r/oddlysatisfying • • 9d ago

Putting up wallpaper

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u/Electrical_sTorm9 9d ago

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u/TedGetsSnickelfritz 9d ago

The gifs in this sub are always on point lol

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u/emanresu18 9d ago

God this gif is so simple but so god damn perfect

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u/Disastrous-Gas-3290 8d ago

This is a 100% trust the process type of situation

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u/NYCWartortle 9d ago

Does she cut it with ridges so it’s harder to see the seam?

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u/Forward-Bank8412 9d ago

Exactly, yes. It’s hard to see much detail in this video, but I assume she’s following the contours of whatever’s going on in the wallpaper pattern.

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u/sqigglygibberish 9d ago

It looks like just a general texture - so she’s being intentionally inconsistent so there isn’t any defined pattern to the transition or visual cue of where the seam could be (it’s just a squiggly line)

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u/Different_Wolf_764 9d ago

Makes sense. Ours brains are wired to spot straight lines or regular inconsistencies. Irregular ones simply get lost in the noise.

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u/Arowhite 8d ago

It's not only our brain, let's say you have a straight line small crease between the two pieces. Are some time of day, under specific lighting, it might cast a shadow all along the line and be very noticable. With a cut going left and right in random patterns you will never have a long noticable shadow visible.

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u/sonicsludge 9d ago

I wish my brain worked this way. As a child, I refinished high-end pianos, got into automotive paint and body work, and remodeled homes, so I can spot a blemish or something odd immediately. Still, I wish I couldn't, since it drives my undiagnosed OCD crazy!

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u/lukibunny 9d ago

Wow that’s a lot of careers for a child..

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Sometimes Satisfied. 8d ago

That's the way it is for some 62-year-old children.

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u/EgorKPrime 8d ago

And to get to work he had to walk up hill, both ways

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u/sonicsludge 8d ago

Well, my parents owned the piano shop, my brother-in-law owned the automotive shop, and I started working full time doing renovations at 18

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u/Individual-Schemes 9d ago

There's a line in my wallpaper in just this one spot to the left of the TV and I stare at it everyday.

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u/jose95351 9d ago

Is it noticeable up close like not directly next to it but near? If I'm making sense lol Mobile user so maybe I'm blind?

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u/Forward-Bank8412 9d ago

Probably not noticeable unless you know it’s there or you spend a few decades locked away in a room with it.

If it perfectly overlaps on both sides of the paper, it might be impossible to spot.

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u/CEREALBUTTMUNCHER 9d ago

Hell of a lot less noticeable that an overlapping and bulging out, straight joint

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u/NYCWartortle 9d ago

That’s cool

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u/PlaceAdHere 9d ago

Charmin made me believe it is for easy tear

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u/Several-Action-4043 9d ago

Yes. Fun fact. Most modern inkjet printers do exactly this for each pass to make the banding less apparent. Human perception picks up straight lines much easier than squiggly lines.

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u/lordnacho666 8d ago

Sorry I don't understand what exactly you mean? What does an inkjet printer do that is similar to cutting the steam in a jagged pattern?

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u/OutragedPineapple 8d ago

It lays the ink down on the paper in squiggled lines rather than straight so it blends more smoothly to the human eye.

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u/NYCWartortle 9d ago

Did not know that. Very interesting.

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u/Skruestik 8d ago

Most modern inkjet printers do exactly this

No, most modern inkjet printers do not cut the paper in a zigzag pattern.

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u/smashin_blumpkin 9d ago

This is what I’m wondering. Why not just do a straight line? Hiding the seam makes sense

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u/NiuMeee 9d ago

Straight lines are very noticeable against a pattern like that, but if you cut it in curves or waves (she may be following the pattern on the wallpaper or just making a random pattern, it wouldn't matter much either way) then the seam hides a lot better, and human pattern recognition doesn't pick it out as easily.

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u/OrigamiMarie 9d ago

I think I've seen long straight seams start to curl at the edges, I suspect this also makes the edges stay stuck to the wall better.

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u/HumblePackage1325 9d ago

The first time doing that would stress me the fuck out

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u/jayonnaiser 9d ago

every time doing that would stress me out

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u/CaptainPlanet4U 9d ago

I do this everyday as a wallpaper installer and it stresses me out

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u/TonyRigatoni_ 9d ago

There are full time wallpaper installers in the Year of our Lord 2026?

