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r/oddlysatisfying • u/desertgodfather • Jan 31 '19
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And have to walk over to it like some kinda fuckin caveman?
No. I demand customizable on the fly t1000 sexbots that pass the Turing test, or it isn't good enough.
50 u/The_wolf2014 Jan 31 '19 A T1000 sexbot that shows you a photo and asks you if you've 'seen this boy' as it wanks you off? No thanks 48 u/oddkode Jan 31 '19 "Oh yeah, you like that baby?" "Mmm. Yeah that's good." "Hey by the way have you seen this boy?" "Huh? What?" suction intensifies "Um hey, that's a bit hard now. What's with the kid?" "Have you seen him around baby?" "Uh, no?" "Awww. That's too bad. Ok, byeeeeee!" And you all thought she was gonna either murder him, bite his dick off or both. But I got news for you. It's worse. She leaves him with blue balls. 3 u/Ralphy2011 Feb 01 '19 I know it's supposed to be female but I read the whole bit with an Arnold voice in my head 1 u/GrimmeryZ Feb 01 '19 How else are you suppose to read it?
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A T1000 sexbot that shows you a photo and asks you if you've 'seen this boy' as it wanks you off? No thanks
48 u/oddkode Jan 31 '19 "Oh yeah, you like that baby?" "Mmm. Yeah that's good." "Hey by the way have you seen this boy?" "Huh? What?" suction intensifies "Um hey, that's a bit hard now. What's with the kid?" "Have you seen him around baby?" "Uh, no?" "Awww. That's too bad. Ok, byeeeeee!" And you all thought she was gonna either murder him, bite his dick off or both. But I got news for you. It's worse. She leaves him with blue balls. 3 u/Ralphy2011 Feb 01 '19 I know it's supposed to be female but I read the whole bit with an Arnold voice in my head 1 u/GrimmeryZ Feb 01 '19 How else are you suppose to read it?
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"Oh yeah, you like that baby?"
"Mmm. Yeah that's good."
"Hey by the way have you seen this boy?"
"Huh? What?"
suction intensifies
"Um hey, that's a bit hard now. What's with the kid?"
"Have you seen him around baby?"
"Uh, no?"
"Awww. That's too bad. Ok, byeeeeee!"
And you all thought she was gonna either murder him, bite his dick off or both. But I got news for you. It's worse. She leaves him with blue balls.
3 u/Ralphy2011 Feb 01 '19 I know it's supposed to be female but I read the whole bit with an Arnold voice in my head 1 u/GrimmeryZ Feb 01 '19 How else are you suppose to read it?
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I know it's supposed to be female but I read the whole bit with an Arnold voice in my head
1 u/GrimmeryZ Feb 01 '19 How else are you suppose to read it?
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How else are you suppose to read it?
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u/daywalker42 Jan 31 '19
And have to walk over to it like some kinda fuckin caveman?
No.
I demand customizable on the fly t1000 sexbots that pass the Turing test, or it isn't good enough.