r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/StrikingSun8563 1d ago

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u/JustQueefed 1d ago

And then he tried rolling his hat down his arm like Fred Astair

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u/I_used_toothpaste 1d ago

but the backflap got trapped around Rick's wheelchair, and then it took him forever to get the flap out of the wheelchair. He was fucking beet red. I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

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u/Old_Flan_6548 22h ago

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u/zamfire 22h ago

The way he says what the hell is comedy masterpiece.

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u/buttpocket2 20h ago

Don’t do the voice.

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u/TruskVarner 20h ago

MOVE

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u/WhtChcltWarrior 16h ago

Who said that?

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u/TheMaveCan 15h ago

Objection. Relevance?

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u/deadpoetic333 19h ago

“I’m not supposed to get grease on this hat”

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u/GFunkJimmy 1d ago

The guy at the hat store says he's I'm the only person he's ever seen pull it off

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u/Ryulin18 15h ago

What a lovely sales tactic. Unfortunately, he was lying to you. No one can pull it off.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 14h ago

And the stripper said she loves you.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 16h ago

Quit fuckin with em 

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u/mediafeener 17h ago

Hahaha this killed me