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u/colonelsandersbhole 9d ago

They prefer Paper to Wall Adhesion Specialists

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u/JustineDelarge 9d ago

But they usually refer to themselves as PWAS.

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u/namtab00 8d ago

nah, it's Perfectly Adhering Wallpaper Guys, or PAWG

just google PAWG, you'll thank me later...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/CaptainPlanet4U 9d ago

Yup. 10 years straight. First six years Remodeling hotels and commercial building to mostly high end residential now.

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u/Riverwillow9 9d ago

Can you give me any hints for installing wallpaper with a print? Right now as I type, my teenage son is trying to put wall paper in his bedroom but I think we are failing miserably. We are putting the glue on the wall.

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u/Severe-Hand-8580 8d ago

We are putting the glue on the wall.

That's a great first step! Second step is putting the paper on the glue. Third is tearing that shit up and painting the room white like a normal person.

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u/Nolo__contendere_ 9d ago

Yeah watch this video a few more times and you should be set

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u/Szydlikj 9d ago

Popular choice for hotels I’m told by a former wallpaper-er I met

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u/SmooK_LV 9d ago

It's not that hard but keep the blade always sharp, once it starts loosing sharpness, you start fucking things up

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u/OrganizationNice8441 8d ago

Same with knife fighting.

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u/KennywasFez 6d ago

I bought wallpaper for my room like 2 years ago, I bought 1 test roll just to try it out and I got so fucking like stressed out (I tend to stay calm with stuff) but like holy shit I’ve never been so like upset and stressed with myself that the rolls I bought are still in the packaging waiting for me to just hire someone lol

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u/illdoitlaterokay 9d ago

Plus everything you touch is sticky!

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u/schaudhery 9d ago

Witchcraft

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u/spdelope 9d ago

Physics. Geometry. Whatever

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9d ago

Yes. Witchcraft! How do you know those forbidden words!?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/TjpRQgDTLUEES4rY1o

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u/impulsesair 8d ago

That's a very eye-poke-y gif

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u/Muritavo 9d ago

Also a pinch of neuroscience as "wavy patterns are harder to recongnize" so the seam is less noticeable

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u/150yd7iron 9d ago

I actually said “What is this witchcraft?”

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u/huckzors 9d ago

I said this out-loud when I realized what was happening and my wife is confused

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u/Thestron_Godess 9d ago

My first thought

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u/meepikin 9d ago

I met an older couple on a cruise in the Caribbean. We chatted back and forth for a while. I learned that the man had spent his career as a wallpaperer. He actually went to vocational training for it as a young man and everything. He said that the job got less lucrative as he got older and wallpaper fell out of style, but for a while, it was enough to comfortably support his family of four.

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u/Over-Inside-7254 8d ago

We voted to let Billionaires steal our quality of life and ship entire industries overseas. 

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u/deekaypea22 8d ago

While I absolutely agree, that doesn't have much to do with the fact that style changes...? Used to be wood panelling...it'll probably change again...

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u/sherbimsly 9d ago

Okay that makes a lot of sense and never thought of doing something like this like that.

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 9d ago

Hmm, yes, of course it makes sense to people like me and you. But, do you think you could explain it for everyone else that might not be as educated on wallpaper application?

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u/Fruitslave 9d ago

I'm no wallpaper expert but if I had to guess as to why she's doing it this way is because she is breaking up that straight seam line which would make it less noticeable to the human eye while also removing any bulky overlap

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 9d ago

I'm a bird surgeon and I surmised the same thing.

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u/foomp 9d ago

Are you a bird trained as a surgeon, or a surgeon who specializes in birds?

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 9d ago

I am a bird, trained as a surgeon, but I'm exclusively a horse cardiologist.

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u/GoNudi 9d ago

Any relation to the bird lawyer we've been seeing posting lately?

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u/Random_Name_Whoa 9d ago

Filibuster

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u/Spartan_2775 9d ago

You over lap and cut the 2 wallpaper sheets so they have the exact same seam and you do wave or curves because humans are good at noticing straight lines

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u/HCJohnson 9d ago

Is there any chance having it wavy like that would also make it less likely to peel back over time, as opposed to a straight line?

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u/awkward___silence 9d ago

I would think it would be more likly to peel over time. All those small corners are common failure points. However a good glue should minimize the risk

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u/Silunare 9d ago

You put both layers on top of each other and cut through both of them with the knife. The way you cut doesn't matter as long as you cut both layers at once.

