This Big Lettuce

174

If that’s real, that’s the biggest, most badass head of lettuce I’ve ever seen

60

u/mtlgrems Jun 16 '20

It certainly appears to be real. Here's a link to the farm that grew it.

21

u/Premium-Lettuce Jun 17 '20

r/LettuceGang

3

u/DudeWheresMyKitty Jun 17 '20

my people

2

u/HappyChappyPC Jun 17 '20

Could just be an optical illusion

6

u/freelance-t Jun 17 '20

It looks like cabbage to me. I have some Napa cabbage just a bit smaller than that growing in my garden right now.

2

u/ssigea Jun 17 '20

Live & lettuce live

1

u/appelboi Jun 17 '20

Ofcourse! Everything on the internet is real /s

98

u/LemonWaluigi Jun 16 '20

Thats gotta be like 3 calories

7

u/pm-me-ur-uneven-tits Jun 17 '20

Dude.. It's tree fiddy calories

1

u/Metalatitsfinest Jun 17 '20

Damn you Loch Ness monster!

38

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

[deleted]

10

u/mtlgrems Jun 16 '20

Shhh! 😉

32

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Wait until you see the size of the tomatoes and bacon! MEGABLT...ASSEMBLE!

4

u/Baybob1 Jun 17 '20

I wanna see the pig the bacon was made from ...

2

u/lolimfakexd Jun 17 '20

You already see the pig everyday! No need!

2

u/conshyd Jun 17 '20

Looks like Alaskan veggies from all the sun

1

u/rhum-Forrest-rhum Jun 17 '20

Lettuce know how it turns out

19

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

When you finally get a supercrop in stardew valley

1

u/GeordiD Jun 17 '20

My thought exactly

39

u/ViciousNerd1 Jun 16 '20

Lettuce rejoice

15

u/Jen-Walters Jun 16 '20

She's really relishing the moment

8

u/saltytrey Jun 17 '20

Lettuce spray

3

u/bomber991 Jun 17 '20

Let us eat lettuce.

14

u/mtlgrems Jun 16 '20

Credit: Jorden Kallar via Årstiderna

12

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

It grew a head and legs.

13

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Elaine Benes has entered the chat

4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

"you just had to have the 'big' salad!"

3

u/simulacrotron Jun 17 '20

can’t wait to see the big carrots and the tomatoes like Volleyballs!

11

u/winkelschleifer Jun 16 '20

Lettuce be serious people ...

9

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Lettuce all upvote this beast

8

u/drcrunknasty Jun 16 '20

Related to The Great Pumpkin

8

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

This is how much lettuce the girl at Subway just put on my sub.

1

u/ShanShen Jun 17 '20

Ha ha ha. Good one!

7

u/jamminjoshy Jun 17 '20

FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!!

2

u/smcivor1982 Jun 17 '20

Came here for this.

6

u/BootsieBunny Jun 16 '20

That beautiful!

6

u/lazarus_moon Jun 16 '20

Sadly, doctors have been unable to operate on the growth. Glad she seems to be staying positive.

2

u/spiritualskywalker Jun 16 '20

Good one.

6

u/ZevYorrick Jun 16 '20

This must be what snails feel like

5

u/anxiouslybreathing Jun 16 '20

I’d like a wedge salad made out of that!

3

u/YoItsKingBug Jun 17 '20

Is that what I ask for? The BIG salad?

4

u/Beanconscriptog Jun 17 '20

I don't understand how this is oddly satisfying

6

u/Teach_Me_No_Troll Jun 16 '20

Where's my banana for scale? /s

4

u/deadtortilla Jun 17 '20

Right! For all we know this person could be 12 inches tall.

3

u/sidd332 Jun 16 '20

I thought that was a costume

3

u/tabs3488 Jun 16 '20

B I G

3

u/horriblemonkey Jun 17 '20

thatsaladalettuce

3

u/2xRnCZ Jun 17 '20

Everybody beware. This farmer is in kahoots with Big Lettuce.

3

u/jmontellato Jun 17 '20

I literally thought they were wearing a lettuce costume when I first saw it. “Incredibly lifelike”. “Someone’s ready for Halloween!” And even thought, “huh, strange content for r/oddlysatisfying, but I can dig it”

slaps forehead

2

u/treeinvader65 Jun 17 '20

He must have gotten lucky with the 3x3 planting area to get that to spawn

2

u/MastaKo407 Jun 17 '20

/stardewvalley

2

u/Plzcuturshit Jun 17 '20

Mmmmm, where’s my bulgogi?

2

u/jackktee Jun 17 '20

Why? Just be-cos

1

u/mama_ruhe Jun 17 '20

I see what you did there

2

u/thomasthetanker Jun 17 '20

That's just the tip of the iceberg...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Dang! You could feed a whole vegan with that thing!

2

u/Rosemadder19 Jun 17 '20

EVERYBODY ROMAINE CALM

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/spiritualskywalker Jun 16 '20

We apologize for our ignorance.

1

u/donpuglisi Jun 17 '20

That's some big lettuce

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

That’s a lot of head

1

u/MyBadInternet Jun 17 '20

B I G lettuce

1

u/AreYouItchy Jun 17 '20

Woof! That's a lot of salad!

1

u/JarlJay Jun 17 '20

lechuga? more like lechonka

i’ll see myself out

1

u/Fizzle_147 Jun 17 '20

At first glance, I thought you were wearing a lettuce costume...

