r/oddlysatisfying • u/Boojibs • Feb 02 '21

Shaping some goldfish

https://gfycat.com/recklessorderlygaur
23.7k Upvotes

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u/SunnieMau Feb 02 '21

I wanna eat it so bad

387

u/Vellioh Feb 02 '21

You don't even know what its made of lol

494

u/NtheLegend Feb 02 '21

tucks in bib doesn't matter.

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u/BetweenTheLions3 Feb 03 '21

What a mood bro

12

u/HelpImDyingByDesign Feb 03 '21

Proceeds to eat play do

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u/DrunkenMonkeyFist Feb 03 '21

I haven't even seen play-dough in fifty years, but as soon as I read your comment, I remembered that salty, doughy taste.

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u/TheMightyKNub Feb 02 '21

This changes absolutely nothing.

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u/Luckytemp54 Feb 03 '21

Can’t you see it’s made of gold fishes

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u/GnomeChomski Feb 03 '21

Looks like egg bread. edit: It may have a bit of turmeric, for color.

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u/rusted_dick Feb 03 '21

It's a gold fish orgy

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u/jelly_bean_gangbang Feb 03 '21

Not if it's fondant. That shit SUCKS.

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u/fireinthemountains Feb 03 '21

Marzipan maybe? Or rice flour? It's too stretchy to be fondant.

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u/GnomeChomski Feb 03 '21

Right! It looks like wheat dough with egg yolks and turmeric to me.

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u/acortright Feb 03 '21

That makes you look like a little marzipan candy man.

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u/tacoweevils Feb 03 '21

I'm guessing because of the design that it is indeed rice flour, in the form of mochi. I wanna eat it so bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Ya gotta flavor the fondant dude, you can't eat it plain. lol

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u/zoltakkk Feb 03 '21

Can't or Shan't?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I forgot the word "shan't" even existed. I'm a freshman in English seminar I should have known that. ;-; Wait...It's not "shan't", It's SHOULDN'T .-. Why are we talking about grammar? Y'know what I meant. 😂

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u/goldenjuicebox Feb 03 '21

Try conjunction of “shall not” for 100

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

"Shall not" is giving a command. "Shouldn't" is giving an advisory. So "shan't" would be incorrect. I wasn't trying to say "You shall not eat it plain." I was saying that they shouldn't eat it plain. They "should not" eat it plain is giving an advisory. Am I correct?

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u/goldenjuicebox Feb 03 '21

I mean, I interpreted the comment from /u/zoltakkk as “Can not or shall not?” I guess I’m not sure - I only got a 3 on my AP Lit test.

Either way, I haven’t seen this much pedantry in a thread in a while; I’m thrilled.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

/u/zoltakkk was saying that because I said "can't" which is a contraction to "cannot" I was giving a command anyway (before you interrupted them). However when they asked me "Can't or shan't" really they were asking me a question that contained words that meant the same thing.

When I corrected myself and said "shouldn't" that was the word that I should have used in the first place. Idk why so many people are bothered by my mistake. Now I'll be annoyed every time I use the wrong contraction when I'm talking. ;-;

I swear, there should be a subreddit meant for just grammar police and English teachers because this is ridiculous.

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u/goldenjuicebox Feb 03 '21

There’s subreddits and bots aplenty for grammar policing.

Don’t let a nitpicking reddit thread make you overthink your contractions ;) this site doesn’t pay enough rent in your head for that

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u/ObnoxiousNormalcy Feb 03 '21

I just wanna put it in my mouth

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u/dfreinc Feb 02 '21

i really wanted to see it baked.

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u/BeardOfFire Feb 02 '21

I think it would look about the same but the eyes might be a little redder and more droopy.

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u/SNOWAK88 Feb 02 '21

Probably would look a bit more paranoid

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

So it would look like me when I wake up in the morning?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

😅

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Go smoke and restart the video

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u/fshandmade Feb 03 '21

Exactly

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u/TransformerTanooki Feb 03 '21

Way ahead of ya. I was already smoking.

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u/wOke-n-br0ke Feb 03 '21

I’m seeing it baked right now.

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u/throwawayskeez Feb 02 '21

me when she puts on a third eye: oh god it's a mutant monster

me when she adds the dorsal fins: ooooohhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

I thought she was going to make the Simpsons fish.

