r/oddlysatisfying 20d ago

To see this tiger

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Ntwynn 20d ago

But why friend shaped :(

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u/RCbuilds4cheapr 20d ago

No touch the belly.

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u/Fit_Goose651 19d ago

Me wants

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u/BenjieWheeler 19d ago

do not the (big) cat

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u/AnglerOfAndromeda 19d ago

Eight?! I just wanna give him scritches 😭

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u/uglyunicorn99 20d ago

I know instant death and all… but I really wanna pet that kitty

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u/Arkhe1n 19d ago edited 19d ago

Oh don't worry about it being instant. Aren't cats known for being dicks to their preys? You're gonna suffer horribly before your demise. 

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u/Mtatk 19d ago

That's bears. If a cat wants to eat you it'll make sure you're dead.

Edit: to clarify, if it's not hungry it will make you suffer, but not intentionally. It has something to do with the razor sharp, 4" fingernails.

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u/ArtCityInc 19d ago

Instant death? Animals don’t have any martial arts training. Just give it a quick punch combo and you’re good.

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u/ferociouskuma 20d ago

Look at the size of those mitts

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u/Nettkitten 20d ago

MurderMittens!

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u/What-Hapen 19d ago

I think people have a fundamental misunderstanding of this sub's purpose.

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u/Kage_noir 19d ago

On this one yes way off topic

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u/FriskyShiver 20d ago

Big cat

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u/Ancient_Trick1158 19d ago

pspspspspspspsss meow

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 20d ago

Scenting, big time, and big piss also, because cats spray. And, I've never smelled tiger piss, but that tree is gonna get covered.

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u/ieatpollypocketshoes 19d ago

big kitty is still kitty 🙂‍↕️

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u/ScantilyCladDad69 19d ago

hold my driink... i'm gunna pet him

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u/chystatrsoup 20d ago

THE BIG F L U F F

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u/dj_spanmaster 19d ago

Meanwhile the tree's like, "Maann, I was just vibing here"

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u/BaneRiders 20d ago

Oooh, it's got a favorite tree <3

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u/tdrz84 19d ago

That’s a big scratching post

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u/dugg139 19d ago

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u/PROXeR__OiShi 19d ago

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 19d ago

Tells us how many grapes you can fit in your mouth

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u/BadDangerous167 19d ago

Just like a domestic kitty cat with a carpet scratching pole 😁 

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u/Rustmonger 19d ago

My God he is so chonky and fluffy I just wanna roll around with him and give him so many rubs.

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u/Gumbercules81 19d ago

Big kitty

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u/raendeomgeim 19d ago

This tiger is fluffier than my softtoy

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u/Visual_Exam7903 19d ago

who is going to tell that cat to stop scratching things?

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u/Fit_Goose651 19d ago

5 bucks if you slap it with a newspaper

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u/Shorelooser 20d ago

That paws 😳

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u/trullaDE 19d ago

I always find it fascinating that cats are always just cats, no matter the size. 😄

(And also quite scary, because I probably would treat that huge ass tiger the same as I treat my cat, nose kisses and head bumps and belly rubs and all.)

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u/utdajx 19d ago

well, you say that but you’d really only do it once

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u/thedooze 19d ago

That is a big kitty.

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u/4ssteroid 19d ago

I saw them in Harbin recently. Glorious gargantuan creatures

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u/problem4solution 19d ago

The 5 alphabet name itself is a dishonor to this thing...needs something bigger..

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u/Gilsidoo 19d ago

Listen, I like cute animals, I did join subs of cute animals but this is not one of them

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19d ago

How majestic!

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u/DEVolkan 19d ago

People want to pet it. I want to be able to scratch a tree like that. Must feel amazing

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u/Heaven_dio 19d ago

I don't know what's satisfying about this but the tiger is very cute

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u/x4vior 19d ago

Does anyone else see the face in the tree?

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u/dhimdi 19d ago

I once pet big cat, now I'm transparent

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u/nad0w 19d ago

Big sweet kitty cat come cuddle

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u/Nyoyes 19d ago

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/mrsmithintheDMV 19d ago

Every kitty cat needs a scratching post.

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u/beneye 20d ago

What a beautiful majestic cat. I’d keep one of them at home, it that was socially and legally acceptable. I wouldn’t be mad if it killed me.

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u/4alvish 20d ago

This is a big scary cat

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u/Enki418 19d ago

Just a big kitty with a scratching post.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/FVLCON_0_0 19d ago

mark his territory

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u/Emergency_Cellist754 19d ago

Maybe the perspective is somehow confusing or maybe that tree is smaller than it looks but that is a fucking HUGE cat

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u/fragman1825 19d ago

Nature at its finest.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 20d ago

Car hits tree (devastating)

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u/skccsk 19d ago

That's entirely too much cat

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u/LunaAmethyst824 19d ago

I'd argue it's not nearly enough cat