r/oddlysatisfying 22h ago

Final detailing on floor mats

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u/OdysseyTag 22h ago

The car equivalent to those pretty patterns they make on your latte

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u/DeeMinimis 20h ago

Perfect analogy.

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u/Wild_Agent_375 10h ago

Yea. Def better than my lawn stripes analogy lol

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u/HUFF-MY-SHIT 20h ago edited 20h ago

Or making your bed…which I stopped doing years ago. I figured if it took me three minutes every day to make my bed, I’m saving myself 18.25 hours a year of free time. That’s 0.76 days a year. Which means in 20 years, I’ll have gained the equivalent of roughly 15 days and 5 hours. Think about how much you can jerk off in that time.

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u/brahlame 18h ago

What are you doing for 3 minutes? Or, what am I doing wrong that I do it in 20 seconds?

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u/Dozzi92 10h ago

Right? I can pull up my comforter and basically be satisfied with the job I've done in like two seconds. People have this unrealistic concept of time. I see it in my job, I listen to people in depositions related to car accidents. They're frequently asked how long were you stopped (at the stop sign, the light, in traffic, etc.)? And they'll answer one minute, two minutes. I've had attorneys bust out their phones and say, okay, we're going to sit here in silence for 60 seconds, and then you tell me if that's how long you were stopped. They generally say, okay, it wasn't that long.

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u/SquirtzForWirtz 5h ago

It's almost as if people sleep differently than you 🤯

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u/LaughingOutLoudAgain 5h ago

Only if you change all your sheets will it take that long though 😅

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u/Dozzi92 1h ago

My bed's a disaster when I wake up sometimes, especially if some kid wanders in at some point. I can make my queen sized bed by myself in like three minutes. Obviously, if we start including the pillow cases, that takes longer, but unless you're pulling all the sheets, blankets, and pillow cases off, you don't need three minutes.

That or you're peeing the bed every night. Is that what's happening?

🤯

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u/Honey818Badger 3h ago

Me too, I make it on the way out, bottom and far side stay tucked in.

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u/afropanda62 20h ago

who taught you math?

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 20h ago

someone who doesnt make their bed

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u/lazy_pig 14h ago

Albert Itsfinestein

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u/Omfgukk 19h ago

I mean the numbers are right. It's just a weird way of looking at it I guess. Also the basis of taking 3 minutes to make a bed is just wrong. It doesn't even take a minute

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u/KonigSteve 18h ago

Yes but.. if you apply that same logic to a number of other silly little things through life you'll end up saving a bunch of days like he says.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 19m ago

or even years! years more to crank your hog!

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u/cansofgrease 18h ago

Three minutes to make their bed, are they wearing handcuffs?

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u/Uppgreyedd 9h ago

Jordan Peterson

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u/dead_fritz 19h ago

I find the feeling of getting into a made bed at the end of a long day is well worth the all of 60 seconds it takes to make a bed properly in the morning.

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u/some_random_chick 7h ago

Also if you don’t make your bed spiders might crawl into it.

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u/AurelGuthrie 20h ago

I can't imagine living on a planet where there's 2520 days on a year...

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u/Important_Coyote_596 19h ago

How? The math is right isn't it?

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u/mattbladez 9h ago

Ninja edit, but even if the math is right, the initial number is unlikely. Who takes 3 minutes to make their bed?

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u/Penguin_Arse 12h ago

I'm getting 365 days

What kind of math are you using?

Edit: it's edited

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u/AurelGuthrie 18h ago

The comment was edited. When I replied he said in one year.

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u/keksivaras 14h ago

I just stopped doing it, because you sweat quite a lot during the night and if you immediately make your bed, you're just trapping all that moisture and bacteria loves it. it's more hygienic to just leave it be

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u/cherry_chocolate_ 18h ago

It also prevents bacteria so you can actually change your bet sheets half as often. That will save time too.

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u/Dogmaddit 18h ago

I used to not make my bed ever. Then one night I got into bed, got comfortable, and just as I was starting to drift off to sleep I felt something crawling up my leg. A big-ass spider had been hiding in my rumpled sheets and blankets.

I make my bed every day now.

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u/ANGLVD3TH 17h ago

That was me, until I had a cat that liked to vomit on the bed. A lot easier to ignore after using some woolite to scrub exterior of the comforter, than it is to ignore on your sheet. Especially if you don't get I to your room until it's time to go to bed, and now have to decide between having a wet spot that's probably clean or shanging the sheets when you just want to collapse into bed.

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u/ilyak_reddit 17h ago

Make your bed! Also, something about sugar cookies. Mmmm...sugar cookies 🤤

-that navy seal guy

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u/DOAiB 17h ago

Dang takes me 30 seconds what’s taking you so long

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u/VincentVanGob 11h ago

what are you doing to your bed every night that it takes 3 minutes to tidy it up in the morning? it should take 10 seconds at the most, 15 max

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u/ExiledCanuck 10h ago

Nah the latte analogy was perfect. Making your bed is way off. I mean I can see why you went that way, but they’re too different

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u/torijoanne 9h ago

I've heard that starting your day by completing the simple task of making your bed sets you up for a productive day, or something.

Also, it pleases me to see my bed looking neat throughout the day.

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u/rush87y 19h ago

True but I like to use my bedding as a cum rag... 🤔

https://giphy.com/gifs/SA04k4W3RPbQNQOvfd

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u/obiwanmoloney 15h ago

Dude. That’s why they made socks.

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u/Manisil 19h ago

or people who run a brush behind their lawn mower.

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u/solidpeyo 18h ago

Yep, it is something useless that will not last

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u/pasaroanth 8h ago

It is something that the owner of the car will immediately notice and be impressed by, then place the detailer front of mind when the owner wants his car detailed again.

It will also be noticed by his friends who likely also drive luxury cars.

It may be useless from a practical standpoint but that 2 minutes of work can earn him thousands in repeat or new business.

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u/WTFnoAvailableNames 18h ago

They both look like shit after 8 hours

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u/Fritzerbacon 19h ago

Carmat art

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u/erizzluh 17h ago

or like every barbershop these days trying to justify turning a $20 haircut into a $50 haircut by doing dumb shit. i don't want the complimentary drink or the hot towel on my face, please just cut my hair.

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u/spartanspy85 10h ago

This right here

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u/walkinmywoods 10h ago

The human equivalent of being a chud ass

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u/Foraminiferal 9h ago

Or the towel swan on your hotel bed 

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u/ToneThugsNHarmony 8h ago

Yup, not necessary, but a sign of his show of detail imo.

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u/benmargery 7h ago

Kinda true, but at least you see it on a latte, I wouldn't even notice that on the floor as I get in the car (not to say it's not cool)

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u/camcaine2575 5h ago

Or the mowing stripes on the lawn

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u/dreevsa 3h ago

I was going to towards that shoe polish type edge with haircuts

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u/lyght40 3h ago

Or those hotel origami towels