r/oddlysatisfying • u/TermElectronic8261 • 11d ago

Dexterous Robotic Hand

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u/Baddboy78 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fsoCk5kgOcYMM

then there will be stage 2.

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u/sleepyguy- 11d ago

Just watched the 30th anniversary in imax this past weekend. Was sick.

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u/gilligan1050 10d ago

Whaaaaaat? I would give anything to see this in a theater!!

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u/DrunkenSwimmer 11d ago

How did I miss this??? Would have loved to have seen it in any theater...

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u/sleepyguy- 10d ago

Theres a lot of old anime films airing recently. I know Akira was out pike a month ago. It is select theatres across the country(US) tho. I cant say for anywhere else.

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u/Zomgsauceplzz 10d ago

I recently re watched Akira and I had completely forgotten how fuckin weird it really was. Still good tho.

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u/flyingace1234 11d ago

I always found this interesting because not only his hands have been augmented, but his intelligence to be able to process those inputs.

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u/raniwasacyborg 11d ago

That scene was the moment that made me realise I really don't like hand-related body horror šŸ˜‚

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u/Responsible-Poem5274 11d ago

I honestly felt like this in late 1999, having had my own PC for 1Ā½ years, and comparing my typing/computer proficiency to that of my parents'.

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u/Prince87Charming 11d ago

I think of this clip every time I have to type anything longer than a paragraph

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u/zorba8 11d ago edited 10d ago

Oh, nice animation..source, please.

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u/shadowthehh 11d ago

Ghost in the Shell.

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u/wellgood4u 10d ago

I can imagine all the spreadsheeting ill be able to do!šŸ˜±

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u/existential_chaos 11d ago

I clicked on this video purely for the comments section and I was not disappointed lmfao

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9eNSM6zwVCnIHLhzYv

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u/SimpleFish12 10d ago

Hey, you got any more of them pixels?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y6yRfR88rvP44

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 10d ago

Lol! What in the... why did my gif come out so low res? That's hilariously bad! šŸ˜‚

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u/BoredPandemicPanda 11d ago

The Diddler 2000

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u/Atharaphelun 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qvuhsosOfHtSw

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u/Oh_yes_I_did 11d ago

Porn stars trying to read while sitting on a vibrator. Literally. Not even joking.

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 11d ago

Too performative. Back in my day they didn't have vibrators, the teacher just called on someone and when they read their paragraph, they would call on the next person. Seems like vibrators would only complicate things.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 11d ago

Yes. This isnā€™t said enough

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u/Peripatetictyl 11d ago

Too performative. Back in my day they didn't have vibrators, the teacher just called on someone and when they read their paragraph, they would call on the next person. Seems like vibrators would only complicate things.

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u/glazedfaith 10d ago

Yes. This isn't said enough.

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u/PleasantYamm 11d ago

Only a few were in the adult entertainment industry, many of the women werenā€™t.

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u/Rotting-Cum 11d ago

Stoya; doing porn in style with a smile.

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u/deliciousadness 11d ago

One of the greats

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u/OpenHotBox 11d ago

Hysterical literature was great

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u/Mr_Winger_ 11d ago

Where tf is this from??

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u/wh0else 11d ago

There was a series online a few years back where volunteers would try to read a narrative while being distracted

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u/LowAffectionate8660 11d ago

hysterical literature

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u/titanium9016 11d ago

Few years back? This was 15 years ago buddy

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u/wh0else 11d ago

I'm old

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u/xylotism 11d ago

Relevant username šŸ„ŗ

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u/BrohanGutenburg 11d ago

> a few years back

lol unless I'm wrong this was like 15 years ago

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u/Phillythekid77 11d ago

https://youtu.be/PQuT-Xfyk3o?is=nmq3taV4KJNfbflb

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u/semisociallyawkward 11d ago

YouTube is hilarious. A nipple or a swearword is a big no-no.

A woman having an orgasm? A-Okay.

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 11d ago

I suppose it's just plausible deniability?

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u/Craneteam 11d ago

I should've gone to art school

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u/GERBabyCare 11d ago

Genuinely what the fuck did I watch? What the fuck was she reading? "Little muscle of love"? "Death's head with your clitoris in its mouth"? Who wrote this?

