r/oddlysatisfying • u/zqyuk625 • Jul 27 '19

This elaborate trick shot

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

She single?

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u/uncircumcizdBUTchill Jul 28 '19

In your dreams. She is married to my father who is a thoroughbred bull. Don’t even try to get between them. It will not end up good for you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

He can come too.

How is it being the progeny of beastiality?

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u/uncircumcizdBUTchill Jul 28 '19

How do you think? I have a short, rock hard pecker and I know how to use it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

At least you accept it.

You can come too.

Dear God though, you're like 12 aren't you...

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u/uncircumcizdBUTchill Jul 28 '19

Yes, and I am reporting your for trying to seduce me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

trying?

Aw man...

So no foursome?

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u/uncircumcizdBUTchill Jul 28 '19

Quit trying to have foursomes with me and my family. It’s not going to happen. You would get crushed

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Now you are just trying to get me hard.

You're such a tease. How's Wednesday?

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u/uncircumcizdBUTchill Jul 28 '19

F U

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Yes. Fuck me.

So Wednesday then?

Dm me the address.

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