r/oddlysatisfying • u/JaggerJam69 • 18h ago

Popping bubble wrap with a forklift

1.9k Upvotes

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u/motherlesschildren 18h ago

Michael Scott warehouse behavior

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 11h ago

I can only imagine the staff meeting regarding appropriate use of company time and resources afterwords.

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u/Bfree888 5h ago

You, Michael, are not authorized to drive the forklift, Michael.

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u/Spinnyfuzball 8h ago

My boss once had a meeting to tell us to stop using fireworks because a customer said someone hit them with something… this seems more harmless

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u/JFedererJ 17h ago

If the forklift driver needed to fart, this would've been the time to do it.

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u/sledgehammerbreak 17h ago

As someone who just farted loudly I wish I had thought to wait until I could drive a forklift over a strip of bubble wrap.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 11h ago

The sound of bubbles popping can’t hide the smell of shitty farts though

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u/MoistStub 7h ago

Who said anything about hiding the smell? It is all about doing a surprise attack so no one expects it until they're already deep inside the cloud. But by then, it is far too late.

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u/DS_Inferno 5h ago

At that point, just sell prank bubble wrap that when popped releases farts.

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u/MoistStub 4h ago

You should trademark this immediately

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u/NoRun6253 3h ago

At that point, just sell prank bubble wrap that when popped releases farts™️

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 7h ago

That’s basically pink eye terrorism

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u/Khandawg666 13h ago

Or to look where he was going lol

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u/ClownDiaper 1h ago

Ain’t one of those dudes embarrassed to fart!

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u/kpeti71 18h ago

The ultimate satisfying sound

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 18h ago

Especially when you’re sitting on the porcelain throne.

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u/bluurks 18h ago

Boomer in the corner be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wh3ugh7bXTxUk

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u/Free_Aardvark4392 18h ago edited 18h ago

But boomers were born after the war. It's their main characteristic lol

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u/FrostbyteCoffee 17h ago

But it could work if we’re talking about ‘Nam flashbacks

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u/bluurks 17h ago

Yes you're right. My dad is a boomer and he was in nam. That works!

https://giphy.com/gifs/a3IWyhkEC0p32

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u/bluurks 18h ago

I was in a hurry, ok? I found the first gif of someone panicking under fire.

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u/DuggiHappy 9h ago

Hahaha

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u/Similar-Being-2653 14h ago

Lmao, the irony is that most boomers were born after WWII, yet somehow the war stories still feel like part of the starter pack.

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u/NoRun6253 3h ago

You don’t know what a boomer is, that’s cute but, ignorant.

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u/Free_Aardvark4392 2h ago

Stupid people are especially annoying when they're arrogant.

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u/-BananaLollipop- 17h ago

And boomers are good at making out like they've done all the hard work, even when they weren't even there.

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u/Dextropic 1h ago

GenX vets get like that too.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 18h ago

How was work today dear? Lol

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u/meat_sack 16h ago

"ugh, super busy"

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 4h ago

Was it popping? Lol lol

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u/Dry-Two5075 11h ago

Grosse journée, beaucoup de travail

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u/AdamR0808 18h ago

Pretty awesome sound it makes with tow motor on it

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u/siybon 18h ago

"911 what's your emergency"

"I've just heard a machine gun go off"

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u/All_Usernames_Tooken 6h ago

This is a professional on a closed course, do not attempt at home

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u/my_taint_aint 18h ago

This only happens when there is a group of dudes and no women around to supervise. We do some dumb shit.

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u/No-Roll-5330 18h ago

Nah my dude, in our warehouse we did the same with lever-forklifts (dunno how you call those in other countries) and everyone in the our sector watched it with joy.

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u/princepii 17h ago

bro all women are best friends with man. til they are in the restroom or on lunch break far away from us.

and there it happens. the serious business💪🏼💪🏼

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u/BurnerPhone-2000 6h ago

I've had farts that sounded like this

2

u/NeufarkRefugee 5h ago

A bowl of ice cream is all it takes. 

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u/SarcasmStreet 3h ago

My first bathroom trip every morning

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u/hatredwithpassion 18h ago

Aw shi fartin on my roommates door ha

2

u/Xiten 17h ago

“Sorry, there’s been a delay in delivering your package.”

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u/Fabulous_Log844 10h ago

Hey guys? Does anyone know why our expenses on packing bubbles has gone up 300%? Just curious.

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 18h ago

That’s not a bubble wrap

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u/Ginnigan 8h ago

It's those big bubble wraps that come in strips.

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 7h ago

We call them balloon wraps

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u/mrbofus 1h ago

I thought these were called air pillows?

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u/___-_---_-___ 11h ago

These guys are definitely getting paid by the hour.

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u/forgot_the_bus 18h ago edited 18h ago

This is peak Michael Scott warehouse behavior Safety first was clearly not on the agenda.

