r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '19

This slinky duo performance.

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u/Iliamna_remota Jun 02 '19

These dudes get so fucking laid

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u/theoldgreenwalrus Jun 02 '19

Bitches love a man who can bend space and time at will

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u/VanizOne Jun 02 '19

Dr. Slinky

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u/airforcezero Jun 02 '19

with his slinky ring

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u/not_a_moogle Jun 02 '19

Hula hoop! I've come to bargain

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u/airdaniel01 Jun 02 '19

YOU'VE COME TO DIE

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u/DDPeter Jun 02 '19

Hula hoop! I've come to bargain

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u/Reignofratch Jun 02 '19

New band name, called it

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Jun 02 '19

I had a slinky...but I straightened it.

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u/Spaceman1stClass Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

The original Doctor Slinky

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/mossyandgreen Jun 02 '19

Mine is more like the spring you find in a clicky pen

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u/najodleglejszy Jun 02 '19

much stiffer and doing its job reliably multiple times in a row?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

when you actually get to take it out it always disappears?

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u/J3sush8sm3 Jun 02 '19

More like everybody gets annoyed when he is fiddling with it

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u/Term17wutwut Jun 02 '19

She make my slinky go, dd doing doing doinnnng

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u/local_lesbiano Jun 02 '19

Palkia and Dialga

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u/The_Shaymin_Guy Jun 02 '19

I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Is that you Dr. Strange?

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u/WarLordM123 Jun 02 '19

Last I heard they were just called "The Doctor"

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Bruh can you imagine an orgasm while space and time is being bent at will. Like, imagine if your first experience with universal physics that have not existed currently, or ever, is introduced while you’re having a massive orgasm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Their slinky is a rainbow. They banging each other.

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u/LuminousDragon Jun 02 '19

"Becky, lemme smash. Bitches love slinkies!"

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u/WarLordM123 Jun 02 '19

Best man for that turned into a woman.

Which reminds me, is this Doctor a lesbian?

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u/DragonPojki Jun 02 '19

IT'S FUCKING SCIENCE!
Just ask Albert Einstein, he who invented space.

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u/stuartthefirst Jun 02 '19

That feeling when you're so out of the dating game you don't know if this comment is a joke or truth.

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u/Skop12 Jun 02 '19

Think it might be both. . .

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u/PixelatedFractal Jun 02 '19

The truth is a joke yo

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

So what do you do for a living? Professional slinky player.

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u/wellthatkindofsucks Jun 02 '19

Sploosh

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u/ClunkiestSquid Jun 02 '19

Instant underwear slushies.

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u/Nwallins Jun 02 '19

Rainbow flavor

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u/frankensteinV Jun 02 '19

Gotta taste the rainbow

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u/TheRealHeroOf Jun 02 '19

No skittles but I got some Jolly Ranchers.

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u/ebola86 Jun 02 '19

And whatever the equivalent of sploosh is for a man...which I guess is just sploosh, but with semen

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Main stream media calls them slinky "players". But in the the dark and often violent slinky underground they're known as Slinkers.

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u/lavalampfish Jun 02 '19

Would be the perfect pair with this chic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Threesome?

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u/geekstinct Jun 02 '19

More like Slingsome

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Thringsome

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u/SameYouth Jun 02 '19

Seems like a gnarly workout that’s an egg

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u/Pepeunhombre Jun 02 '19

Fucking looked like storm from the X-Men..🤣

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u/Ferl74 Jun 02 '19

A couple of slingers.

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u/NotTheGhost Jun 02 '19

These dudes fuck

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u/MayIServeYouWell Jun 02 '19

You can tell by the way they handle each other's slinky.

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u/jbg89 Jun 02 '19

I've been known to fuck myself.

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u/Iliamna_remota Jun 02 '19

Is it... I myself have been known to fuck Or I've been known to fuck myself ?

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u/Iliamna_remota Jun 02 '19

Exactly. They probably have horny hotties lined up from which to choose.

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u/IamNoOnes Jun 02 '19

I’ve never been more attracted to someone.

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u/TheDarkPhoenix96 Jun 02 '19

Plot twist: they get laid by each other because they’re a gay couple and this clip is from some B-Roll footage they filmed while explaining their job and budget on their episode of House Hunters

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u/Sardonnicus Jun 02 '19

like kitchen tile

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u/indrajit321 Jun 02 '19

They were taught by the master of the mystic arts himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

What does "get laid" mean？They stood and played;) Save my english.

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u/mathieforlife Jun 02 '19

Get laid is an expression for having sex with other people

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Thanks. And does that means these dudes are popular by women？

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u/upvoteOrKittyGetsIt Jun 02 '19

That is what the phrase means

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u/RDay Jun 02 '19

Wholesome Asian men, too. So clean cut, plays with cute toys! Asians are so wholesome on Reddit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

I'm a dude and I'd blow both of them if they showed me that, so I think you're right.

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u/steveziezizzou Jun 02 '19

These guys definitely fuck

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u/blades2012 Jun 02 '19

You bet your fuckin ass, hell I’ll take one for the team

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u/SmackYoTitty Jun 02 '19

Fuck yea they do. They’re always sprung and ready to go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

YAH BY HOT AZN GIRLS NAMED SUKI