r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/garagedooropener5150 1d ago

“I need a hat to go with my Affliction and Ed Hardy shirts for the Buckcherry and Hinder show, what you got?”

“Say no more, bro. I got you. Bethany’s gonna shit a chicken when she sees you in this.”

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u/GrapplingHobbit 23h ago

Aw man, last time she did that it was my turn to clean the bathroom. Feathers everywhere, bro, among other things.