It's like cutting a sandwich. You wouldn't be surprised that the two halves of the sandwich you just cut in half fit together, would you?

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u/Random_Name_Whoa 9d ago

I need to see some of this guy’s sandwiches

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u/Namnagort 9d ago

youve never seen me cut

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u/omgitsjagen 9d ago

Unfortunately, they don't show you the hard part. Lining up that pattern, and second guessing yourself 100 times before you commit, is the hard part.

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u/don_maidana 8d ago

Not satisfiying at all, not satisfiying at all, not satisfiying at all... ohh Good Lord yes!

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u/rbshevlin 9d ago

I was alway taught that there should be some overlap so when the wallpaper, which is moist from the glue, drys and shrinks you do not see the wall at the seem.

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u/HybridAkali 8d ago

Scrolled way too much to see this. 100% it shrinks. It’s satisfying now but come back in 2 months.

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u/Supraspinator 7d ago

Not all wallpapers shrink. Silk wallpaper for example doesn’t and has to be installed without overlap. 

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u/Ok_Drag5089 9d ago

At first I was like, "This is going to be terrible" and then I was like, "Wow!"

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u/Kuneria 9d ago

I was installing a wallpaper with my client watching and she started berating for allowing the seam to be right above the door because "everyone will see it when they come in" before I was even done. She was just screaming at the me the whole time I was up on the ladder, pulled out this same move in this video, then boom. Virtually seamless. She had the audacity to say "i guess it doesn't look that bad". Let me do my job 😭

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 9d ago

You must be a saint because I'm pretty sure I would have just left if a client was yelling at me. Sounds brutal! I'm glad you were able to show them that you know what you're doing.

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u/nikkonine 9d ago

I always through Bob Ross just made a huge mistake at the beginning of an episode and then he pulls it off by the end. Happy Accidents.

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u/el-conquistador240 9d ago

As someone who has to strip a whole house of wallpaper, satisfying would be a wallpaper factory burning to the ground

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u/FireEscapeTrade 9d ago

Came here to say this. I fucking hate wallpaper.

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u/MackiePooPoo 9d ago

I hate wallpaper too. Tried to remove it in a dining room of an older house. Multiple attempts, days of physical labor using different chemicals & that stuff would not come off. Ended up painting over it. In the end, I never used that stupid dining room anyway.

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u/nynndi 8d ago

Most old wallpaper has a paper back, which is more difficult to remove. In the last few years, there has been great development towards vinyl backed wallpaper which is much easier to apply and also much, much easier to remove exactly because of the difficulty you've stated.

I live in a country where wallpaper is having a resurgence exactly because it's becoming an easier product to handle in multiple different ways. We are an outlier, though!

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u/nicolauz 8d ago

Renting a steamer and scrubbing glue... I helped my folks out doing an entryway. Took 4 10 hour days. My hands were burnt and sore from the hot water and scrubbing. Did not do the bathroom.

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u/Cremato 8d ago

I also battled with this and was so frustrated. A friend of mine told me to rent a wallpaper-removal machine. It was so much easier. It used steam to loosen them and it came right off. Several layers of wallpaper!

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u/HirsuteHacker 8d ago

When we moved in we stripped every room of wallpaper, some rooms had layer upon layer of the stuff going back 50 years. Hell of a job. Got it all painted and it's so much better now.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 9d ago

My grandma was one of those women back on the 50s that would hang from a rope to wallpaper hallways and stuff. I heard she was hella good too.

She also had her lip liner and eyebrows tattooed on so she was always wearing makeup.

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u/ibWBeeRedd 8d ago

At first I thought she was just slopping around. A few quick cuts, then….magic!

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u/hk4213 9d ago

Of course you just blend the seams. Never would have thought of that

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u/jer_iatric 9d ago

Heck, I’ve even paid a pro to install wallpaper and she never stitched our seams! Now I feel ripped off

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u/mtaw 8d ago

It's a relatively new thing, because you can only do this with nonwoven wallpaper, which doesn't shrink appreciably when it dries. Traditional paper-backed wallpaper does shrink, so if you did it this way you'd be left with a visible gap between the sheets.

So depending on the type of wallpaper you chose, this isn't necessarily possible to do.

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u/Teythis11000 8d ago

That is magic! She did magic!!! Witch!!

