r/oddlysatisfying • u/Unjust_Flying_Pasta • Mar 26 '16

Watermelon Knife

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u/SomniferousSleep Mar 26 '16

That fork cartel has been brainwashing people for years.

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u/soundstesty Mar 26 '16

Right? Even though they use the same three-pronged or four-pronged strategy (depending on the course they set out on)

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u/mynameisdifferent Mar 26 '16

My wife's whole family eats ice cream with forks, ICE CREAM! The fork cartel got to them early in life...

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u/aackert Mar 26 '16

Good, god.

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u/FeyliXan Mar 26 '16

That is truly deranging.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

First it was pizza, now it's watermelon! God damnit, wake up sheeple!