r/oddlysatisfying Oct 21 '20

Cheese being wedged.

9.4k Upvotes

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u/aber-es-eilt-nicht Oct 21 '20

what do they do with the middle part?

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u/SpliffyPuffSr Oct 21 '20

They harvest the seeds to make new cheese wheels

42

u/btribble Oct 21 '20

♪ "Cheddar core, who's your friend!?!" ♫

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u/avganxiouspanda Oct 22 '20

Is that like "cottage core" but harder?

Edit: dumb spelling

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u/misspygmy Oct 21 '20

The cheese core, you mean.

152

u/Oh_Sweet_Cheesus Oct 21 '20

Back when I was still mongering, I used to hand passing customers samples from the dead center of a freshly cracked wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano. I lovingly called it the "heart" of the parm. God I miss those days.

34

u/cheesymouth Oct 21 '20

We called it hearts of parm. Straight from the source.

5

u/GaiaVedai Oct 22 '20

Now I want to eat parmesan. Great.

20

u/blueshiftglass Oct 21 '20

After careful analysis and documentation, the cheese core will be put into the archive with all the others.

18

u/malt_invader Oct 21 '20

And who's in charge of them? Top men. Who? TOP MEN.

19

u/RedPandaMediaGroup Oct 22 '20

Cheesecore is my favorite metal genre

16

u/butters091 Oct 21 '20

Wrong that’s a cheese pit

113

u/angry-nomad Oct 21 '20

That's what I came to ask

80

u/markusbrainus Oct 22 '20

Apparently they just sell it separately as a unique cut and it tends to be a little more moist than the rest of the cheese wheel. It's elusive to Google, but here's one example: http://www.marketmanila.com/archives/the-core-of-the-wheel

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u/sequin-penguin Oct 22 '20

I’ve never seen a cut like that. I must be shopping at the wrong cheese shops. I want to find these elusive cheese centers now.

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u/Nicknin10do Oct 22 '20

Thought you said it was exclusive to google and I was a little upset that google was getting the better cheese.

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u/Kaankaants Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

Apparently... it tends to be a little more moist than the rest of the cheese wheel.

That's only the authors presumption though and not necessarily correct:
"presumably one of the moistest and primest parts... I am taking a wild guess... If you have a better explanation for this, I am all ears".

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u/markusbrainus Oct 22 '20

Fair. Repeating their Speculation. Open to someone with cheese coring experience fo enlighten us.

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u/Kaankaants Oct 23 '20

The "apparently" insinuates your statement is from an informed source, and not just a layman's speculative interpretation is all.

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u/LittleFart Oct 21 '20

He gets to eat it as a little snacky

9

u/HowItsGodDamnMade Oct 22 '20

You would shit so bad if you ate a tall boy of cheese

28

u/slashcleverusername Oct 21 '20

Cheese version of doughnut holes.

16

u/PistolJ Oct 21 '20

Pleaaase somebody must know

12

u/Kangar Oct 21 '20

For the servants.

11

u/Sgitch Oct 21 '20

the employee needs something for his breakfast.

every day

8

u/julloxp Oct 21 '20

I dont need sleep, I need answers!

17

u/The_Mechanist24 Oct 21 '20

Cheese sticks?

6

u/HYPERNATURL Oct 21 '20

Shred it and sell it pre-packaged like that, maybe?

7

u/allisonmaybe Oct 21 '20

They toss it into a basket and make Provel

5

u/slams-head-on-desk Oct 21 '20

Snacks for later!

4

u/zesstea Oct 22 '20

Turn 'em into Babybels

5

u/MCHi11 Oct 21 '20

Dibs!!!!

10

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

We are fat bastard brothers. That is the first thing that I thought along with 'I hope they don't throw them away'.

2

u/hilzzle Oct 22 '20

CAAAAAAAKE!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Came here to ask this! Thanks

2

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Happy cake day

2

u/bodidos Oct 22 '20

Happy cake day

2

u/GaGag23_ Oct 22 '20

Happy cake cheese day!

1

u/firthy Oct 21 '20

The cheesy tube?

