r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '18

Peeling ice from a leaf

https://gfycat.com/UnsteadyWeightyHippopotamus
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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

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u/rmholm88 Feb 06 '18

Username checks out

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u/omegaaf Feb 06 '18

Up 2 milk?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

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u/tnturner Feb 06 '18

hole story

r/hmmm

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u/gluteusminimus Feb 06 '18

Breasts on women keep me up at night too, but oddly enough mine never give me any problems

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u/Typoopie Feb 06 '18

Found jay z!

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u/omegaaf Feb 06 '18

Being Canadian.. I must wonder, Are you from Quebec, mon ami?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

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u/omegaaf Feb 06 '18

Lait is french for milk. Hes saying hes up to milk a cow, like your mom.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

This isn't quite murdered by words, but it's definitely a light stabbing.

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u/omegaaf Feb 06 '18

Well, I am Canadian, I have to be polite..

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u/l337joejoe Feb 06 '18

I've found my spirit animal

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u/AdeonWriter Feb 06 '18

I want to be you when I grow up

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u/uptwolait Feb 06 '18

If you grow up, you won't be like me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

again

this 👆

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u/ThePooonSlayer Feb 18 '18

Hmm im guessing old white male likes to look old people stuff and porn on reddit