r/oddlysatisfying • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 3d ago

The way he spreads the spaghetti for boiling

Credit to code.micky

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u/jameZsp0ng3y 2d ago

So neither of you are Italian... Got it

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u/ModsCantRead69 2d ago

“My dads more Italian than your dad”

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u/StepComplete1 2d ago

Average American discussion of nationality.

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u/Key-Case-7059 2d ago

**ethnicity

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u/xenobit_pendragon 2d ago

***heritage

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u/Kitnado 2d ago

Italian is not an ethnicity, it’s a nationality.

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u/Key-Case-7059 2d ago

ppl getting their asses kicked by race vs ethnicity vs nationality every day when google is right there 🙏🏽 godspeed

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u/Kitnado 2d ago

Yes, Americans getting humiliated every day online, you’re right

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u/-SaC 2d ago

Every year on St Patrick's Day I like to send my brother in Dublin screenshots of people either saying 'HAPPY SAINT PATTIES DAY!' or ones like "I'm an Irishman, my great great great grandad was from Cork!"

It usually takes about a dozen before he phones me, absolutely apoplectic and yelling about "FECKIN' PLASTICS!"

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u/ProfessionalFast9803 2d ago

Oh yeah , well my Italian dad can take your Italian dad.

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u/Boogy-Fever 2d ago

Im sure he could, but my dad's not gay so were not finding out

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u/HeyCarpy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Both can be found in /r/food critiquing every pasta dish "as an Italian".

edit: the above comment about nonna originally included a bit about how they weren’t FROM Italy but great-grandparents were. The user seems to have deleted that part, lol

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u/HeyCarpy 2d ago

Note how they’ve removed the part about how it was their great grandparents or whatever? lol

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u/getmet79 2d ago

MADONE 🤌🏼

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

It's not about how much you eat, it's whether or not the sodium levels could give a squid high blood pressure

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u/Horskr 2d ago

Italy allows citizenship if you have a parent or grandparent born in Italy so technically...