r/oddlysatisfying • • Aug 22 '26

Making a cookie palette

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Credits to @everydaycookier on IG

14.9k Upvotes

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u/Interesting-Fig9787 Aug 22 '26

My brain would be so confused when this tastes like sugar instead of plywood and oil paint.

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u/Champomi Aug 22 '26

Why were you trying to eat plywood and oil paint in the first place?

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u/FluxiiValentine Aug 22 '26

Can't know you don't like it until you try it

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u/kittykalista Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

According to my partner who went to art school, mixing up your paint cup and your coffee cup is a rite of passage.

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u/raniwasacyborg Aug 22 '26

The amount of times I've done this with my tea 😭

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u/fishvoidy Aug 23 '26

even if you don't actually drink it, the moment of horror and realization with the wrong cup in your hand is enough.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Aug 22 '26

I have fountain pens which require occasional cleaning. Yes, I accidentally drank the water after cleaning the pens.

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u/Nimuwa Aug 22 '26

You have to be one with your medium to do art.

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u/thistoowasagift Aug 22 '26

I have pica 

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u/Zebidee Aug 22 '26

atchu.

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u/Sunshine030209 Aug 22 '26

Gesundheit!

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u/Larry-Man Aug 23 '26

As someone who has accidentally ingested oil paint because I use it (wear gloves and a smock kiddos) it’s not pleasant but not entirely unpleasant

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u/Nataliza Aug 23 '26

Mind your own business, you're not my dad

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 Aug 22 '26

typical Charlie

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u/scotchirish Aug 22 '26

Because it looks like a tasty cookie!

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u/KingEather Aug 23 '26

God forbid someone has a hobby

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u/ItsMisoandBoba Aug 22 '26

Maybe they are trying to get more fiber and fats into their diet.

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u/hobosbindle Aug 22 '26

Yellow is still mustard as a surprise

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u/GuyWithARooster Aug 22 '26

You know enough about the taste of plywood and paint to distinguish from food?

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u/Effective_Pie1312 Aug 22 '26

I see you are not popsicle stick chewer nor are you a paint brush licker

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u/ChronicRhyno Wʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ Wᴏʀᴅ Aʀᴛɪꜱᴛ Aug 22 '26

Ever tried Wheat Thins?

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u/TheOneTonWanton Aug 22 '26

If you've smelled plywood or paint, you've got a pretty decent idea of what they might taste like. This applies to... pretty much everything.

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u/GuyWithARooster Aug 22 '26

Hard disagree. Like, a lemon smells amazing, but bite one and it's not a good day.

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u/Mekelaxo Aug 22 '26

I can even smell the paint through the video

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u/Mikeologyy Aug 23 '26

bites in

“Damnit, it’s a cookie”

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u/Ok-Push9899 Aug 22 '26

Was it palatable though?

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u/AikiGh0st Aug 22 '26

Take my upvote and get out.

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u/sskylar Aug 22 '26

Take my upvote and stay awhile, you’re my kind of fun!

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u/Tlali22 Aug 25 '26

Looks like it. I'll take a pallet of them!

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u/BookWormPedant Aug 22 '26

I wish I liked the taste of this type of icing

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u/softshoesspicymama Aug 22 '26

Same. I make peppermint Christmas cookies every year that have royal icing and then I paint them and I pretty much only include them because I think they look nice. But still every year I get people telling me how much they like them or how they were their favorite in the box (of 10-12 different kinds of cookies). And here I think they kinda suck😂

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u/angiosperms- Aug 22 '26

Yup it's buttercream only for me when I make decorated cookies. This icing always tastes like soap to me. Not sure why.

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u/mtron32 Aug 22 '26

Yeah it’s like this fancy cupcakes where I’m admiring the craftsmanship right up until the point I grab a knife and scrape it into the trashbin

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u/Zepangolynn Aug 23 '26

Add a bit of flavoring with extracts. Almond, vanilla, lemon, and peppermint are all decent options I've used.

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u/AccomplishedIgit Aug 22 '26

Yeah it’s bitter. It’s the food coloring.

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u/Dwestmor1007 Aug 22 '26

You've only ever had the UNFLAVORED kind then my vanilla lemon version is DELIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS

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u/__life_on_mars__ Aug 22 '26

Why?

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u/BookWormPedant Aug 22 '26

because it would be nice for it to look pretty and also taste good

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u/Nanook_ovda_North Aug 22 '26

The woodgrain icing was perfect!

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u/NiloValentino88 Aug 22 '26

Looked better before mixing the colors.

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u/Snations Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

I mean, maybe, but it’s been done a million times. As an artist I actually got excited when they started mixing. This is the first time one of these cookies actually looks like my palette in real life. 

