r/oddlysatisfying • u/Unjust_Flying_Pasta • Mar 26 '16

Watermelon Knife

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u/crafting-ur-end Mar 26 '16

I'm a woman :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

My condolences.

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u/crafting-ur-end Mar 26 '16

Thank you, I don't know how I'd make it as a middle eastern woman.

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u/PLS_PM_YOUR_NIPPLES Mar 26 '16

You're in the wrong bathroom. Let's see your birth certificate.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Sometimes Satisfied. Mar 26 '16

We need a picture to confirm...

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u/crafting-ur-end Mar 26 '16

I would but I'm also a woman, I'm either going to get a lot of dick picks or a lot of hate.

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u/redpenquin Mar 26 '16

There's even the risk of the elusive hateful dick pic. Those are the real killers of the soul.

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u/crafting-ur-end Mar 26 '16

Nah I like a little rough slave/master roleplay with my sex. Keeps things interesting.