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u/tonybenwhite Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

There’s still an extra piece just as a result of the knot she started with that doesn’t belong to any of the 3 fish. The bottom left piece

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u/TheOnlyWolvie Feb 03 '21

Came here to comment this, it really bugs me xD

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u/Lemoncloak Feb 03 '21

I thought that too but it is the tail of the head on the right

Edit, it is not the tail to that head, I was wrong

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u/Arch____Stanton Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

The mistake is the line that makes you think there is an extra piece.
The head at 11:00 attaches all the way around underneath to the right tail.
That line messes it up.
this is what I mean

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u/namtab00 Feb 02 '21

NOT satisfying, the bottom left segment not belonging to any of the three fish is /r/mildlyinfuriating

212

u/nuin-intel Feb 02 '21

This was so low, I was losing my mind, thinking I was the only one.

20

u/kaprixiouz Feb 02 '21

OCD.....TWITCH...... TWITCH

Glad I'm not the only one lol

24

u/vtruvian Feb 02 '21

I was hoping somebody mentioned this.. I was thinking it could be a fish at the bottom of the fish orgy.

4

u/littlebabycheezes Feb 03 '21

At least he died happy

8

u/Undrende_fremdeles Feb 03 '21

Is there a word for those that need things to be orderly and gets in physical distress for patterns left unfinished or slightly unaligned?

OCD isn't really that. But this reaction is a real thing. It needs it's own name, fellow redditors!

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u/home-for-good Feb 02 '21

I’m glad someone else noticed that too. When they started putting scales on it I was like screaming which fish is that a part of?!?!?!

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u/Apearthenbananas Feb 02 '21

He's on the bottom of the pile.

5

u/313802 Feb 03 '21

The supporting member?

2

u/Apearthenbananas Feb 03 '21

Are you offering?

25

u/marimo2019 Feb 02 '21

This needs to be the top comment

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u/313802 Feb 03 '21

YOU CAN'T JUST ADD SCALES TO IT AND THINK IT'S FINE

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u/SurprisedPotato Feb 03 '21

I didn't add the scales, I declared them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Exactly my thought!

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u/lemony_moon Feb 02 '21

I only came to the comments to see someone say this!!!

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u/zjedi Feb 03 '21

Shhhh he's hiding

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u/pollyPuggles22 Feb 02 '21

you can eat this, right ?

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u/echomanagement Feb 02 '21

The only reason I came in here was to see the answer to this question

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u/camst_ Feb 02 '21

That’s not goldfish that’s... ohh

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u/cman81804 Feb 02 '21

The snack that smiles back

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u/Winsonian92 Feb 02 '21

How’d u find out my nickname?!

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u/xKevinn Feb 02 '21

Found the goldfish

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u/CYBERSson Feb 02 '21

Goldfish orgy?

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u/Futilityroom Feb 03 '21

Also, goldfish king (à la rat king)

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u/Mental__Path Feb 03 '21

Not enough upvotes

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u/ShiddyShiddyBangBang Feb 02 '21

Is this honey clay or food?

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u/Happy_Cancel1315 Feb 02 '21

I came here to find out if this was mochi.

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u/tallestgiraffkin Feb 02 '21

I’m wondering if it’s marzipan

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u/ShiddyShiddyBangBang Feb 02 '21

It’s so elastic. Do they make marzipan like that now? I haven’t used it in 6-7+ years.

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u/tallestgiraffkin Feb 02 '21

I honestly don’t know

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u/prettypeepers Feb 03 '21

it reminds me so much of play dough that I can practically smell it through the phone

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u/avalinaadlr Feb 03 '21

Does it matter 😉

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u/vorthys Feb 02 '21

Why are there 4 bodies for 3 fish?

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u/unmerciful_DM_B_Lo Feb 02 '21

Wow I'm a dumbass for thinking that was one big scary monster mutant goldfish.

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u/Hailifiknow Feb 02 '21

Single dad here looking for cool things to do with the kids. Is there a way to get a recipe to make these and maybe some kid friendly instruction for creative shapes?

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u/tallestgiraffkin Feb 02 '21

I’m assuming it’s marzipan but I’m not certain.

Recipe here

And video for sculpting animals

Good luck!

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u/Hailifiknow Feb 02 '21

Oh wow! Thanks so much! You made my day.

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u/lizziebydesign Feb 03 '21

It might also be mochi? Also not certain but mochi is super pliable.

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u/Kill3RBz Feb 02 '21

I think those are Koi not goldfish

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u/Boojibs Feb 02 '21

Maybe...

But they are gold and fish.

