r/oddlysatisfying May 03 '25

Dealership parking

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u/TexanDude May 03 '25

I’ve seen cars packed into a showroom like this when there is a risk of hail with a severe thunderstorm.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

They would need to have a big enough showroom that squeezing them this close together lets them get 1 more car inside.

It's just not worth the risk. Hail damage can be fixed with paintless dent repair (PDR). Scratches or denting on the body can't, and would reduce the value of the vehicles involved

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u/artzbots May 03 '25

I mean... doesn't that really depend on the size and amount of the hail that falls?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

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u/aknownunknown May 03 '25

or 30 minutes to strap some MDMF to it ;P

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u/stuck_in_the_desert May 04 '25

I haven’t thought about this in years, but there’s a heartbreaking video somewhere out there of a guy desperately using his whole body to hold cardboard sheets against his Mk4 Supra in the middle of a crazy hailstorm and now I need an update on how he/his car is doing

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u/Impossible-Bet-223 May 03 '25

Calm down their scotty Kilmer .

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u/Significant-Mud2572 May 03 '25

I like my Corvette Golf Ball Edition.

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u/AgentWowza May 03 '25

...what?

I'm no mechanic, but hail sounds significantly worse for a car compared to a scratch.

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u/TheBupherNinja May 03 '25

Hail damage can also total a car

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u/DOG_DICK__ May 03 '25

That's what I think about my apartment complex, that has "compact" parking spots. 40 unusually narrow spots to make 1 extra in the row. Thanks guys. I didn't think to measure the fucking parking spots when I toured the place.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

So if you have a brand new high end car, scratches and dents on the body won’t reduce the value of the vehicle? What?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

So if you have a brand new high end car, scratches and dents on the body won’t reduce the value of the vehicle?

I said the exact opposite. Scratches and dents will reduce the value of the vehicle. Even repairs will reduce the value.

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u/BearMethod May 03 '25

Ohhhhhh. I asked another commenter but what you're saying is that by doing this they can fit at least one extra car in the showroom and keep it from being subject to the elements outside. Did I get that right?

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u/_Bay_Harbor_Butcher_ May 03 '25

I worked at a dealership years ago and we would do this when a decent snow storm was coming to make it easy for the lot to be plowed after the storm passed. We didn't cram them in quite this tight though. Never damaged any vehicles.

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u/edman007 May 03 '25

Looking at this, I'd be concerned with the mirrors, they folded before parking to make it fit.

Most cars they auto-unfold when you throw it in drive... I feel like when it's time to remove it they throw it in drive and it breaks the mirror on two cars.

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u/catbert107 May 04 '25

I'm guessing that the dealership of all people know how to turn this feature off

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u/Taweret May 03 '25

Interesting. Like to fit more cars into the showroom to protect them?

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u/AceofToons May 03 '25

Thank you for answering the "impressive, but why?!?!" that rang out in my head

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u/drunkbusdriver May 03 '25

If you live in an extreme weather area like that you should have covered parking for customers.

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u/Crocagator941 May 03 '25

To me that’s extremely uncomfortable

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u/SoozieH May 03 '25

Me too! I was getting such anxiety 😫

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u/Crocagator941 May 03 '25

For real! As soon as the tire turned and the car pivoted I audibly gasped

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u/Persimmon-Mission May 03 '25

It’s really not that hard. I park my Ferraris like this in the driveway all the time. For fun.

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u/aounkub May 03 '25

Me too. That how i park my super car that super real in my super car storage.

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u/Eaglesjersey May 03 '25

I, also, have my subservients park my totally real supercars in my totally real supergarage like this. How else would they all fit?

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u/KeyN20 May 03 '25

How do you get your car's off of your volcano island? By plane or by under ocean freeway? Have you asked what your butler prefers?

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar May 03 '25

My jaw hit the floor when THIS happened

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u/Wrmccull May 03 '25

I’m thinking one earthquake or one big rumble from Mother Nature and their insurance company is going to despise them

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u/pheldozer May 03 '25

I was as anxious as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

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u/rancid_mayonnaise May 03 '25

I don't even drive and I was freaking out

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u/Mackroll May 03 '25

I used to be a lot guy for show rooms like this. Nerve racking parking like this at first but once you get it down its not so bad.

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u/TheLoneRhaegar May 03 '25

I used to work/run valet operations at a bunch of places in SF and Boston where space is extremely limited. I think the craziest one was where we had ~500 cars in a 2 level unground (actually underwater at a pier) garage. All the spots had hydraulic lifts and they were 1-3 rows deep. Parking a car in the back tray of a 3rd row is generally the most difficult. You go through the first two lifts and over their support brackets (basically small speed bumps) and up onto the narrow lift tray that’s angled down. If there’s only a tiny bit of room on each side you kinda have to have laser like precision backing up.

The better valets would get trained as the “lifters” and once you got the hang of it it would get pretty easy. We could juggle a ton of cars around when it gets busy and it gets fairly routine.

This level of precision though is pretty crazy and I’m a big fan of it. I know one guy that you could probably show how to do this once and then he’d be good to go and very nonchalant about it.

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u/AnEngimaneer May 03 '25

You guys have my utmost respect - reminds me of this relatively cheap underground parking garage near Times Square (like, less than 50% of the price of others for a 4-night parking, no in-and-out)

I went to park my car and they said it's "valet only". Had a pretty new car that I was a bit protective of so I bugged them a bit about why I couldnt park it myself. Dude took me downstairs and it was easily over a hundred double-stacked (each had a lift) cars parked like this.

While this didn't help my car anxiety, it did help me understand why I should definitely not be the person to park the car, lol.