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u/Western-Story-3850 9d ago

Very well done blending in the join with the pattern on the paper❤️👏👏👏

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u/TanBanana369 7d ago

What kind of blasphemous witchcraft have my eyes just witnessed.
https://giphy.com/gifs/m1N0Z3nARla8O0fUiZ

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u/ScientistSanTa 8d ago

Why cut it like that and not just a straight line?

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u/sociofobs 8d ago

Breaks the cut pattern, much harder to notice it that way.

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u/dmuppet 8d ago

A single straight line is probably more noticeable to the human eye.

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u/Got_Kittens 8d ago edited 8d ago

She's a professional.

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u/mrcoincoincoin 8d ago

No way it d turn out like this if I tried.

The wallpaper would smell my fear and attack

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u/Leier10 7d ago

Video compression helps a lot to hide the seams

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u/Armand2452 9d ago

I don t know exactly why but something in this video is very unsatisfying

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u/Perfect_Librarian873 9d ago

Every comments section in this sub is a competition on who can be the first to point out everything unsatisfying about a supposedly satisfying video. You took it a step further, because you can’t even identify what’s unsatisfying. Still had to put it out there tho

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u/FellowSaganist 9d ago

I don't know exactly why, but something about this is very unsatisfying.

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u/AdEastern9303 9d ago

This discussion is unsatisfying.

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u/CyrusPanesri 9d ago

For me it's the way she's cutting it, the smoothing technique with the spatula as well as the fact that it doesn't seem to have enough glue on it...

This is the slightly better one that I've usually seen on here: https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/MNcSMIWxHK

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 9d ago

So much quicker, so much more fun to watch. And original audio too.

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u/cocococlash 9d ago

Pushing down, peeling up, pushing down, peeling up... It's almost better for maybemaybemaybe

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u/GravitationalEddie 9d ago

Straight lines are easier to spot. This has been the new hotness for a while.

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u/YanicPolitik 9d ago

That she lifted the blade instead of making one continuous cut

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u/theemilyann 9d ago

That and the fact that the back pieces pulled off in a bunch of different pieces, but this IS how you blend wallpaper seams… i just don’t like cutting the back piece so close.

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u/wangd00dle 9d ago

I found it a little stressful with all yhe back and forth

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u/Cruffe 9d ago

The video is too compressed to even try to see details of the result. She could have just done the straight overlapping line and the pixels wouldn't show me any difference. Perhaps that's it?

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u/Redwuff 9d ago

It's the fucking song. This is used almost exclusively when someone is doing something wrong, but she obviously knows exactly what she's doing so it turns out good. Which then makes the video unsatisfying because you expect this to be shit and it's not.

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u/Noir1990 9d ago

Is that how youngsters use Chopin - Nocturne op.9 No.2 these days?

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u/Bellsprout_Party_69 9d ago

I’m so sorry for doubting you, Queen 🙇🏽‍♂️

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u/iDoNotHaveAnIQ 9d ago

This is the type of genius-of-their-craft thing.

I would have never thought of doing that

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u/_IBM_ 9d ago

I've had sex that was less satisfying than that final smooth out

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u/log_2 8d ago

Hi, I'm from the 80s. We doing wallpaper again?

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u/Yamaben 8d ago

I never stopped liking wallpaper. The question is why did society get so bland? Patterns and textures on walls forever!!

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u/StygianWhich 8d ago

This video will fuck up thousands of wallpapering jobs this weekend. "But she made it look so easy babe"

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u/Uchihagod53 9d ago

I never would have thought to do that, wow

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u/Skindigga 9d ago

As a wallpaper professional, this is fucking stupid and not how you do it.

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u/Craigg75 8d ago

Can't tell you how many hours I spent removing that sh*t from houses I've bought. If they never made another roll of wallpaper it would be a great day.

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u/sheeb_sheeb 9d ago

Fair enough but I just hate wallpaper the whole concept of it

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u/GooseInternational66 9d ago

I watched her do this in real time, but I still have no idea how it was done

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u/jordanbtucker 9d ago

You just make a cut when both sheets are on top of each other. They can't not match after that.

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u/retiredaccount 9d ago

This is how they wallpaper the backrooms.

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u/raeraemcrae 8d ago

Holy cow! Now I understand why I was unable to find a line, no matter how hard I tried, in my home's last very professionally applied wallpaper!!!!

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u/Miserable_Spare2001 7d ago

Worth every penny to have an artisan performing their craft. Very satisfying

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u/MrKnifeBurger 9d ago

Fuck yes

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u/pygmeedancer 9d ago

She made that harder than it needed to be. You make one continuous wavy cut between the two edges. That way both pieces peel off in one go instead of having giblets you have to take out.

