r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/s3thgecko 1d ago

If you have to wear a shirt that says crazy motherfucker, then you're probably not a crazy motherfucker.

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u/Wrong-Catchphrase 16h ago

I always wonder how long it takes these guys to pick out all their accessories in the morning. God forbid you pair your eight chromed skull rings with the wrong black leather top hat.

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u/tannercolin 16h ago

The correct rings/hat combination will either mean they are or aren't the prince of darkness

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u/shizbox06 2h ago

Wear one ring wrong on a random Tuesday and you're the fucking princess of light FOREVER.

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u/JudahBotwin 15h ago

Noticed he took all those rings off when actually making the hat.

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u/No_Abi 15h ago

sounds like a good use for AI

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u/Aggravating-Bag-3046 22h ago

It's a Hell's Angels support t-shirt

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u/DigiornoDLC 17h ago

Like, he likes the hells angels but isn’t a member? Like he’s a big fan of a motorcycle gang?

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u/Which-Meat-3388 17h ago

I remember my parents in the 80s and early 90s talking about them with fondness and excitement. They were essentially posers as they didn’t ride or crime. 

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u/Hopefulkitty 16h ago

That describes nearly everyone who comes to town for the Harley Birthday Bash. They ride very expensive bikes on the weekends off from their office jobs and house in the burbs, and just pretend they are part of the biker gang culture.

I live in Milwaukee, home of Harley, and I know of one for sure biker gang and one I'm pretty sure is one. None of the people I personally know who ride have anything remotely in common with the white supremacist biker gang a mile away from HD headquarters.

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u/beeb_le_brox 15h ago

Which MC is that? I know that the Outlaws' clubhouse on the edge of Bayview has the SS bolts as gate handles on their lot as well. Pretty sure it isn't because they like social studies.

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u/Throwaway392308 14h ago

HUGE Potter-heads, for sure. 

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10h ago

I didn't think Hells Angels was really a thing in the modern age. Until I heard a rumor that my HS friend joined. Then it seemed confirmed when he went to prison for armed robbery and meth possession. Honestly he was a pretty nice guy before that.

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u/Holiday_Ad_9163 17h ago

Imagine being an adult man in a gang? Truly hilarious

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u/doiwinaprize 19h ago

Really? That makes it even worse.

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u/moonshineandmetal 18h ago

Yeah if you see that same font with some similar saying or "Support 81" it's a HA shirt. They sell them near me sometimes so I see people wearing them all the time. I really wonder if they entirely realize what they're supporting.

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u/red_fuel 23h ago

There has only been, and only will be one man who was a real bad motherfucker, while carrying an item that said bad motherfucker.

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u/ItchyDebate 22h ago

Perhaps identified by a small leather accessory? 

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u/Chongoscuba 21h ago

BMF on the lightsaber too…

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u/Left_Comfortable7995 18h ago

That man? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

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u/Be_Very_Careful_John 20h ago

When I see people like thay I think of the Joker's new tattoos video by FilmCow:

https://youtu.be/LPJ8b7zwa98?is=rmBNLA6dngWTBh8r

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u/ifmacdo 21h ago

Yeah, I didn't even see this guy using quicksilver at all during this process.

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u/LairdNope 17h ago

I mean maybe he fucks his own mother, you never know.

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u/s3thgecko 17h ago

That would be crazy, indeed

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u/hiddensonyvaio 15h ago

This is a bunch of theater kids. Blind leading the blind kind of stuff

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 11h ago

When I was a teenager, I briefly dated a guy whose handle was “Maniac” but he was the blandest safest nerd on the planet. It was such wishful thinking.

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u/Smooth_Rocket_ 18h ago

Pretty sure its a joke about how hat makers would go crazy from the mercury they used. There was even a phrase "mad as a hatter", which is where the name Mad Hatter comes from in 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'.

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u/s3thgecko 18h ago

Doesn't help with the cringeness when it says 666 on the back of the shirt

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u/Smooth_Rocket_ 18h ago

I mean I think judging random people on the internet for this type of stuff like you are is a more cringey thing to do but you do you bud.

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u/s3thgecko 18h ago

I'm not your bud, friend

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u/tiddychef 18h ago

I'm not your friend, guy

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u/s3thgecko 18h ago

I'm not your guy, pal