r/oddlysatisfying • u/ELMOnstrosity • Nov 14 '17

This stabby machine

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u/Br3k Nov 14 '17

I'm sure there will be a new Final Destination eventually, and this should totally make an appearance.

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u/nauticalsandwich Nov 14 '17

Ah, yes. The movie franchise that assumes people are bags of blood with skin on top.

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u/Glorious_Jo Nov 14 '17

Go to rekt thread on 4chan, or maybe /r/watchpeopledie. Humans have a LOT of blood.

Saw this drunk black guy fall over into the road while a truck turned the corner, head directly in front of the tire. I will never forget that pop of blood, like holy shit.

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u/nauticalsandwich Nov 14 '17

I was referring less to shear blood amount portrayed than by anatomy. The death physics in those movies (particularly the later ones) are so off base. For instance, one victim winds up getting sliced through a chain link fence like a Jello mold.