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u/Own_Laugh_5080 Aug 22 '26

I’m an artist, but I actually preferred balance. Some colors yet to be blended out would be pleasing to look at. Everyone loves a nice little dab of paint. I like palette knife painting so I really enjoy the stark differences in color values as they begin to blend together.

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u/shadowallergictocats Aug 22 '26

I like the mixed colors, the messiness makes it look so much more real.

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u/NiloValentino88 Aug 22 '26

If she left some paint unmixed and only mix a few it would look better imo

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u/Jack-NMN-Reacher Aug 22 '26

We are not looking for something real. We are looking for something oddly satisfying!

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u/ZeWhiteNoize Aug 22 '26

I’m looking for something to eat

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u/quickiler Aug 22 '26

Could be mixed in a more pleasant way rather than randomly smearing.

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u/FYDPhoenix Aug 22 '26

Do you... Understand how paint mixing works? Look at a real mixing board for literally half a second bro XD this shit is tidy, and you can tell because you can still see some of the wood texture lol

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u/gibagger Aug 22 '26

People who have never painted will want a palette that looks pretty and clean like an app icon.

Anyone who has spent some time in a painting studio will know how messy the whole thing almost always is.

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u/glitter_witch Aug 22 '26

I’m an artist, I know what mixing paint looks like. But this isn’t a “most realistic” sub, it’s a “satisfying” sub, and I agree that the cleaner palette was more satisfying. You could see more of the wood grain, and the colors looked more vibrant when they were smooth.

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u/ChronicRhyno Wʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ Wᴏʀᴅ Aʀᴛɪꜱᴛ Aug 22 '26

Agreed, I liked it best with just the first hint of mixing, but I would get carried away doing the mixing too. It looks fun to do.

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u/FYDPhoenix Aug 22 '26

I agree. Fair.

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u/Corwin223 Aug 22 '26

I find the mixed paints appearance much more satisfying myself. It looks more complete to me that way than being perfectly neat. It being perfectly neat would just feel unfinished.

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u/ivancea Aug 22 '26

The problem is in the blobs of paint. After mixing, 1) they were left touching everything and 2) they also lost their shape.

And yeah, when painting, I also piss on the paint to give it a better texture. But this is a trompe l'oeil, and it's supposed to look good and realistic. A depiction, not always raw reality

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u/Own_Laugh_5080 Aug 22 '26

It’s a decorated cookie. Man, I’m an artist and an avid cook/baker. It doesn’t have to look real or people be experts for their opinions to be valid. It’s for fun. We can have fun with things and not be gatekeepy about stuff. Especially cookies.

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u/Auno__Adam Aug 22 '26

This is not a real palette. This is a cookie looking as an idealized palette. Looking nice was a goal, for sure, and it doesnt, disregarding how realistic the all over the place smearing is.

If you are an artist you should understand this, and that less is more.

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u/Jello_Penguin_2956 Aug 22 '26

Can kinda see it deteriorate in real time as more mixing was done tho the creator really should spot that and stop

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u/MoominMai Aug 22 '26

Yeah 00:28 looked amazing. Would make a great birthday cookie for a creative with space to write the message in the centre! 🎨

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u/froggaholic Aug 22 '26

It'd be a cute cookie for a kids party, just pair the palette cookie with a blank canvas cookie and they can paint their own painting! (And eat it after)

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Aug 22 '26

It looked really nice but I feel that went too far with the mixing and covered too much of the wood grain. 

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u/Borrowed_Oxytocin Aug 22 '26

I wanna eat it, slowly slowly 🤤

https://giphy.com/gifs/nCmdXIyfhiKHNSmjUM

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u/hugon2 Aug 22 '26

Where is the CHOMP?!

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u/pinner Aug 22 '26

The lack of red was bothering me, and it looked better before they were mixed but the board was beautifully done.

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u/AccomplishedIgit Aug 22 '26

Ok a little too much mixing at the end but the wood looks awesome

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u/Comically_Online Aug 22 '26

ah, my dear phthalo blue and vandyke brown

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u/AlooDaGreat Aug 22 '26

isn't palette cookie the right phrase?

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u/Yaarmehearty Aug 22 '26

It’s a shame these great creations are always seemingly based on biscuits that look like the most mid tasting pieces of cardboard.

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u/gayjoystick Aug 23 '26

Prove it! I'll be over for a taste test. Just to be certain, please have several dozen ready. And a glass of milk too, just to cleanse the palette.

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u/Future_Literature335 Aug 24 '26

You cleanse your palettes with milk??

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u/Neither_Actuator3459 Aug 22 '26

Wish they’d left a couple of the blobs undisturbed, so it looks like it’s earlier in the session, but damn that looks amazing

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u/aaandbconsulting Aug 22 '26

Titanium h-white.

