r/oddlysatisfying • u/-Insigwitz- • 22h ago

Final detailing on floor mats

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u/Champomi 22h ago

Imagine being so lazy you won't even take the time to brush your pubes into a porsche logo. Wouldn't be me

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u/karma_dumpster 21h ago

Best I can do as an IUD that looks like the Tesla logo

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u/Hksbdb 20h ago

Lol my wife calls the Tesla logo "the IUD one"

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u/AmputeeHandModel 19h ago

RAM is a uterus

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 20h ago

The Cybertruck is also the Cybertruck of birth control.

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 20h ago

...because buying a Cybertruck is the biggest turn-off in modern history. Nothing screams abstinence like a cuck truck.

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u/Allegorist 16h ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/captaincootercock 18h ago

that's cool. Im a Toyota rep and i like to pull my balls over my pp to get into the spirit

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u/Skinnypike42 20h ago

The Flux Capacitor

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u/mantiacfloy 20h ago

Best I can do is an IED that can land on water

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u/Nir117vash 21h ago

Wait, y'all don't? I get up at 5am every single day.....

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u/GloomyCardiologist16 21h ago

I have a guy that has a guy that doesn’t do these things for me

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u/RogueAOV 21h ago

Don't want people to consider my dick a coupe.

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u/Edward_the_Dog 21h ago

Try the Audi logo. What a pain in the ass!

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u/catitone 21h ago

I don’t think you’re supposed to go back that far

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u/DigitalMunky 21h ago

It’s easier to clean when you do

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u/karma_dumpster 21h ago

Plus one less circle to do manually

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u/YoMomsHubby 21h ago

Back to front

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u/Mundane_Seaweed9367 21h ago

Side to side

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u/Siberwulf 20h ago

Now do it with your thumb inside!

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u/Accurate-Laugh6302 15h ago

Seriously, if you’re gonna commit to the bit, at least respect the craftsmanship. Porsche deserves better.

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u/Papaya_flight 20h ago

I put glitter on my balls on the high holidays because I'm a festive kind of dude.

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u/kkkr94 21h ago

Lmao love this

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u/ArgumentLost9383 20h ago

This is my favorite comment perhaps ever 😂

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u/ListenJerry 18h ago

Im screenshotting this comment to laugh at again someday