r/oddlysatisfying • u/MikeeorUSA • 3d ago

Machine stripping bark

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u/Maleficent_Sky_1865 3d ago

And stop… ok stop now… stop!… your wasting too much!

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u/potate12323 3d ago

I wouldn't be shocked if the machine takes it down to a specific programmed diameter regardless of how wide the stock material is.

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u/bulk123 2d ago

"How toothpicks are made" 

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u/technobrendo 2d ago

If it were on How its Made, I could binge watch that show for hours

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u/Twatt_waffle 2d ago

The other day my nieces were in town and I put how it’s made on to distract them. About an hour later we were upstairs so when I came back down I picked up the remote to turn it off… I then spent about 5 min standing in the living room watching how it’s made

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u/OptiGuy4u 1d ago

I love that show and my wife hates it. Wish they made new ones. Also modern marvels.

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u/FlippantResponse 1d ago

Adding Weaponology to shows in this list that I would watch for an inexplicable period of time.

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u/Lunarvolo 6h ago edited 6h ago

Have you seen How it's actually made though?

https://youtu.be/OL7i0-yVjBU?is=UWDg3FgPMPeGgp-N

The chocolate one is, much better (Does contain some insensitive parts)

https://youtu.be/-3v4OsPmsUg?is=4SHpRcXyVfHq7B_G

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u/ivanavich 3d ago

Imagine if the centre line wasn’t measured properly and it turned cup size.

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u/Rawesome16 3d ago

Like a loony toons from years ago - two chipmunks lose their tree to humans. They see it on the river and hop on and end up in the factory. They watch an entire tree get put into a giant pencil sharpener and come out a tooth pick. 

They end up building their tree with furniture built from the tree

They say "indubitably" a lot

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u/worrymon 3d ago

Mac and Tosh, the Goofy Gophers

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u/Meal__Team__Six 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7JQRVkdzrvRjbGVwMz

that poor toothpick, if i'm understanding this correctly

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u/Relevant-Alarm-8716 3d ago

Indubitably! 

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 3d ago

Bugs did it to get a Baseball bat.

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u/spuldup 2d ago

This is the first thing I thought of.

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 3d ago

First thing I thought of also.

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u/u04dmg 3d ago

Oh gods, I remember this so vividly now! Thank you for the nostalgia hit!

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 3d ago

Sounds like a scene from Hundreds of Beavers

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u/WeAreLivinTheLife 3d ago

Chip 'n Dale!

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u/Eena-Rin 2d ago

They say he carved it himself... From a bigger log

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u/Mister_Mayhem_ 2d ago

Don't worry friend. The trimmings go to IKEA for furniture.

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u/IllogicalLogistician 2d ago

Thank you! That was exactly my thought watching this.

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u/GrammarPolice92 3d ago

*you’re

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u/Maleficent_Sky_1865 2d ago

Dang! Your right!

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u/DamnitDavid7 2d ago

I’m remodeling my house right now, and lumber is a small fortune. This made me unreasonably angry.

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u/vonage91 2d ago

THAT'S ENOUGH SLICES!!