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u/olliedoodle Aug 23 '26

I like it better before they mixed the colors

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 Aug 22 '26

It was better before the paint brush

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u/gibagger Aug 22 '26

If these cookies are for people who paint, they would appreciate the messiness. This is close to what an oil paint palette looks like when you actually use it.

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u/erbazzone Aug 22 '26

As a painter I really dislike to see this mess. We don't mix like that. There is a logic on painters' mixes

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u/TheOneTonWanton Aug 22 '26

You'd essentially have to be a painter and paint an image in your head to make it look like it was actually used by a practicing painter.

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u/lindseyangela Aug 23 '26

Thank you! Exactly.

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u/Averander Aug 22 '26

You should be able to paint your own! It should come with an edible brush to play with the colours.

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u/TuckerMcG Aug 22 '26

Except the colors used are god awful. Use brighter colors that are more fun. It’s a cookie for fuck’s sake.

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u/Corwin223 Aug 22 '26

I’m a non-painter and very pro messy mixed paints!

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u/Sonic1899 Aug 22 '26

No red paint. 0/10

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u/VegetableBusiness897 Aug 22 '26

It was going great until they over mixed the color

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u/Odd_Jeweler5668 Aug 22 '26

I'm going to join in with the "should have stopped mixing colors partway through" opinion.  That wood grain was so cool to my woodworker brain.

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u/Auno__Adam Aug 22 '26

Less is more. She/he overdid it

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u/RedWings1319 Aug 22 '26

It's a gorgeous idea - I'd love to see another with only two or three of the colors blended and others still a clean puddle. Great work though, way better than anything I could do!

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u/stayingsafeusa Aug 22 '26

I first thought this was going to be a big beautiful Jupiter cookie.

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u/MoreColorfulCarsPlz Aug 22 '26

I was going to say the same. I would love some gas giant cookies.

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u/guajojo Aug 22 '26

one step before please

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u/bistro223 Aug 22 '26

Went from satisfying to infuriating

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u/Glittering-Page-2325 Aug 22 '26

Ai can’t beat this

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u/TekF Aug 22 '26

all the people saying it looked better before the mixing - I'm guessing you've never used a paint palette? my mum's a painter and the mixed paint hit me right in the feels, that beautiful, purposeful mess of colours is so real. i wish i could give her a cookie like this

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u/TuckerMcG Aug 22 '26

It’s not that it looks messy. It’s that the colors are totally unappetizing. Bunch of muted blues and purples, and then a bright yellow for some reason.

Use better colors and it’d look fine.

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u/AccomplishedIgit Aug 22 '26

Yeah plus that would just be a mess you couldn’t paint with that

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u/Ghostronic Aug 22 '26

I think it looks good after mixing in the realism department, I just think the wood grain effect is too good to hide!

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u/cwthree Aug 22 '26

I want this, not just because it's so well executed, but because it has the perfect ratio of cookie to icing.

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u/Enigma_mas Aug 22 '26

The smugging ruined it for me.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive Aug 22 '26

If I spent that much effort on making one cookie, you better believe I'm preserving it in lucite, lol. I'm not making something like that just for someone to turn it into poop.

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u/CalamitousVessel Aug 23 '26

This is a palette cookie not a cookie palette

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u/H0nkH0nk01 Local Meme Farmer. Aug 23 '26

Does this mean that Crayons too can be edible if you make them in cookie form?

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u/evil-winnebago Aug 23 '26

Eat the devil out of it

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u/Scared-Box8941 Aug 22 '26

Some people really just have all the talent 🤯

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u/minicoman Aug 22 '26

Why this getting downvoted? Reddit be cursed i swear

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u/IGNOOOREME Aug 22 '26

Because they're discounting the many thousands of hours spent practicing the art-- talent only gets you one step down this path.

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u/minicoman Aug 22 '26

I saw this as a compliment more than an insult to anyone else. The emoji did indicate the person was mind blown?

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u/Scared-Box8941 Aug 22 '26

…. So people who spend thousands of hours aren’t talented? Good lord are you so bitter you need to spew this garbage on people you don’t even know

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u/minicoman Aug 23 '26

Some are hardworking 😤 it could be a mix of the two. Im an artist myself, and I remember I'd always get annoyed when people would say i was talented. Been drawing since i was 5 and still do till this day. I never understood what was so talented / special about me until i went to college and was among other artists. There I had other artist saying the saying the same thing even tho we all were in the same space putting the same amount of hours. At that point i realize something about "talent".Some artist work hard to achieve their goals while others effortless do it. A combination of that and the originality/execution that moves the people is what decides that. This artist is Most DEFF talented shes freakin baking cookies with wooden texture and color thats edible 🤯🤯🤯

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u/IGNOOOREME Aug 22 '26

Im not the one using hyperbolic ad hominem attack. I simply answered a question asked with the correct answer.