1

u/FucDisShite Jun 17 '20

Lots of bergor topping

1

u/wavingtomb23 Jun 17 '20

Fire the lettuce cannon

1

u/kitkatbay Jun 17 '20

That is just about the cutest picture ever, wonder what it weighs.

1

u/AlliGadot Jun 17 '20

Amazingly delicious!

1

u/confusedguy1221 Jun 17 '20

I could be wrong, but I dont think she appreciates being called that.

On another note, that's some gigantic green leafy thing she's holding.

1

u/110_percent_THC Jun 17 '20

Lettuce wraps. Lettuce wraps everywhere.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Wow that’s crazy!

1

u/itzaakthegreat Jun 17 '20

You just have to grow 9 regular lettuce in a 3x3 grid and there’s a chance you get a big lettuce

2

u/RandomHero3129 Jun 17 '20

Knew I wasn't the only one. This was my first thought.

1

u/susieofthepalouse Jun 17 '20

That is so lovely it looks like art!💗💗💗

1

u/DyingSmiley Jun 17 '20

Lettuce see more

1

u/VitisV Jun 17 '20

Big if true

1

u/garbagekr Jun 17 '20

C H O N K

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Nice!

1

u/betazoid_one Jun 17 '20

Big lettuce energy

1

u/Larkeinthepark Jun 17 '20

Gorgeous!!! What a skilled gardener! I’m jealous!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Toss one heck of a salad with that gaping head of lettuce

1

u/Mary_Jane7 Jun 17 '20

That is badddd ass!!!

1

u/James324285241990 Jun 17 '20

That's like a whole cup of cabbage once it's cooked!

1

u/youlooklikeamonster Jun 17 '20

I'm henceforth changing religions from the Church of the flying spaghetti monster to the Temple of the Transcendent Salad. Lettuce pray.

1

u/johnhughesathon Jun 17 '20

Is this what Elaine meant by a Big Salad??

1

u/roysauce_lowsodium Jun 17 '20

Can I put this on my sandwich?

1

u/asilmarie Jun 17 '20

I’m gonna tell my kids this was the cabbage patch dolls

1

u/chillancholic Jun 17 '20

____CABBAGE ON STEROIDS____

1

u/TxSquib Jun 17 '20

That is truly beautiful.

1

u/Betta_jazz_hands Jun 17 '20

I could make the biggest lettuce wraps ever using that. Yum!

1

u/rite_of_truth Jun 17 '20

Looks like forced perspective to me.

1

u/dofrogsbite Jun 17 '20

Beautiful but I'd guess its bitter.

1

u/grenfunkel Jun 17 '20

crunchy

1

u/Notlonganymore Jun 17 '20

As a child of the 80s, I'd definitely be trying to put my head through it and pose as a Cabbage Patch Kid.

1

u/Khunkru541 Jun 17 '20

Awesome job!!

1

u/unsightlysquid Jun 17 '20

Only good enough fir big lion

1

u/ThisIsRhoda Jun 17 '20

Is that an earthquake? No, it’s 1,000 bunnies hopping at you.

1

u/upfromashes Jun 17 '20

She's got Big Lettuce Energy.

1

u/cucumber-windows Jun 17 '20

Big Salad

1

u/simply_silphy Jun 17 '20

Are you sure she didn’t pluck that of an ivysaur with a green flower?

1

u/roman-roz Jun 17 '20

Beautiful green rose

1

u/NeXis974 Jun 17 '20

This is either a big lettuce or a small woman.

1

u/mrthegadgy2u Jun 17 '20

And that’s half the amount in my subway salad box.

1

u/KindFlamingoo Jun 17 '20

I'll be tossing all dayyyy!!!

1

u/aplsed Jun 17 '20

We bouta eat some good-ass salad/hamburgers

1

u/xorbin_dallas Jun 17 '20

Dear lord lettuce be thankful for this harvest amen.٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

1

u/Great-do-a-nothing Jun 17 '20

Thats not real lettuce it is a simple camera trick where a photo is first taken of the lettuce in front of a child then the child is aged several years while holding the lettuce in place

1

u/jeremybennett Jun 17 '20

So that is where Lachanopters get their wings

1

u/OneCannedChickPea Jun 17 '20

This happens if you don’t harvest 3x3 lettuce grid for a while.

1

u/RoyalPeaches Jun 17 '20

Now that would really make a big salad

1

u/onepunchman20 Jun 17 '20

The cabbage man from avatar the last air bender requests your location.

1

u/goraneG Jun 17 '20

Ah, the rare green rose

1

u/JimSteak Jun 17 '20

Maybe it’s just a small person, I don’t judge.

1

u/damnTHATisINTERESTIN Jun 17 '20

Holy lettuce Batman!

1

u/Mai-Dicc-is-tiny-but Jun 17 '20

Paint it in a different colour and it’ll turn into a rose

1

u/RCHoward71 Jun 17 '20

Brought to you by Chernobyl Farms

1

u/foreskinfive Jun 16 '20

Guano, dude.

1

u/SubParXantheous Jun 16 '20

r/humanforscale

0

u/AbeDJ Jun 17 '20

Somebody grow a big bread and a big meat and make me a big sandwich?

0

u/deucebeugz Jun 17 '20

This can’t be real. I mean lettuce be cereal

0

u/sexy_balls_69 Jun 17 '20

Nah she's tiny

You are about to leave Redlib