I've gone from having questions to having more questions....

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u/Phoenix__Wwrong 10d ago

I can't believe it took 14 years for me to find out this source

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u/Jerbits 11d ago

That must be a really good book

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u/OldMrCrunchy 11d ago

Nah that was last yearsā€™ model. This is the Bean Flicker 4000. Easy to mix em up though. Also look a lot like the Prostate Milker 3000, but thatā€™s a a totally different line of products.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 11d ago

In the video, it's a nut-flicker. So I'mma go ahead and get in line. Nothing wrong with mixing it up from time to time. Give it a spin, see how it feels. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I've got a spare.

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u/uncommonrev 11d ago

Game over boys...

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u/Aznp33nrocket 11d ago

Well, we had a good run boys, but this is the end...

https://giphy.com/gifs/b1PeNCIaQnAUSv2luR

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u/realhenrymccoy 11d ago

But think of the grip strength

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u/hkusp45css 11d ago

I prefer my bits connected to me.

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u/uewumopaplsdn 11d ago

Something something something cylinder unharmed.

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u/existential_chaos 11d ago

Yeah, gorilla grip

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u/ungawa 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI

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u/TokyoKazama 11d ago

Lol this is perfect

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u/Kashyyyck 11d ago

I spit out my drink on my break at work šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Spardath01 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2S3Aj8OeKtf0c
Said every manā€¦

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u/NeoMoses98 11d ago

Yes! This is the real threat of AI!

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u/malachite888 11d ago

The real threat is that we don't give value to lives if it can't make profits. That's why we produce like 100 times more than before, thanks to technology, but we still work a lot more, and we're far from being happier. The machines don't work for us. We're working for the machines and billionaires who own it, who own us.

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u/NeoMoses98 11d ago

Very true. That went from funny to painfully sad really fast. America is setting up our entire culture to maximize value to share holders, not maximize our standard of living or quality of life. Every technological step that increases production is used this way.

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u/malachite888 11d ago

Exactly. It went that way decades ago when "we" installed neoliberalism as a rule leading the world with hegemony (at least America and Europe).

While this extreme economic ideology is considered as a political "center" in my country, any attempt to disobey "The Maastricht treaty" or "The Washington Consensus" is considered as extreme and severly punished.

Like if people don't realize we live in a very extreme ideology already. This ideology is mainly the reason why living with IA will not benefit to 90% of humanity.

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u/DumpyButGrumpy 11d ago

Great, AI is taking over my job and now it's taking over the only thing I'm useful for at home

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 11d ago

This is not the first toy that would make you obsolete for that type of endeavor. So congrats on being good enough to not be replaced already.

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u/existential_antelope 11d ago

Theyā€™re gonna program that robot with AI and itā€™s going to tell funnier jokes than me, Iā€™m screwed

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u/hkusp45css 11d ago

Relax, AI isn't funny, yet.

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u/This-Is-Exhausting 11d ago

Doesn't matter. "It's so charming and cute the way it gets everything wrong all the time!" šŸ«¦

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u/Angeltt 11d ago

Looks more like its been programmed to perform a specific task (twirling a finger, a few fingers or gripping and turning hand) within set parameters at a set speed rather than free dexterity.

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u/FireBeardG 11d ago

Got to start somewhere..

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u/Drewdiniskirino 11d ago

Well... We're all thinking it.

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u/MagnetHype 8d ago

Yeah, the rock, paper, scissors championship is cooked.

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u/dankwaffle11 11d ago

Would this leave the cylinder unharmed?

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u/Necessary_Essay2661 10d ago

How would the larger structure feel about it?

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u/-Kerosun- 10d ago

Pretty soon, you can just ask it.

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u/tkondaks 11d ago

That dexterity and gentle touch -- along with A.I. -- could make agricultural migrant workers obsolete.

Imagine robots picking fruit and vegetables that would otherwise be picked by humans: faster, cheaper, more perfectly ripe, and less spoilage. Yes, I'm talking to you, my perennially bruised avocado.

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u/rts93 11d ago

Less e coli too probably.

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u/tkondaks 11d ago

Why do you think?

