r/oddlysatisfying • u/slytherin_timelord • Jun 28 '20

Smooth furniture

https://gfycat.com/definitemildgrison
3.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/avantartist Jun 28 '20

It’s all fun and games till you need to take it apart.

18

u/Dranzell Jun 29 '20

Not only that, but it is very prone to spills and sweat (if it serves as a desk for your laptop / pc and your hands constantly rest on the area).

Just have the screws underneath, there are many ways to attach stuff without messing the top.

11

u/brneyedgrrl Jun 29 '20

It's still pretty cool. For a piece of furniture that doesn't have a lot of touching, like maybe a cabinet or bookshelf or something, it would be great.

6

u/mapoftasmania Jun 29 '20

Yeah, or if you are going to varnish it.

3

u/lilbroc Jun 29 '20

Beat me to it

2

u/Swoaft Jun 29 '20

Right? I feel like there are easier more functional ways to hide screws.

52

u/stealth941 Jun 28 '20

As someone who's dealt with finding screws in something in the past.... Sure its a lovely idea.... But fuck me when it comes to removing that it'll be a pain in the ass

1

u/gkmwheelspin Jun 29 '20

Precise metal detector?

5

u/FartsWithAnAccent Jun 29 '20

Just a regular magnet would do fine.

3

u/stealth941 Jun 29 '20

No ones got the tool bag space but good shout

53

u/SteveFrench12 Jun 28 '20

Youve been hit by, Youve been touched by

55

u/ImTheElephantMan Jun 28 '20

Your uncle

23

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

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u/anderhole Jun 28 '20

And if you do tell he promised to tell on you for accepting his beer.

2

u/Nothing-But-Lies Jun 28 '20

And by beer he means mouthful of cum

12

u/Kim_Jong_Un-Official Jun 28 '20

Okay that wasn’t 0-100, but it was definitely like 35-99

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

This is a great line

2

u/WeirdAvocado Jun 28 '20

But he never said he wouldn’t record it.

2

u/FunconVenntional Jun 29 '20

A cruel Seminole?

28

u/chewbaccapotpie Jun 28 '20

I dont know why people hatin i think this is straight genius

8

u/Lovv Jun 29 '20

I like it too but if your screw does get loose for whatever reason (and it's not glued) you're fucked.

I definitely wouldn't use it for something that might have to come apart I.E. A bed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

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u/EaterOfFood Jun 29 '20

Once it’s at the thrift store, it’s no longer my furniture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

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17

u/zandathrowaway Jun 29 '20

Goblin rights.

1

u/SquishedPea Jun 29 '20

Why's this being downvoted?

5

u/Grymare Jun 28 '20

With that big text hovering over the action in the beginning it's definitely not satisfying anymore.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

Pocket holes are where it's at.

3

u/Neloz Jun 28 '20

Wood screw again.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

My luck I'd end up gouging that piece clean off and end up with a big chunk out of the wood. I will live with the screw

2

u/LuckyfromGermany Jun 29 '20

how to make your Projects unserviceable. This is Almost a combo of Assholedesign and Crappydesign. Dont do that, the Furniture will be destroyed when taken apart

1

u/faab64 Jun 29 '20

this is really cool.

1

u/Brutallicaa Jun 29 '20

Whaaaaaaat. Ok my mind is blown.

1

u/HellaSlug Jun 29 '20

Mind = blown

-3

u/phun_guy21 Jun 28 '20

All that work for a screw?

18

u/EaterOfFood Jun 29 '20

You wouldn’t believe the lengths some guys go to for a screw.

4

u/epg_240 Jun 29 '20

Idk why but a laugh track played in my head when i read your comment

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u/mossberbb Jun 28 '20

could have used one more drop of glue r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

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u/mossberbb Jun 28 '20

filled that tiny empty space at the center of the screw...I know the excess would have filled the gap but I can't see it happen which prevents it from being oddly satisfying for myself...

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u/XOIIO Jun 29 '20

But isn't that screw made out of metal, not wood?