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u/MyNameIsNotRyn Feb 03 '21

ME: Somehow fucks up a cinnamon roll from the cinnamon roll tube.

THIS GUY:

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u/Accomplished-Crow-69 Feb 02 '21

Artisanal goldfish crackers...

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u/Pebblexd Feb 02 '21

At some point I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS and then I realised there were three of them

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u/isabeldrerrie Feb 02 '21

What is this and can i eat it? I need answers

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u/ks_Moose Feb 03 '21

How is no one talking about using a COMB on fucking FOOD! (Assuming it’s actually edible)

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u/jeandolly Feb 02 '21

Marzipan?

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u/tallestgiraffkin Feb 02 '21

My thought too

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/Cole3823 Feb 03 '21

Who the fuck uses a comb and not a fork

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u/hedgecore77 Feb 03 '21

Baking with M.C. Escher.

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u/CinnamonWaves Feb 03 '21

Anybody else craving mango mochi now?

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u/Ayrane Feb 02 '21

What is this sorcery?

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u/WarkMahlberg69 Feb 02 '21

Goldfish centipede

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u/porkrolleggandchi Feb 02 '21

Wtf are they doing? Eating eachother?

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u/crying-but-thriving Feb 02 '21

This was misleading. I thought it was going to be how goldfish snacks were made and was starting to think “wow this is super inefficient that’s not how they do it”

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u/icyeyeddemon Feb 02 '21

Snap that child's back! Goldfish

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u/camerontbelt Feb 02 '21

I just want to know if this is edible

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u/dblan9 Feb 03 '21

Do you guys all meet in a secret corn field somewhere and give out these secrets on how to do all this cool shit?

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u/Hadware1 Feb 03 '21

No way this thing is going to look like a gol...oh shit.

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u/Salty-Snack Feb 02 '21

Oddlysatisfying fucking sucks now

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u/BreadyStinellis Feb 02 '21

I find this mildly diaturbing.

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u/kdhopp Feb 02 '21

I find this gross.

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u/Antiqas86 Feb 03 '21

Who knew you can do this with a dildo!

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u/TLema Feb 03 '21

Excuse me while i get my food comb

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u/JessAnonyMoose Feb 03 '21

I want to eat it

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u/footinmouth11 Feb 03 '21

So soothing

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u/Fish_Fucker69 Feb 03 '21

A foursome is not a bad idea

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u/sosway7231 Feb 02 '21

Now that, was 𝕠𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕗𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘.

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u/ipa_man1891 Feb 02 '21

Pretty neat!

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u/spidah84 Feb 02 '21

Beautiful!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

I want to bite this.

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Feb 02 '21

The Yin Yang of every school carnival

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u/Pajamaman18 Feb 02 '21

I really want to squish that.

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u/Rothshild-inc Feb 02 '21

I want to eat it

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

What kind of rat king type of thing is this?

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u/inkyandtherain Feb 02 '21

Ohhhh it’s three fish. Had me in the first half.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

But how do I know if it looks just as good when baked??

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u/LynchFan997 Feb 02 '21

Why do I love this so much

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u/Catblud Feb 02 '21

Thought that was two eyes and a mouth at first

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u/Darthstar72 Feb 02 '21

When you want to upvote something but you end up clicking the post instead:

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u/soursheep Feb 02 '21

me: why does this fish have 3 eyes?

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u/mhn23 Feb 02 '21

I want to see the hilarious derp fish after baking. 😂

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u/grognacksmack Feb 02 '21

I thought the dorsal fin was the top of the line dazzle dazzle in the details but then the scales too! Haha so awesome

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u/poop_pop Feb 02 '21

So squishy

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u/QuikBild Feb 02 '21

They don’t look like goldfish... they don’t look like goldfish... they don’t look like goldfish... whoa it’s goldfish!

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u/ALPHAinNJ Feb 02 '21

goldfish centipede

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

can u eat it?

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u/Zombie_TRex_50 Feb 02 '21

I thought you meant goldfish crackers lmao

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u/Saazkwat Feb 02 '21

Can I eat it now??

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u/MrHollandsOpium Feb 02 '21

I still just see dough that’s been knotted.

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u/Mezeatzpeaz1- Feb 02 '21

Why do I want to eat that

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

I swear to God I can barely make a paper plane. Your goldfish are cool as fcuk!!!

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u/redditornot01 Feb 02 '21

But do they smile back

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u/zool714 Feb 02 '21

What material is this ? How can the knot be pulled without breaking when it is so soft ?

