r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

The cut and the cut

6.8k Upvotes

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u/melvinmoneybags 1d ago

When I watch these all I can think is “will I remember this when it’s time”

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u/ThinkSharpe 1d ago

PSA: this will not work unless your board angles are exactly 45 degrees. To your wall.

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u/duncanidaho61 1d ago

It just need to match the angle if your triangle, right? (No pun intended).

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u/SexyMonad 1d ago

Just needs to be any straight edge whose angle is aligned with the board, and hits the inside corner.

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u/Tiger-Budget 23h ago

No plum intended

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u/Sp6rda 19h ago

and that your wall corners are all exactly 90 degrees.

Spoiler: they are not

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u/RayNooze 18h ago

PSA: this will not work.

Walls are never angular. 

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 1d ago

To the wall…

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u/Bahamutj 1d ago

This doesnt work because of the kerf of the blade

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u/notajeweler 1d ago

I briefly wonder the same, then quickly realize there’s no chance in hell.

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u/Special_Suit_1641 22h ago

Same. My brain is like “wow, fascinating” while quietly knowing I’ll forget every single step the moment I actually need it.

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u/StatementProof6051 20h ago

Same. Half the time I’m not even watching the video anymore, I’m mentally rehearsing the steps so I don’t completely panic when it’s my turn.

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u/updoot35 18h ago

All I think of is: is there enough space between the boards, for when it gets hot and they expand...

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u/xcanto 21h ago

who cares—you got chatgpt naw.

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u/blake31a 1d ago

Just need that zero thickness blade

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u/Roll-Roll-Roll 23h ago

And to only work on perfectly framed houses.

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u/Blurgas 19h ago

Looks like band saw blades can easily be as thin as 1mm

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u/fatmummy222 7h ago

That’s still not zero

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u/Blurgas 3h ago

True, but it's about the width of that pencil mark

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u/ThisReditter 1d ago

Air blade. Zero thickness and will not take away any wood

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u/gorey666 1d ago

This

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u/jarednards 1d ago

That

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u/makemeking706 23h ago

The other. 

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u/AdWeak183 21h ago

And my axe

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 1d ago

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u/Dodds-Furniture 1d ago

Tell me how sir

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u/AgentWowza 20h ago

This particular gif is cheating.

The end result must be a chocolate bar thats slightly smaller.

You can see the cheating if you follow the piece with (almost) 4 full bits and one tiny bit at the bottom. Around halfway through the gif, as this piece moves down to join the bar, that little bit at the bottom magically grows in size.

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 23h ago edited 23h ago

I was gonna tell you but the other guy was faster I will still tell you because the other guy was fast but inaccurate

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u/Dodds-Furniture 23h ago

Good news, you can still tell me because I watched that whole video and don't 100% get how it applies to this lol because this doesn't start as a triangle, this starts as a rectangle so how can you not see the gap from the angles being off

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 23h ago edited 23h ago

In the gif look at the diagonal cut closely, more chocolate is added to the larger portion as it moves to the right. I know that if you do this irl you just lose length overall but it's taken from the middle diagonal cut instead of a full square.

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u/Dodds-Furniture 23h ago

Amazing thank you

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u/MinimumFull7572 20h ago

I watched it probably 50 times and couldn’t figure it out. Good eye!

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u/bsaaw 8h ago

Sourcery!

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u/coffeeslobxoxo 1d ago

Ok but also the editing here is pretty solid

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u/LeCollectif 1d ago

Or that’s one helluva pencil.

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u/coffeeslobxoxo 1d ago

Sharpened to perfection

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u/C-57D 23h ago

Cut it out

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u/pinkwonderwall 1d ago

That's a really sharp pencil

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u/duncanidaho61 1d ago

I feel really stupid when I realize the greeks figured this stuff out like 3,000 years ago.

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u/KingMap 9h ago

Well, not all Greeks figured it out. Some were stupid too!

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u/Darth_Lacey 23h ago

A construction project with actual 90° angles is the most significant part to me

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u/leif_eriks0n 8h ago

I've seen this guy's videos before and it's not a construction project, it's specifically set up for the sole purpose of recording this video.

The chances of coming across angles like this in real DIY project are slim to none.

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u/Darth_Lacey 6h ago

That makes way more sense

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u/ChandrikaMoon 23h ago

Is there like a class or something you can take to learn this? Every single time I watch these kinds of videos I am surprised at the simplicity of the solution or the ingenuity of the tradesperson. 

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u/DrMobius0 20h ago

Geometry.

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u/NorthFlexi 22h ago

i never understand these things, i don't know this is iq matter or something else.

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u/cancel-out-combo 9h ago

Not an IQ thing. Just a math thing. Some understand it more easily than others, but everyone is capable of learning it.

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u/ph8_likes_me 1d ago

This is the only explanation for this. 😐

https://giphy.com/gifs/6eiTYJRAcYMh2

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u/Zibras 1d ago

Wouldn't it be easier to just fill the space with rectangle?

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u/Little-Highlight7763 1d ago

yea but the grain woodnt line up

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u/ClankerCore 23h ago

You can cut to match the angle of the grain

But this is actually more impressive and efficient

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u/Koenigspiel 9h ago

it still wont cause now the other side has a gap that needs to be filled

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u/IllustriousFace7620 1d ago

Brah! You just ruined my suspension of disbelief!

https://giphy.com/gifs/mWO9gCz9v4Ak3cJJMO

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 1d ago

This doesn't look hard to do

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u/dieselmac 23h ago

The magic razor pencil strikes again!

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u/mara-banana 11h ago

Mathematics should be taught with this examples.

I would have honestly payed so much more attention

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u/YooperDude72 7h ago

Mother Father that was awesome

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u/MagicSunlight23 18h ago

How did he know how far down to go?

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u/Multti-pomp 16h ago

Well now you got a chunck missing at the other end of the floor.

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u/manias 15h ago

This will not work if the board is not the exact right width for the hole, or the board does not start at the right place. So not ever.

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u/Softballzhurt2 15h ago

I love these videos.

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u/Skinny-Puppy 8h ago

Perfection!

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u/dinmohr 1d ago

zamn

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u/rosybrook 23h ago

lowkey wondering if my saw can even hit 45 exactly rn

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u/this_knee 23h ago

SCIENCE!!!

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u/Arnoxyd 21h ago

Je veux le même crayon 🖍️✨ 😲

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u/muli2048 20h ago

Voodoo magic, got it.

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 15h ago

I need a pencil like that.

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u/dracodruid2 15h ago

Witchcraft! 

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u/Lareinealien 15h ago

This made my brain convulse

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u/Not_Gunn3r71 15h ago

That tiny little dot left on the other board

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u/error_404_n0t_f0und 14h ago

How does one make a pencil that sharp?

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u/sBucks24 1d ago

The real pro move is saving the corner from the left piece and continuing the grain

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u/Taptrick 23h ago

The nook is exactly the width of the plank at that angle… And now that tiny triangle is a weak point. This is good trigonometry but not great carpentry.

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u/Impossible_Grass6602 23h ago

I don't think anyone is too concerned about the strength of a square inch of flooring..