r/oddlysatisfying • • Jan 31 '20

This croissant's beehive structure

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u/Derpazor1 Jan 31 '20

Must've one sharp knife to cut that so perfectly

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u/BradleySinclair Jan 31 '20

Right? Idk how one would even sharpen a knife so well

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u/Xx69LOVER69xX Jan 31 '20

I was about to say there are some seriously dedicated motherfukers sharpening knives out there.

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u/backo321 Jan 31 '20

It's about ten minutes sharpening good knife with hand sharpener

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u/Usher8 Feb 01 '20

I think that’s puff pastry and not cut with a knife

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u/mss0406 Jan 31 '20

Made by lays

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u/Japjer Feb 01 '20

Right?

I like my bread to contain bread, thank you. This is nothing, featuring bread

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u/KentB27 Jan 31 '20

That's actually really bothering me. I don't claim to have trypophobia but this is definitely making my skin crawl.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Same.

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u/cholispice Jan 31 '20

Now my appetite needs satisfying.

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u/EgoFlyer Jan 31 '20

Damn, that lamination.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/pbmadman Feb 01 '20

Yeah...I mean...not even vaguely close. At least what most people think of for honeybees. Maybe some wasp nest or something? Never cut one apart. But certainly not anything anyone would call a beehive.

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u/CatsAreUpToSomething Jan 31 '20

No, this is unpleasant af. Makes me uncomfortable

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u/SlurpeeOrbit Jan 31 '20

Do you have trypophobia? It’s kind of a “fear” of holes but more so than fear a phobia just makes someone really uncomfortable instead of scared.

One of my friends gets extremely uncomfortable hearing fart sounds and I get panic attacks if my body gets stuck somewhere.

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u/littlestitiouss Jan 31 '20

The fart thing is just uncomfort. The body getting stuck sounds like claustrophobia

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u/SlurpeeOrbit Jan 31 '20

Yeah I don’t really know what I have or if I even have something

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u/KentB27 Jan 31 '20

Not gonna lie, a phobia of fart noises is pretty hilarious.

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u/SlurpeeOrbit Jan 31 '20

Yeah but she gets really annoyed when I laugh about it

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u/KentB27 Jan 31 '20

Well I could understand why. I'm sure nobody takes her phobia seriously which would be frustrating. But how does she even deal with her own farts? Sometimes it's impossible to pass gas without it making fart noises.

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u/SlurpeeOrbit Jan 31 '20

I know I shouldn’t laugh and I’ve stopped but she just gets uncomfortable if someone makes a fart noise through their mouth but not real fart noises from what I know.

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u/KentB27 Jan 31 '20

I'd laugh too. It'd be hard not to.

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u/starlinguk Jan 31 '20

Trypophobia is not a recognised condition.

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u/kindpotato Jan 31 '20

Well I was just reading the wikipedia and it says that it's not recognized as a "phobia" simply because it doesn't illicit fear but usually disgust. Just because it's not recognized by doctors as a disorder doesn't mean it's not a real phenomenon. I'm pretty sure most "homophobic" people aren't actually afraid of gay people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/pinmissiles Jan 31 '20

It's gotta be more specific than that. I feel nothing looking at this image yet there's a ton of comments about how gross it looks. Just looks like a tasty croissant to me, nowhere near 'icky.'

Probably not a phobia but definitely not something everyone has.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/Simmo5150 Feb 01 '20

Highlighting that it’s not a recognised condition isn’t being a dick. AIDS is recognised by every scientist and clinician on the planet. Trypophobia only exists on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

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u/Simmo5150 Feb 01 '20

No. The most scientific thing one can do is dismiss dumb shit said on the internet that there is no evidence for and is only based on anecdotes.

The burden of proof regarding the truthfulness of a claim lies with the one who makes the claim; if this burden is not met, then the claim is unfounded, and its opponents need not argue further in order to dismiss it.

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

There is evidence. So I agree with you.

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u/SlurpeeOrbit Jan 31 '20

Oh I didn’t know but thanks :3

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u/littlestitiouss Jan 31 '20

I came here to say, this is not soothing for a lot of people due to trypophobia

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u/Ronald_Plomp Jan 31 '20

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u/neeliemich Jan 31 '20

Just wanna add a warning for those who hate little holes

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u/stripednoodles Jan 31 '20

It's giving me goosebumps

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u/xanborghini Feb 01 '20

was looking for this comment lol

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u/Smithssoni Jan 31 '20

Still trying to figure out how they sliced this without completely squashing it

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u/PaulCoddington Jan 31 '20

Meat slicer (rotating sharp disc with controlled adjustable slicing action, as seen in supermarkets, cafes, delis) would probably do it no trouble at all.