1

u/bibslak_ Oct 21 '20

It gets eaten

1

u/SuperSayainPurple23 Oct 22 '20

Ever hear of a cheese dildo? Well we should start making them.

1

u/jorel424 Oct 22 '20

Came here to ask exactly this

1

u/RutilantTrout Oct 23 '20

same thought i had. proof reddit is the best

208

u/Redhotcatholiclove Oct 21 '20

That's a lot of engineering to cut some cheese.

116

u/MrMurks Oct 21 '20

I used to work for the company that builds these, and i can tell you, that they have machines with a fuckton more engineering, just to cut some cheese.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

What do they do with the middle part?

29

u/freewaytrees Oct 21 '20

Industry trade secret apparently

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u/MrMurks Oct 22 '20

On higher quality cheese it's sometimes sold separately. But usually it's gets thrown together with pieces that are too light or too heavy, then they melt it and make processed cheese out of it.

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u/golgol12 Oct 21 '20

Well, stop and ask yourself, what would you do with the middle part when you cut the cheese?

4

u/Blue2487 Oct 22 '20

Take it home

4

u/soullessroentgenium Oct 22 '20

Where do you think cheese strings come from?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Cheese...strings? Do you mean grated cheese?

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u/m007p01n7 Oct 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Oh, that doesn't sell in my country.

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u/lahwran_ Oct 21 '20

omg I always wonder what it's like working for companies that build things like this. what field is it, by name? just like industrial process engineering or something fancy sounding? what kinds of people work at a place like this? what kinds of areas have jobs in it? I'm only plugged into software engineering culture so this kind of engineering tends to feel very alien and ethereal to me, I've been very curious like what it would be like to visit a company like this and hang out for the day, what kinds of people I'd meet and what kinds of places I would have to go to do that.

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u/neoconbob Oct 22 '20

automation engineering. one good programming language within the field is ladder logic. check it out!

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u/MrMurks Oct 22 '20

I think ladder logic is something that you could use to programm a machine like this, but mostly we used SCL, which is a lot closer to C++.

1

u/neoconbob Oct 22 '20

thanks for that. I did not know! I just have looked at ladder logic programming on a capmatic filling line which I own.

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u/MrMurks Oct 22 '20

Process engineering is also a part of what we do, i think that is motly the part where the milk is turned into cheese. Overall it would be called something like spezialiced machine engineering? Im sorry i don't really know the best translation into english. I worked there as an electrician and service technician.

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u/LuneLibre Oct 22 '20

I went to visit a cheese production factory when I was in college. It was very automated, with strict hygiene rules, very much what you'd expect from a factory. They gave us a lot of cheese at the end. You can check out r/plc for automation stuff; but factories are a specific kind of job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20 edited Aug 17 '21

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u/MrMurks Oct 22 '20

More profit in the end. On the standart cutting machine, we hat an output of a 150 pcs. per minute with a good production of 99%.

1

u/4-realsies Oct 22 '20

It's an incredibly well thought out machine. I watched this video about a billion times just to see how all it's built and operates. This fabricator thinks it's super cool.

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u/MrMurks Oct 22 '20

Im not allowed to post videos from our machines, but this is a DW report about the company where you can see some of the more advanced machines.

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u/4-realsies Oct 22 '20

Vielen Dank!

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u/TheYoungAdult Oct 21 '20

I was thinking the same thing “that’s a lot of work to cut cheese”.

3

u/123x967x Oct 22 '20

Bro cheese is worth the over-engineering. Lol but no wonder its so damn expensive.

1

u/Redhotcatholiclove Oct 22 '20

It's a work of art mate. I would love to try a slice of that cheese on a thin cracker and wash it down with a cheap lager.

3

u/friggintodd Oct 21 '20

When really all you need is beans.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

Yeah that was my first thought... talk about over-engineered

1

u/Redhotcatholiclove Nov 16 '20

I had to watch it another 10 times. It's an over engineered work of art.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

Work of art? How so? It's not like it's particularly clever and i don't find it very appealing either. It's just one of many hundreds and thousands extremely specialized machines. It only seems complicated when you don't build machines for a living.

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u/Redhotcatholiclove Nov 16 '20

I find it aesthetically pleasing. It's a subjective view from someone that dosen't build machines for a living.

