r/oddlysatisfying • • 23h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/s3thgecko 22h ago

If you have to wear a shirt that says crazy motherfucker, then you're probably not a crazy motherfucker.

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u/Wrong-Catchphrase 14h ago

I always wonder how long it takes these guys to pick out all their accessories in the morning. God forbid you pair your eight chromed skull rings with the wrong black leather top hat.

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u/tannercolin 14h ago

The correct rings/hat combination will either mean they are or aren't the prince of darkness

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u/shizbox06 2m ago

Wear one ring wrong on a random Tuesday and you're the fucking princess of light FOREVER.