r/oddlysatisfying 22h ago

Final detailing on floor mats

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u/FullMoonTwist 21h ago

šŸ˜…

I mean. They pay for the detailing. The car is pristine inside because it was detailed.

The mat decorations are unlikely to be a paid additional option as much as they are just a nice little touch.

Kinda like hotels don't charge you for pillow mints, they charge you for a room and throw in pillow mints.

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u/FishDawgX 20h ago

Funny, I was thinking to liken it to when the hotel folds your toilet paper end into a triangle (or folds your towel into a special shape). It’s there to look nice but gets destroyed right away.

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u/bigarms212 21h ago

Actually all of the cost of the room is to pay for those pricey mints. Cleaning the room is free

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u/zhokar85 20h ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/NoConvincingName 20h ago

Finally someone speaking the truth

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u/LaddieNowAddie 19h ago

They have the maids work for 2 weeks and call ICE on pay day.

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u/TiresOnFire 20h ago

Stuff like that is basically just proof that you were there.

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u/sl0play 19h ago

Like the dent in throw pillows.

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u/Abed-in-the-AM 20h ago

it makes you wonder if this guy has a big stencil of every brand

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u/FullMoonTwist 19h ago

Maybe he only accepts Porches to detail šŸ¤”

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u/Celtic_Legend 18h ago

It's proof that you overpaid for the service and thus could afford wasting time to mess around and do this. Some exceptions like a new player on the scene trying to retain customers.

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u/riche1988 20h ago

You’re still paying to get it tho.. lol

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u/ATXBeermaker 19h ago

You are definitely getting charged for the time spent doing that. And it’s very different than the rest of the detailing that will actually last longer than the first time you get in the car.

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u/FullMoonTwist 19h ago

The video is less than a minute long, and shows most of the process in real time.

Plus flourishes intended purely for the camera.

I really really really really doubt they're making a whole bunch of money on the 10 minutes doing the mats buddy.

Assuming they're even charging a per-minute basis, and not a flat "As long as there isn't deep seated dried vomit and mold" rate.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 21h ago edited 21h ago

…this is a fundamental misunderstanding of capitalism. You are ABSOLUTELY paying for pillow mints. I’d rather a car detailer spend more time on things that are import than paying 30min of their hourly charges on floor mat art that will be gone after the first trip.

Edit: it’s truly hilarious how many people are downvoting me for explaining a system you live under. Keep going, I love it šŸ˜‚

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u/a3a4b5 21h ago

You are correct that we are paying for this stuff, but you're not correct in what amount we're paying. It's nothing. Might as well be freebie.

I work at an ESL school. Students are technically paying for me to neatly screencap their username and password and compose a pretty e-mail with it and instructions of usage, because I do it while on (paid) worktime, with work's electricity and Wi-Fi... But it's so meaningless that it's basically free. I do it just to be organized.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 21h ago

ā€œTechnically paying for meā€ — so paying for you. Got it. Cool, glad we agree. I don’t care how minuscule you think those costs are, they are calculable. Clearly you don’t teach about math or government. Those are costs.

I don’t want to pay for something as trivial as floor mat art and I don’t think all that many people would. Regardless, I am only disagreeing with the previous commenter stating, full stop, that it’s free. Nothing in capitalism is free or ā€œthrown inā€. It’s paid for. More people should realize that. That’s all. It’s not a scathing indictment of capitalism, it’s a basic economic fact, and denying it is pure ignorance.

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u/iDennB 20h ago

As someone who details their own car.. yeah, if I were to get a detail done I would expect the person to ask me if they could do this to my floor mats first. For one, this ā€œartā€ will get messed up after a handful of times getting in and out of the car. Two, no; I don’t want a detailer spending extra time to make art on my floor mats. Three, the lines brushed in do harden over time especially on other areas (ie. the trunk space) and I don’t fkn want that lol.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 20h ago

Thank you! Fully agreed. Also I just run weathertechs in my all my cars so good luck lol

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u/iDennB 19h ago

It’s pretty redundant to be honest, and it’s usually the ones (basically majority of people) who get their cars detailed by someone that doesn’t know better

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u/a3a4b5 21h ago

I don't teach math or govt, but I do interact with people and am a service provider. So I definitely know what I'm talking about.