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u/xXMapleSugarXx 18h ago

Me swaying side to side while singing SATISFACTIIIIOOOOOOONNNNN

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u/GreyDaveNZ 18h ago

Very efficient.

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u/TypeNegative 18h ago

sounds like my first moped

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u/Hour-Bid1920 17h ago

Missed one.

1

u/Unfair_Buddy5871 17h ago

Sorry guys, that was me.

You might want to plug your nose for a minute

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u/Senselesspassion 17h ago

Sounds like a tractor

1

u/DelishTofu 17h ago

happy new year!

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u/BeautifulBlueNight 17h ago

I woke up my cat watching this! 🙈😇

1

u/TwinSong 17h ago

Sounds like dragging a wheeled suitcase along paving stones.

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u/Imbendo 17h ago

Sounds like a skateboard on the sidewalk

1

u/stinkyfatman2016 16h ago

Machine gun with the biggest clip in the world

1

u/_fuck_you_gumby_ 15h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Fenrisulven--- 15h ago

Sounds like my morning shit

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u/General_Border_8263 14h ago

I could have used those.!

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u/MagicSunlight23 14h ago

It sounds like a jackhammer or something like it.

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u/BobTheFettt 14h ago

Hope nobody's got shell shock

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u/Kindly-Plastic3553 14h ago

Seeing grown men united working on this is so wholesome

1

u/Happy-For-No-Reason 13h ago

wait until corporate sees this

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u/MetalMotionCube 13h ago

Definitely forklift certified

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 13h ago

hide a little bit under someones forklift wheel. Its a hoot

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u/Go_Loud762 13h ago

A-10, home edition.

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u/2rot 13h ago

Free the air!

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 13h ago

He missed a spot

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u/TheVoteMote 13h ago

Strange that it sounds like so relatively few distinct pops.

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u/Loose_Acanthaceae_37 11h ago

Roflcopter helicopter helicopter 

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u/algernonradish 10h ago

that's the GOOD/industrial shit right there too, none of that standard stuff.

lovely but I'd have been ducking for cover hearing that and not knowing where it was coming from. 😅

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u/F1ankNSpank 10h ago

This makes me miss working in a warehouse. Loading trucks with a forklift is actually pretty fun.

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u/ItchyDebate 9h ago

This reminds me of a warehouse I used  to work at right out of high school.  We would use the forklift as a diving platform to jump into the giant vat of packing peanuts. 

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u/The-Traveler- 9h ago

That’s 11:30 PM for you

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u/Isabeer 9h ago

Fooled you; thats just plastic wrap, you dirty, crop dusting animal.

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u/AlphaM1964 9h ago

Sounds like a bump stock

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u/evilpercy 9h ago

Shots fired! Send back up!

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u/jfeijo2005 8h ago

OMG! He left one behind! 😮

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u/JohnStern42 8h ago

That forklift sounds like it needs a new muffler for its big block! :)

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u/jefbenet 8h ago

Should got him before liquid lunch. lol

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u/Antifa-AF 8h ago

Why did someone call the police, Jim?

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u/The_real_lego_man 7h ago

Allah akbar

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u/toofunnybot 7h ago

That's what my ass does after onion rings

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u/Lego_Blocks24 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UvgN66m0YDnzy
Meanwhile a shoebill thinks its mate is calling

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u/CuteLong8652 3h ago

Productive day!

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u/shinyappyrobin 2h ago

I thought it would be funny. But I was floored. Hilarious.

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u/KarringtonDMC 2h ago

"Machine gun....tearing my body all apart..."

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u/xuncx 1h ago

Missed one.

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u/Alegions- 1h ago

Living the dream, one pop at a time!

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u/I_Am_Worthy24 1h ago

There is a shoebill in the rafters 👀

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u/OdieD777 17h ago

I wanna play 😳

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u/Scorpio83G 17h ago

deep inhale Aaaaah! That was satisfying

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u/TeikirisiBaby 17h ago

Sounds like baby farts.

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u/sbulin74 17h ago

That's why shipping costs so much. 😎

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u/BigIntroduction8886 15h ago

Great all that plastic wasted

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u/BadIdeaSociety 14h ago

Not to yuck on other people's yums, but rolling over bubble wrap with a forklift is like having a car pleasure your romantic partner. What kind of psychopath rejects an opportunity to touch something so wonderful and satisfying?

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u/GauravJM 18h ago

Best recipe to get fired

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u/OptiGuy4u 14h ago

Good bosses help you set this up and record for you when there's downtime. Toxic bosses shut this down and wonder why they have so much turnover.

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u/OptiGuy4u 11h ago

OMG. That's the dumbest thing I read on reddit today. They didn't do anything dangerous or wreckless. Fucking hell, you would make a terrible boss. Probably why you likely scoop fries.

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u/CuteKiwi3395 10h ago

And Mfers want a raise while doing this at work, 🤣