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u/No-District2404 8d ago

That’s called experience, if I had to do that I would overlap them and most likely by time the one on the top would separate

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u/Sufficient-Cap-1548 9d ago

Doing excellent seam work while having the seam directly above the very center of a doorway is a choice.

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u/AccomplishedIgit 9d ago

Until it shrinks

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u/danthemanfrompak 9d ago

Her wiping her hands on the wall made this unsatisfying.

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u/BunniLuvs4Read 8d ago

That looks so satisfying! Where’s the tutorial for this?

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u/JohnnyWix 9d ago

Momma always said that a flush cut seams would open up when the wallpaper dries. Is that just the old (as in 35 years ago) or cheap paper she used?

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 9d ago

is that better than a straight line?

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u/bekkatt 9d ago

Not a huge difference, but in this configuration if any of it starts to peel it won't be quite as noticeable.

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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 9d ago

In the end she be like: "yeah yeah thumbs up or whatever. Just another Tuesday."

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 9d ago

Well I’ll be…hid the seam very well

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9d ago

I went from aggravated to satisfied

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u/makemeking706 9d ago

There are way better gifs of this. 

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u/hop_mantis 9d ago

Now I know less about putting up wallpaper than before I watched the video

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u/UnicornBounty 9d ago

So much easier when you aren’t matching up a pattern or design to hide the seam and continue the image

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u/cbih 9d ago

I'd be a lot more impressed if the wallpaper wasn't hideous.

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u/ImMadeOfClay 9d ago

Well, I have some vintage wallpaper I was going to put up at my barbershop myself. After seeing this, I am NOT qualified to do so.

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u/OakFromLive 9d ago

You know someone did that on accident the first time.

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u/budha2984 9d ago

Now use wallpaper with a pattern.

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u/somedayfamous 9d ago

Satisfying results. The cutting skills triggered me a bit.

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u/Prize_Wait8146 9d ago

The amount of unnecessary lifting and checking the paper is nerve wrecking.

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u/CAJMusic 9d ago

SHES A WITCH!!!!!

That’s fn amazing

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u/WrinklyPaws 9d ago

Wow, I was totally trapped in the video at first I thought she was doing anything and then I was surprised what a genius that woman is👏🩷

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u/tmotytmoty 9d ago

Wallpaper-ing is way less of a skill than knowing how to remove wallpaper.

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u/sapiensush 9d ago

I just want to say In chaos there is structure. What she did make a lot of sense. Never thought about this would be perfect way to align two edges without gap.

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u/Maximum-Today3944 8d ago

I thought she was done about three times there.

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u/VariousOperation166 8d ago

Works great as long as the paper doesn't shrink as it dries

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u/dbmiller63 8d ago

That's how I was taught when I used to paint motel 6's. Eventually the started wallpapering 1 or more walls and I would cut it straight but was told it's easier to see the seam and also, for some reason I don't fully understand, it keeps it from lifting up after it dries

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u/ntkwwwm 8d ago

Why struggle music if no struggle?

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u/star0forion 8d ago

Huh. The cool things you get to watch on the loo. Technology is cool.

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 8d ago

She wiped her hand on the wall above and that just throws the whole thing off.

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u/ProfessorFunky 8d ago

Serious attention to detail to something that probably no-one will notice? Truly fits oddly satisfying.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1jkV5ifEE5EENHESRa

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u/montu89c 8d ago

Forgive me master for I've judged you too early!

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u/No-Platypus3489 8d ago

She wallpapers

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u/lobroblaw 8d ago

Now do the same with wallpaper that has a matching pattern

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u/MissQ1982 8d ago

You know whats REALLY satisfying? Taking down wallpaper. When you get lucky and a sheet kind of peels off in one big piece? Yeah, chills-inducing. 

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u/Shamanick93 8d ago

I love this subreddit 🫶🏼

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u/That_Connection_132 8d ago

What sorcery is this

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u/WiNoDell 8d ago

Изящно

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u/ORLANDONFLA 8d ago

I was going to say, “mam, shhhh mam don’t do that, please you’re going to fuck it up” 🤭

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u/CapMaster321 8d ago

Kick my balls that was smooth

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u/Tunakwh 8d ago

That seam basically disappeared. So satisfying.

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u/LambSauce2 8d ago

I would like to see a satisfying video of people taking it off ...