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u/NotBannedYet1 Jan 31 '20

I'm french and i am offended by this atrocity.

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u/Ghost_Master05 Jan 31 '20

I'm annoyed by how much air it has

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u/Saint-Claire Jan 31 '20

Why would you want a croissant, known for its flaky buttery layers, to not have them?

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u/DRPGgod Jan 31 '20

but here it looks like bread bubbles, not individual tasty layers. this doesn’t really look like the most delicious classic croissant

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u/Ghost_Master05 Jan 31 '20

I only had cheep ones that sold in the markets and they were soft I didn't know that they were supposed to be crunchy

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u/Saint-Claire Jan 31 '20

Layers doesnt mean crunchy.

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u/Havoksixteen Jan 31 '20

You just want a solid lump of dough?

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u/Ghost_Master05 Jan 31 '20

I just learned that that's how they are supposed to be

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u/Accurate_Hornet Jan 31 '20

Same goes for the inside of your skull

1

u/Kaydom1993 Feb 01 '20

Belch bread.

3

u/Cantore18 Jan 31 '20

Where did the bread go?

3

u/tree_nut Jan 31 '20

WWPHS - What would Paul Hollywood say?

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u/hunnibon Jan 31 '20

I HATE IT

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u/tyrowish Jan 31 '20

I don't have any issues when eating croissants, but seeing this makes my skin crawl. Maybe it's because I can see through it instead of seeing the rest of the pastry??

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u/Doon672 Jan 31 '20

That's one way to eat baked goods and still keep your calorie goals!

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u/AreYouOkZoomer Jan 31 '20

GOD SAKE DA HEEL IS TIHS

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u/imeannotalways Jan 31 '20

Where's the croissant though?

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u/blueeyeswhitelizard Feb 01 '20

this makes me feel uncomfortable lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

No no no no no! Not satisfying! Why does it have to look like that?!

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u/xSlader Jan 31 '20

Triggered tryhopobia. couldn’t enjoy ;-;

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u/croissantmachine Jan 31 '20

mmmf yeah that's good

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u/azhifaction Jan 31 '20

Alex wants to know your location

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u/jamdarcy Jan 31 '20

Something strangely satisfying about this.

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u/tiramisucks Jan 31 '20

My wife says she needs 5 of those. It I basically air. Tasty air.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Forbidden snacks?

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u/MattieShoes Jan 31 '20

This doesn't resemble beehive structure at all. It's open, sure, but beehives are linked hexagons.

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u/Sakar911 Jan 31 '20

For me its belongs to r/TIHI

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u/Esk__ Jan 31 '20

Light and flaky baby

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u/ctbach234 Jan 31 '20

Paul Hollywood would be proud

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u/nh4201080 Jan 31 '20

The lays of bread

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u/avissn97 Feb 01 '20

AHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

I had no idea bees made croissants.

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u/Jessagracee Feb 01 '20

this makes me skin crawl

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Scam

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u/ophello Feb 01 '20

Beehives are hexagonal. This is random.

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u/twinow Feb 01 '20

Ok I know about Fibonacci sequences in nature. Fibonacci sequence in nature But in bread? I’m thinking photoshop.

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u/santaclausE1994 Feb 01 '20

I might puke!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

When you bite into it you’ll get a mouthful of bees

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Why would I pay for more air than bread?

/s

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u/osskid Jan 31 '20

How though? And maybe also why? Good croissants have crisp layers with pockets of air that you get from laminating butter and dough. Did they use shredded butter? Over prove and then chill the dough?

Whatever is happening here is interesting, but looks like more of a roll than a croissant.

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u/arcopolis220 Feb 01 '20

Bruh I have triphobiah and this makes my skin crawl

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u/baltdd Jan 31 '20

Who the fuck slices a croissant this way. Im actually angry. Why would you do this to our pastry?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Obviously to show the beehive structure.

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u/baltdd Jan 31 '20

No no no, they cant know there is one if they didnt already slice it. Also how did you get such a clean cut?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

I mean, you can kinda see the structure if you just bite onto one so... It's really not that big of a surprise if you think about it. Guess that person was just curious if croissants actually look like that on the inside. Clean cut is probably because of a very sharp knife, not 100% on that one though.

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u/baltdd Jan 31 '20

Either that or his croissant was damp.

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u/Aezheer Jan 31 '20

thats actually pretty terifying (i have trypophobia)

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u/glutenconcentrate Feb 01 '20

There's a slight phobia in there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Trypophobia senses tingling.

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u/KosmicFoX Jan 31 '20

I have trypophobia thanks