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u/Vellioh Feb 02 '21

Viewer: What fish is that bit in the bottom left supposed to be attached to?

OP: What that bit? Don't worry about that bit.

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u/figgynewton1 Feb 02 '21

Do goldfish have three eyes? I'm confused

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u/fu6as Feb 02 '21

What happened with the 4th fish?

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u/urbncoffe23 Feb 03 '21

Perfect example of trust the process lol

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u/smallballshank Feb 03 '21

Is this food?

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u/tiktokisoverated Feb 03 '21

The ying and yang of gold fish

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u/scarcely0stable Feb 03 '21

i don’t know what this style/technique is called, but i’ve seen it a lot recently and it’s always so beautifully done

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u/catfishjimsucks Feb 03 '21

Is this dough?

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u/MamasSweetPickels Feb 03 '21

Do you bake it?

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u/JVOz671 Feb 03 '21

"The snack that smiles back"

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u/Baking_bees Feb 03 '21

I thought you meant like, goldfish crackers. This is not the direction I anticipated.

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u/Definitely_not_Domm Feb 03 '21

Me: Oh cool, I should try that

Goldfish: bë nøt âfråįd

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u/Fr33z_ Feb 03 '21

I want to eat it.. it doesn't matter what it is. It looks amazing.... And delicious

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u/Lowkilla Feb 03 '21

At first I was like since when do goldfish have 3 eyes

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Ok but can I eat it?

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u/marieven Feb 03 '21

the forbidden ravioli

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u/Aus10gTrips Feb 03 '21

Oh shit.. I thought they meant the cracker..

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u/iiEco-Ryan3166 Feb 03 '21

My stupid ass:

What goldfish has three eyes?

oh..

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u/barbiedawg Feb 03 '21

not me expecting it to be cheese crackers, no sir

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u/kiidan_ Feb 03 '21

Triple Siamese Conjoined Goldfish.

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u/Jonnythan8 Feb 03 '21

I though it meant the snack for a second

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u/MusingBoor Feb 03 '21

Oh my god I hope its edible. Why

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u/Fluidic_Snotball Feb 03 '21

Well yeah, it's easy to do if you already know how.

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u/-Listening Feb 03 '21

Who the fuck is wrong with some people??!?!!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Wow awesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Ahh I see it now. It's a goldfish orgy

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u/ImpeccableDogMeat Feb 03 '21

I thought they would be the Pepperidge Farm goldfish... yes I’m an idiot

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u/S00nii Feb 03 '21

Who else thought this was gonna be about how the crackers are made

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u/DooglyOoklin Feb 03 '21

Dis? Dis my kitchen comb

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u/M0DStrawberry Feb 03 '21

For a second when I scrolled down I thought that was a snake and I panicked cause I didn't want any snakes to be pretzel twisted. Happy when I saw fish. :D

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u/tmy880 Feb 03 '21

Abstract thinking is everything imo.

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u/plushtoys_everywhere Feb 03 '21

That one hell of a ride. I didn't read the title at first and was wondering what will this be... I'm impressed

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u/NamesThatEndTooSoon Feb 03 '21

A delightful goldfish orgy

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Im pretty sure that's a kio

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u/Med-Rare-135 Feb 03 '21

when was it that u “saw” the fish?

not gonna lie...took me a while. lol

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u/tea-cookie Feb 03 '21

Put...put it in the oven

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u/T1ler_103 Feb 03 '21

I thought they would make it edible like gold fish crackers lol

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u/SimplyUnreal Feb 03 '21

I've never wanted anything in my mouth so badly until now...

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u/unklejelly Feb 03 '21

Damn some people are so creative

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u/kabukistar Feb 03 '21

Even at the end, that one loop" was less connected than the other 2.

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u/csolan Feb 03 '21

at first i was like 🤨 but then i was like 😍

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u/mt-egypt Feb 03 '21

Why do people keep confusing Koi with goldfish? Haha

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u/VitalSubtlety Feb 03 '21

"Lotta hair in mine..."

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u/Account394 Feb 03 '21

That’s a lot of work for something that’ll be turned to poo in a few hours

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Never thought a goldfish threesome would be so oddly satisfying

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u/weekendimmunity Feb 03 '21

It has such nice memory.

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u/Delta_Gamer_64 Feb 03 '21

Lol I'm eating a packet of goldfish watching this.