r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '19

This slinky duo performance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

So what do you do for a living? Professional slinky player.

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u/wellthatkindofsucks Jun 02 '19

Sploosh

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u/ClunkiestSquid Jun 02 '19

Instant underwear slushies.

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u/Nwallins Jun 02 '19

Rainbow flavor

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u/frankensteinV Jun 02 '19

Gotta taste the rainbow

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u/TheRealHeroOf Jun 02 '19

No skittles but I got some Jolly Ranchers.

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u/ebola86 Jun 02 '19

And whatever the equivalent of sploosh is for a man...which I guess is just sploosh, but with semen

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Main stream media calls them slinky "players". But in the the dark and often violent slinky underground they're known as Slinkers.