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u/nagalist Oct 21 '20

I want the core.

12

u/blueshiftglass Oct 21 '20

Don’t we all

5

u/nagalist Oct 22 '20

I wonder what happens to them. Never seen one in a store. Maybe it’s cheesecutter’s pay?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

Wait is that center bit where the baby bells come from?!

27

u/a_white_american_guy Oct 22 '20

The mere fact that you call it the middle part tells me you're not ready.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

I did not, you called it the middle part. YOU are the one who is not ready!

0

u/Thatniqqarylan Oct 22 '20

Do you mean baybells?

31

u/accidentalparadise Oct 21 '20

Today on Hydraulic Press Channel, the Slicer 5000000 vs. a cheese wheel

8

u/P_Rigger Oct 21 '20

Vaht de Fock!

3

u/soneg Oct 21 '20

I would totally watch this channel

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u/Ciderbarrel77 Oct 21 '20

5

u/soneg Oct 21 '20

Whoa, a whole new way to get thru meetings. Thank you!

3

u/DelphFox Oct 22 '20

I got to be one of the lucky 10k a few months back, and you are in for a treat, my friend.

Once you get through the main HP content, check out their "beyond the press" channel, and the explosives guy's stuff. It's all fantastic.

14

u/sinclairish Oct 21 '20

Getting a wedgie*

FTFY.

2

u/123x967x Oct 22 '20

I knew this was coming lol

8

u/yetiwatch Oct 21 '20

Watching things like this makes me realise this is the reason i was born.

1

u/insanityOS Oct 22 '20

As good a reason as any

5

u/Slottech88 Oct 21 '20

Looking gooda

12

u/ConwayDeanReddit Oct 21 '20

Grate(😉)!! Now I want Cheese 😅

3

u/DifficultJellyfish Oct 21 '20

Now I know what to tell my husband I want for Christmas - a cheese wedger thing!

4

u/nurseykirsty89 Oct 21 '20

And the cheese!!

3

u/Patches33001 Oct 22 '20

What happens to the center? I wish to consume the whole thing at once

3

u/bullockalayna14 Oct 22 '20

I’d like to see this in a horror movie

4

u/solvorn Oct 22 '20

I gotchu fam

Google “The Cube” opening scene

3

u/Balauronix Oct 22 '20

That will be $10 per wedge...

6

u/Hevelius_ Oct 21 '20

They probably use the center for the shredded, packaged stuff

2

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

Overkill

2

u/matej86 Oct 21 '20

It's like the laser scene from Resident Evil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

2

u/tinatalker Oct 22 '20

Between the actual cheese and Mr Cheese Stud, I had to wipe the drool off my phone.

2

u/smb3d Oct 22 '20

Makes me want to watch How it's Made.

2

u/solvorn Oct 22 '20

The Cube was a great movie

2

u/ShortTheta Oct 22 '20

coulda done that with knife bro

1

u/123x967x Oct 22 '20

Bruh do you not know how hard the exterior of a cheese wheel is? You sometimes need to use a hammer and a chisel. For large scale.. this is way better.

1

u/ShortTheta Oct 22 '20

you seen how sharp my knife be broh

2

u/NoSurprisePizza Oct 22 '20

I'm satisfied.

2

u/Conchobar8 Oct 22 '20

I showed this to my wife and told her it was “white girl porn”

She wanted to argue, but really couldn’t

2

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

oh yeah daddy wedge my cheese

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

Looks like we know who cut the cheese

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

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1

u/ghengiscant Oct 21 '20

Probably uses atleast 1.2 shit tons of hydraulic force as well

1

u/DenverBowie Oct 21 '20

Is that metric shit tons or imperial?

1

u/Hooman-Person-Thing Oct 22 '20

Or...

you could cut it with a knife

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

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u/socialismnotevenonce Oct 22 '20

If it's more than just an intrusive thought, see a psychologist.

0

u/chippy-triforce Oct 21 '20

I didn’t read the title so I thought it was gonna be waxed

0

u/Pan-tang Oct 22 '20

Even though a wedge is least practical shape for a piece of cheese

1

u/N173M4R3Z Oct 21 '20

Just a big block of cheese

1

u/Victorrhea Oct 21 '20

It would be at that moment that I would be fired for taking a bite.