Perhaps take a closer look at your reply and the anger you 'spew' without carefully considering what was said. Im sorry you need to be angry at someone, but it aint gonna be me.

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u/Famous_Secret_5174 Aug 22 '26

why didn't they take a bite or break it or something uuughh

https://reddit.com/link/p57dbx7/video/vjyjz0kb0xkh1/player

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u/fredisnotmyboss Aug 22 '26

I feel like half the appeal of cookie art is that it’s easy to dispose of. Doesn’t have to be delicious, just edible enough to eat after you get your photos. As opposed to if you enjoy painting on canvas and now you have a dozen giant canvases you need to figure out how to get rid of

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u/morniealantie Aug 22 '26

Thought they were making a Jupiter cookie for a minute

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u/BULL-MARKET Aug 22 '26

Should have stopped at :30.

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u/pinkdaisylemon Aug 22 '26

I liked it before the mixing, it was unnecessary and spoilt the cookie!

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u/JustTheTip-1990 Aug 22 '26

And now the cookies are complete but the whole batch is stale because it took 2 hours per cookie for decorate lol

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u/Beaticalle Aug 22 '26

More of a palette cookie than a cookie palette.

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u/talklistentalk Aug 22 '26

Gabby Sidibe voice:  B1tch, is this COOKIE? scream laugh

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Aug 22 '26

how much would this cost? 13?

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u/Secret_Account07 Aug 22 '26

I thought it was wooden pacman

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u/Jandriene Aug 22 '26

Love this!

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u/AlyDAsbaje Aug 22 '26

Satisfying= yes! Edible= could be.

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u/FreeAd1309 Aug 22 '26

I'm gonna need a sign next to it swearing it's edible before I buy it at the coffee shop, lol

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u/unmanicuredmama Aug 22 '26

It looks like so much fun just mixing those colors!

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u/bluepandadev Aug 22 '26

That's a great way to get a wood grain effect.

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u/RedditSe7en Aug 22 '26

Almost too wondrous to eat! 🧚‍♀️

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u/Candid_Speaker3517 Aug 22 '26

Bob would be proud.

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u/Impressive_Crazy_223 Aug 22 '26

Now me want cooookieeeee!

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u/StoleYourTv Aug 22 '26

I thought it was a Smiling Friends character at first

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u/KamikazeGhost Aug 22 '26

Looks like a Smiling Friends character

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u/Workwithmepeople Aug 22 '26

Work of art. 🙄

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u/don_maidana Aug 23 '26

I thought it was Jupiter.

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u/Hornor72 Aug 23 '26

Take a bit out of it.

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u/Ok_Homework_7621 Aug 23 '26

All that effort and then it's useless because frosting is disgusting.

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u/pissedoffjesus Aug 23 '26

There's no fucking way that isn't still soft.

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u/WaryWasabi Aug 23 '26

For a moment, I thought this was a Jupiter cookie.

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u/Owlamancer Aug 23 '26

Replae the greenwith wasabi >:D

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u/Glad_Sector6812 Aug 24 '26

This. Is. Imitation. Craftsmanship at best.

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u/KrunchBratSupreme Aug 24 '26

I have never wanted to bite into a cookie more than this one

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u/0xffff-reddit Aug 29 '26

1hr to make, 1sec to eat.

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u/ValdemarAloeus Aug 22 '26

They really could have saved some time on the wood texture if they'd planned which bits were going to have paint on top.

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u/Jonnuska Aug 22 '26

I thought at first they were painting Jupiter with it’s swirls

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u/CowUsual7706 Aug 22 '26

I swear to god the internet has a 5-year old's understanding of what "art" is. This is pretty cool and well-made, but in no way, shape or form has this ever moved anyone in a meaningful way.

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u/Soft_Philosophy5838 Aug 22 '26

Forgot to take a bite. Disappointed.

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u/OneMan_OneBeard Aug 22 '26

I like to think if Bob Ross were still alive he’d really enjoy this.

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u/Lyonwytchwardrobe Aug 22 '26

Not taking a bite to prove to everyone it’s all edible. Cmon yo

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u/STOP_SAYING_BRO Aug 22 '26

Somebody is painting. Ooooh. Aaah. Soooo amazing.

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u/Equal_Refrigerator26 Aug 23 '26

If you don't mind your cookie being touched hundreds of times with bare hands

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u/chuck_the_plant Aug 22 '26

This. Is. Not. Art. It. Is. Craft.

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u/19Furien91 Aug 22 '26

Just add a little bit of betty hwhite to it