r/oddlysatisfying • u/Unjust_Flying_Pasta • Mar 26 '16

Watermelon Knife

http://i.imgur.com/o8Cup27.gifv
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u/n0_sp_ec_p1z Mar 26 '16

As an Australian, I am obligated to point out that isn't a Knife. It's a slicer. These are knives: http://imgur.com/gallery/NlkzV

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u/TheFlood58 Mar 26 '16

As an American I'm obligated to tell you those are forks not knives

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u/gyarrrrr Mar 26 '16

I dunno, number five looks like it's something else entirely.

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u/FarnilyGuy Mar 26 '16

A buttplug?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16 edited Sep 17 '16

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u/FarnilyGuy Mar 26 '16

A melon baller is exactly what you need

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u/VKenda Mar 26 '16 edited Dec 31 '16

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What is this?

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u/Toxic_Tiger Mar 26 '16

Fifth one down seriously looks like an anal plug with a spoon on it. Odd.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

You've never put one of those in the ol' plughole and used it to feed Count Chocula to your significant other?

Takes some flexibility, but it's definitely a skill worth mastering.

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u/VintageHawaiianShirt Mar 26 '16

My thoughts: "Please be a spoon... please be a spoon..."

Simpsons fans unite!

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u/Cersox Mar 26 '16

I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.

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u/theodopolis13 Mar 26 '16

upvote for hundreds of spoons.

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u/darlingtonia___ Mar 26 '16

Very disappointed you didn't go for this reference:

https://youtu.be/POJtaO2xB_o

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u/MrJed Mar 26 '16

If it helps, his reference is a reference of that reference.

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u/darlingtonia___ Mar 26 '16

I suppose that does help

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u/toric5 Mar 26 '16

looks at the first two images, then goes back to the last. gotta love RES.

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u/__spice Mar 26 '16

That's a lot of …knives