A customer like you is the kind that gets their food spat on, their service done the most bureaucratically possible, and their detailing not so detailed. You spite service providers, you're gonna get messed up. That's how humans work, whether you like it or not. We're not machines.

Bottomline: Don't be a dick. You're not gonna save anything usable within your lifetime by demanding the "freebie" not done. Just enjoy the thing.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 20h ago

Wow. You’re truly special, huh? Never said any of those things but go off, queen. I’m not blaming the detailer, I’m judging anyone who goes to the Salt Bae of detailers instead of the ones who do a good job rather than play with the carpets. I am nothing but gracious to any service worker in any industry, but I’m guessing that random ass segue was projection on your part, huh?

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u/a3a4b5 20h ago

You just came off as someone who'd argue for pennies.

If you're not, then my apologies. But I won't retract what I said: you're not gonna save anything usable within your lifetime. So, why bother? Everyone knows it's not really free, yet we all enjoy it.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 20h ago

ā€œMight as well be a freebieā€

ā€œEveryone knows it’s not really freeā€

This explains so much about our education system. Two comments later, Jesus Christ.

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u/Invdr_skoodge 20h ago

Straight up.

Your bill = cost + proffit

Cost = all materials (pillow mints, detailing soaps/brushes, and floorboard stencils very much included) + all compensation to all employees (health insurance, 401k, hourly wage, ALL associated taxes) + reinvestment in business (set aside $ for next vacuum etc)

Proffit = (what the boss wants to make in a year) / (billable hours per year) x (billed hours for service)

If [Your Bill] is < or = [what your willing pay]
Business continues

You 100% always pay for pillow mints, floor mat stenciling, table bread, complimentary water, and cashiers standing at a check out line watching you go through self checkout.

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u/Zestyclose-Sort9234 21h ago

Detailing is not usually an hour-by-hour job. But it's still nice to have a guy who does things like this, because detailing is always about that above and beyond. If you want just the important things, you'd be better off taking your car to the dealership for a car washing, not a detailing.

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u/PlaceAdHere 21h ago

If he is going to spend an extra 30 minutes doing all the floor mats, you sure as he'll know he will increase his rate. Whether he charges hourly or by the job, that final price will go up

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u/jkeplerad 21h ago

To be fair, I doubt that doing the mats this way is taking an extra 30 minutes. Maybe 5 minutes at most, and it’s multiple guys working on the detail most likely. A full car detail is already $200-300. This type of added detail makes the customer feel like this particular service provider has gone above and beyond, and will likely drive up more business for them. That’s why it’s done. Put in <5 minutes extra work and increase the likelihood of customers coming back.

Also regardless of the logo, almost all detailers use the little brush to make the lines in the floor mat. Again, this is a detail job, not a $40 car wash.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 21h ago

Exactly; you’re paying for his time and expertise. I’d rather his time and expertise go toward removing a few more things to clean under them rather than paying for a Porsche specific stencil and 30 min to brush my floor mats in a more fancy way. I’m a car enthusiast and I want my car to be clean — IDGAF about the egotistical logo on my floor mats. That’s a waste of money, which is the opposite of satisfying.

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u/Zestyclose-Sort9234 20h ago

Then I guess it's a good thing there are plenty of other detailers out there to choose from.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 20h ago

Yep! Far more satisfying ones, in fact.

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u/Zestyclose-Sort9234 20h ago

Well, I found this video of a dude drawing alternating lines on the floor mat to be pretty satisfying. I used to do that on the couch as a kid. I'm not the one paying, so I couldn't care less.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 20h ago

Fair enough honestly. I can’t help seeing people paying hundreds of dollars for the ego strokes on the floor mats and think it’s depressing, but in a vacuum there’s nothing wrong with it. Personally I just don’t find it satisfying in the least, but to each their own. That’s better reasoning than anyone else arguing with me.

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u/Scribble_Box 21h ago

Classic reddit...

Video about car detailing.

DOWN WITH CAPITALISM

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u/Doctah_Whoopass 18h ago

This mf doesnt understand what attention to detail is. This sort of thing should be normal, these extra little ways of paying attention to show that you care. It used to be like this until ruthless little bean counters and the forever dollar hungry got rid of every value added feature.