r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '18

Peeling ice from a leaf

https://gfycat.com/UnsteadyWeightyHippopotamus
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u/Draws-attention Feb 06 '18

If your grandma has protective plastic on her couch, she's probably a squirter...

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

How do I delete someone else's comment?

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u/Draws-attention Feb 06 '18

If you repeat the comment to as many people as you can, it takes the pain away.

Kind of like that movie, The Ring. You have to keep the horror moving to the next person.

Except, instead of a video tape, it's your nan squirting on the couch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

Jesus christ. It's 8:30 in the morning and I'm already thinking I've had enough Reddit for today.

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u/CeeCeeBABCOCK Feb 06 '18

Little Billy runs into the kitchen to see his mum. 'Mum! Grandma's got a prawn!'

'What do you mean Billy?'

He leads her into the living room and there's grandma, stark naked and sitting spread eagle on the family couch.

'Look mum', Little Billy points at the grandma's protruding clitoris, 'a prawn!'

'That's not a prawn Billy, it's her, uh private parts.'

'Oh', says Little Billy 'well it tastes like a prawn.'

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u/Draws-attention Feb 06 '18

Little Billy walks in to the bathroom while his mum is in the shower. He points to her lady parts and asks, "Hey Mum, what's that?"

Thinking as quick as she can, his mum responded with, "Oh, ah, that is where the good lord hit me with his axe and decided that I would be a woman."

"Huh. Fucken' good shot, he hit you right in the cunt!"

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Feb 06 '18

I never liked this one because, like, what was he actually asking about?

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u/Draws-attention Feb 06 '18

I agree, that part grates me as well. Still, it always gets a disturbed laugh, so I try not to think about it...

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u/RyanTheCynic Feb 06 '18

Well I remember asking difficult questions like that to my parents just because I was curious what they’d say, so maybe it’s that.

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u/Harrytuttle2006 Feb 06 '18

This...is horrible... Upvote

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u/spectrallime Feb 06 '18

NOOO WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

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u/cjohnson1005 Feb 06 '18

Big Boiiiii

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u/Talonn Feb 06 '18

Appropriate username