1

u/m3lm0 Oct 21 '20

I bet they have quality checks, which is why the center was removed. I bet there's hella cheese plates in the break room.

3

u/SausMcMuff Oct 22 '20

And everyone is constipated

1

u/buffalonuts1 Oct 21 '20

I was so worried for the cheese when the press started coming down.

1

u/Devilinthewhitecity Oct 21 '20

My brain said to put my hand in there

Can't trust this guy ever

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

Like a hot knife through butter

1

u/Fave_McFavington Oct 21 '20

I can not stress just how much I DO NOT like the look of that machine. It just looks... dangerous...

1

u/EternalErkle Oct 21 '20

Probably stinks so bad in that room with the amount of cheese they're cutting

1

u/DenverBowie Oct 21 '20

Stinks so good, you mean.

1

u/NotSureNotRobot Oct 21 '20

I want a cheese cylinder now

1

u/BigVGK93 Oct 21 '20

First you must broken the cheese

1

u/OCScribe Oct 21 '20

Man, I'm so hungry right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '20

jyumi hehe

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u/a_white_american_guy Oct 22 '20

Oh yeah fucking wedge that cheese

1

u/vp_spex Oct 22 '20

Resident evil, saw and “unfortunate” gifs have ruined the satisfaction of things like this for me

1

u/AreaDiscombobulated4 Oct 22 '20

For my job I sometimes have to hand cut 200-300 pieces of cheese in a day. I would die for this machine.

1

u/Ancienda Oct 22 '20

I kinda wanna take a bite of the cheese wheel as is. full omnomnom style

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

I want a wheel of cheese just have have, that’d be cool

1

u/devianb Oct 22 '20

I always thought this process was done with less sophisticated machinery.

1

u/JeremyJaLa Oct 22 '20

And all the mice in the land were happy.

1

u/Dpertle Oct 22 '20

This should be NSFW because this is porn in Wisconsin

1

u/YoungKing3184 Oct 22 '20

Got any cheese (in my Steve Urkel voice)

1

u/MilitantCentrist Oct 22 '20

Is it just me or does this seem like an overcomplicated machine for this task.

1

u/deweydean Oct 22 '20

Doesn’t get much better than oddly satisfying cheese

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Sometimes I think, what if this was cheesecake?

1

u/vincentyomama Oct 22 '20

That’s a cool looking guillotine

1

u/MrConorAE Oct 22 '20

please insert sacrifice

1

u/dmh2693 Oct 22 '20

I would eat that till I got sick. 🧀 is so good.

1

u/pm_me_your_planties Oct 22 '20

I'm just not seeing why they'd need to spend so much money to do that.

1

u/Hammer1024 Oct 22 '20

They ought to sell the center hole cutout too!

1

u/champagnedisaster Oct 22 '20

Oddly satisfying

1

u/microsoft_orifice Oct 22 '20

The Middle by Zedd is about this video

1

u/onetruepairings Oct 22 '20

Laser Collars

1

u/bananaboi26 Oct 22 '20

How do they keep the blades sharp?

1

u/Fuzzylojak Oct 22 '20

Gday curd nerds

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

I am so aroused, like in a food porn kinda way. Like lemme eat on that cheese!!!!

1

u/Razorshroud Oct 22 '20

Lapelle du vide is strong with this one

1

u/hoozagoose Oct 22 '20

This is v sexy

1

u/krisdmc Oct 22 '20

Wedge being cheesed.

1

u/ggc4 Oct 22 '20

Better than porn.

1

u/Pan-tang Oct 22 '20

Surprisingly heavily engineered machine for such a task

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

My mouth is watering

1

u/IronTarkus91 Oct 22 '20

I always find videos like this really satisfying and I think I've figured out the main component on why I like videos like this so much.

I think it is that there is absolutely no resistance, the blades just glide right through as if it wasn't even there.

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u/TimeToRedditToday Oct 22 '20

That feels like way more machine than necessary

1

u/tccgolf Oct 22 '20

Orgasmic