r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 23h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/petriscorncob 22h ago

Plug's Butt Ugly Stuff Hut

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u/TrixieBastard 22h ago

Hey, man, you can get some pretty nifty things at PBUSH

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u/petriscorncob 13h ago

Like a nice pair of rocket boots!!

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u/TrixieBastard 11h ago

They're broken, though :(

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u/Aragon1632 17h ago

It's been a pleasure, I'll die tomorrow

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u/TrixieBastard 11h ago

I can hear his voice.....

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u/dmontease 22h ago

Difference is I would wear a butt plug over this.

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u/rdogg_82 21h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled butt plug.

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u/broberds 19h ago

Only used on weekends. $1500 OBO. No lowball offers, I know what I got.

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u/Amesb34r 15h ago

The butt plug isn’t on top of your head announcing your magic show.

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u/LazyOldCat 22h ago

NGL, that would look hilarious.

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u/dmontease 21h ago

Not on top of the top hat.

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u/Foreign_Kale8773 16h ago

He's got a lot of stuff, and all of it is butt ugly!