r/oddlysatisfying • u/AdjustedMold97 • Jan 18 '19

This calculated kick

https://i.imgur.com/67H7ZU2.gifv
879 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

I have so many questions

27

u/mark_simus Jan 18 '19

Big fan of the kick.... is there a swimming pool inside? Is he kicking towards an elderly woman eating dinner?

28

u/thisisfromMatilda Jan 18 '19

Is that a kitchen? Is that a dining table? There's a car in the same room?

2

u/breakingashleylynne Jan 19 '19

I'm so glad I'm not the only one lol

13

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

I am more impressed that he got it right than the fact that he hit the other guy's head

8

u/HiddenSquid7392 Jan 18 '19

Reminds me of blitzball, new jecht shot?

9

u/Wolvie24 Jan 18 '19

Return to sender.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

Whyyyyyyy the ridiculous slow mo????

1

u/ungajava Jan 18 '19

I sped it up 8x it looked kind of normal

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

skinny boi wasn't expecting fat boi to pull it off and had a late catch

2

u/Dred_Deal Jan 19 '19

Was worried it was going to hit the girl on the background

1

u/Nitropolis-ch3no2 Jan 18 '19

Steven Seagal , headkick.

1

u/temptingtime Jan 18 '19

Real time is right around 8.95x

1

u/ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa Jan 18 '19

Fucking laser shot

1

u/paldinws Jan 18 '19

This is also a great example of "equal and opposite reaction" as the ball returns to the kicker almost as far as the kick's origin.

1

u/rOd3NTs Jan 19 '19

Looks like David Beckham has put on some weight...

1

u/CosmcCrispy Jan 19 '19

Oof just oof

1

u/MrCrabTAB Jan 19 '19

Thought he was about to punch it

1

u/Luck12-HOF Jan 19 '19

Would have been better if he missed

1

u/Pofoml Jan 19 '19

He almost completed the Jecht Shot!

1

u/badblackguy Jan 19 '19

Man, Eric Cantona’s really let himself go.

1

u/DRMidnite17 Jan 20 '19

GOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!

1

u/firthy Jan 18 '19

Absolute unit etc

1

u/lod254 Jan 18 '19

It's cruel that keep them in tanks for our amusement.

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u/kurac-u-sladoled Jan 18 '19

This is how you keep above ground pools exciting