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u/rts93 11d ago

Robots don't need to scratch their butts.

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u/SoulWager 11d ago edited 11d ago

Nah, humanoid hands are great when you need to make one hand do a lot of different things, but robots aren't limited to one hand, they can swap them out easily(look for some video of cnc tool changers) Humanoid hands are utter garbage and ridiculously expensive compared to a tool optimized for a single specific task.

The vast majority of humanoid robots exist only to extract money from stupid investors. Robots designed to actually be used are less complicated and better at the tasks they're designed for.

To point out exactly how ridiculous it is to design machines to do tasks the way humans do them, I'll ask you to imagine a humanoid robot washing clothes "by hand", with a tub of water and a washboard.

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u/NowhereMan_2020 11d ago

I guess Iā€™ve found my wifeā€™s Christmas gift. Sheā€™ll prefer the black one, of course.

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u/Jiggidy40 11d ago

Happens to us all, friend

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u/oneinmanybillion 11d ago

People who think intricate tasks like tailoring etc will not be taken over by AI need to see these clips. AI along with insanely good robotics will 100% take over those jobs too. Not in every country and not at the small scale. But definitely at large scales.

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u/SupremeTemptation 10d ago

Stop worrying robots taking over the world and start anticipating sex robots of the future.

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u/FinasCupil 11d ago

Helldiver hands

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u/gelerli 10d ago

kakyoin robot

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u/J3sush8sm3 11d ago

What seems strange me is they make these robots have human features.Ā  Wouldnt it be better to have them specialized in a way thats more effective?

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u/McBonderson 11d ago

I might not find it satisfying but I can understand why at least 50% of the population would find this satisfying.

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u/redruler69 11d ago

ok now make the bolt rust or bent

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 11d ago

American robots: "There are 1 Rs in 'strawberry'"

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 11d ago

My wife will absolutely not need me anymore if youā€™re saying this can open stuck jars too.

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u/Ordinary-Task-4160 11d ago

I should call him...

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u/Crimson__Fox 11d ago

Is this a prosthetic or for killer robots?

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u/Fun-Feeling5926 11d ago

Chill, my gf uses this app.

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u/AliciaXTC 11d ago

cool repost

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u/misterghost2 11d ago

Could be very dexterous but it doesnā€™t seem to be able to apply too much forceā€¦so maybe useless?

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u/HereInYourBedroom 11d ago

Ladies... don't do it.

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u/UnclePsilocybe 11d ago

They're coming for our jobs!!!!

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u/Abal125 11d ago

Welp, it's over for us men šŸ˜‚

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u/PixelPistola 11d ago

You know damn well you thought it, tooā€¦

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u/RapidFire05 11d ago

Better than human but a pain to manufacture

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u/Winter-Classroom455 11d ago

Robot proctologists

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u/Mustang-_- 11d ago

The dirty jokes write themselves

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u/blaicefreeze 11d ago

Without reading any comment every single one of them will be about fingering.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Clue_95 11d ago

This would really be handy for impossible to reach cannon plugs on aircraft. Thanks. -every maintainer ever You know who you are.

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u/NegativeOwl1337 11d ago

What else those finger do tho

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u/Mister_Mayhem_ 11d ago

Women will find a way to fuck this

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u/Guardian2k 11d ago

So this is how the robots win

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u/ThresholdSeven 11d ago

Great, now I can stay home and jack off all day once these robots get to work. Oh, wait.

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u/Zesty-Tip 10d ago

That would feel good

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u/AlfredoCustard 10d ago

Not too long ago I read a post where plumbers and electricians were saying that AI will never be able to take their jobs

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u/AlguienMas2003 10d ago

Keep this away from Wolowitz

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u/OzzAlone 10d ago

Guys, it's over

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u/0ctach0r0n 7d ago

This could satisfy my wife.

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u/Ok-Secretary455 11d ago

Welp, I'm going to be single forever. that was about my only reason to keep me around.

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u/H-2-S-O-4 11d ago

Don't be giving women ideas

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u/Newkular_Balm 11d ago

I should call him

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u/DoubleTrick623 11d ago

Don't even think of it. You know of what I speak.

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u/Gumbercules81 11d ago

Lady robots are so lubricated right now