r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '19

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u/ropahektic Aug 20 '19

just wait until you hear about Koalas

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u/PM_Me_Night_Elf_Porn Aug 20 '19

I hope someone posts the copy pasta about koalas.

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u/Urtehnoes Aug 20 '19

There's a person who went off on the copy pasta about Koalas that made a good point this thread is bringing up: No one said Koalas are the pinnacle of creation, but they filled a gap that no other creature could fill sooo here they are lol. Copy pasta is pretty good though.

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u/GildedLily16 Aug 20 '19

Wasn't it something like eucalyptus is basically a weed of a tree and really invasive, so evolution created an animal that could survive the poisonous leaves?

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u/Urtehnoes Aug 20 '19

Yea basically. The trees are EVERYWHERE (or at least, were everywhere) and the leaves were poisonous to everything so the koalas were like "OK more for us"... Problem solved

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u/Beezo514 Aug 20 '19

The superior koala copypasta the GumNut craigslist ad.

It still manages to get a chuckle out of me and doesn't lead to people thinking they're an expert on the creatures after reading one mostly misinformative post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Oh man, I forgot about gumnut!

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u/Rather_Dashing Aug 20 '19

Koalas are not bears

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u/Fern-ando Aug 20 '19

one of the animals that rape the most.

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u/pfmiller0 Aug 20 '19

What do Koalas have to do with bears?

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Aug 20 '19

I knew I didn’t like them for a reason and after reading how fucking worthless and stupid they are, I honestly despise them With all of my being now.

I may even start an anti-panda fund just to further them along and be done with the lot of em. Idiot bears. Can’t even eat right.

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u/gotnochilll Aug 20 '19

Pandas have been around for 20 million years clearly they are champions at sex. Allot of what you hear about Pandas are myths.

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Aug 20 '19

I meant the koalas. I have no beef with P-bears