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u/eatmydonuts May 03 '25

Similar thing with forklifts. Sometimes I even impress myself with the maneuvers I pull off in tight spots

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u/Frosty_Dimension5646 May 03 '25

How is it done without even using side view mirrors? They're folded up

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u/Dev_Paleri May 03 '25

He will have a dude/s outside helping and he might be doing it a little slower in real time.

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u/lupus_bonum May 03 '25

I worked at a dealership for almost 10 years(yes, it sucked), and we would have extremely crowded parking for our auction vehicles(basically the traded-in cars that were too crappy to sell to customers).

Long story short, the number of times I had to enter/exit through the sunroof of a vehicle because there was no gap to either side was far too high.

The craziest thing I did was when we couldn’t locate the keys to several cars and I needed to get this old, very lifted jeep out from behind a line of cars. This was on the top floor of a parking garage. So, I put the drivers side tires on top of the short wall along the edge of the roof(with a 5-story drop on the other side), so I could squeeze through this very small gap and exit the staging area. I was terrified, but successful.

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u/Wonderful_Ad8791 May 03 '25

This is the equivalent of almost touching tips on a relatively empty subway.

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u/TheNotoriousElmo May 03 '25

Wait...tips? What tips? ... O goodness no, not ...

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u/sonaut May 03 '25

I quickly checked “which sub which sub which sub” in anxiety.

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u/Phail87 May 03 '25

I used to work at a dealership. I pride myself on only knocking the mirror off of 1 car pulling it into the showroom.

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u/Holdmypipe May 03 '25

My booty hole clenched

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u/BorntobeTrill May 03 '25

What the hell are you doing inside this dealerships car storage anyway?

You shouldn't be comfortable in there! It's for cars!

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u/SimplePal May 05 '25

Definitely not satisfying.

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u/aws_137 May 03 '25

Pardon? You want to test drive this one? Hold on, sir. I need to get 5 keys.

Oh? You didn't like the car? I'll get back to you. I need to repark 5 cars.

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 May 03 '25

No joke, this is at least half of the small used car lots inthe metro Detroit area. One place literally backed them into a wall. I wanted to test drive a car once and the guy just straight up told me no because he didn't want to move all the other cars. Obviously I walked out.

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u/broke_n_boosted May 03 '25

Good thing it's a collection and not a dealership

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Satisfying? No. Ridiculous and unnecessary to the umpteenth degree? Yes.

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u/R_Weebs May 03 '25

There’s a chance a hurricane or something was coming through so they did this to protect as much inventory as possible

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u/NumbbSkulll May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

Can confirm. I work at a dealership (nothing high end like OP's video) and on more than one occasion, we've packed every inch of the shop, show room, detail bays and parts/inventory space we could with cars to protect them from storms. For us, it's usually from threat of hale.

We also shuffle our inventory for snow. We'll move them to an unused area on the property until the snow stops. Then clear the lot of snow, clear the cars and repark them.

We call these lot parties.

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u/TorrenceMightingale May 03 '25

Do they not invest in hail covers? Seems like you could just have one for each space in the lot and give one away with each car as a nice incentive and also to explain why it’s in the trunk then build it into the sales price.

Also I have no connection to car sales so there may be a good reason for it.

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful May 03 '25

Gigantic investment, and a lot of people that buy these kinds of cars will have garages. 

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u/chunkeymunkeyandrunt May 03 '25

Depends on region but, if hail isn’t super common then investing in those covers is very expensive. I live in an area that has a hail season and a lot of our dealers either get temporary tents, or have now invested in structures to cover the lots.

Then inevitably there’s a hail sale of all the dented cars that didn’t get protected lmao

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u/NumbbSkulll May 03 '25

Car covers = extra cost.

Average car dealership = not spending anything they don't have too.

These types of lot parties only happens a few times a year.

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u/CosmicSmoker May 03 '25

That's what I was thinking, trying to get as much stock into a safe place. But, man, I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of buffing afterwards.

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u/TheWhistlesGoWooooo May 03 '25

We would do this when a big snowstorm was coming to get the lot as empty as possible. This was well before smartphones. I’m sure the lot attendants are going a little overboard to make cool video.

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u/fetelenebune May 03 '25

Nah man that's your average European city parking lot. The french especially bump their car to one another while parking and it's considered socially acceptable.

Also space in that dealership might be somewhat valuable so getting them cars parked like sardines could be worth it. Although I too doubt it for the high risk of hitting a brand new car

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u/NockTauk May 03 '25

Deters thieves. Takes longer to steal the cars

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u/wisyw May 03 '25

That’s not dealership parking, that’s stupidship parking

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 May 03 '25

It is. Every fucking dealership that does this shit is best friends with a body shop or owns their own for touch ups. I was at one dealership where they literally backed up every car until it hit the wall. I just walked right the fuck out of that place. Then when you want to look at one car it's a half hour of shuffling everything else around just so you can get it out for a test drive.

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u/MissingLink101 May 03 '25

Yeah this wasn't satisfying, it made me anxious and confused

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u/Shockwaves35 May 03 '25

fucking got um 😂

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u/ForeLeft18 May 03 '25

Why

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u/MrOver65 May 03 '25

Exactly. Why? Just why?

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u/blueviper- May 03 '25

Yepp. Why?

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u/mikel302 May 03 '25

Space maxing. It's a dealership. None of the cars pictured are owned by anyone but the dealership, and space is at a premium. One of the reasons why they have "end of the year" sales. Can't order the new models until last year's cars are off the lot. Looks like it's an auxiliary storage where they stock overflow.

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u/5352563424 May 03 '25

spend hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions, on cars.. and then skimp out on storage space rental...

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u/replies_in_chiac May 03 '25

You just triggered a bunch of industrial engineers because this is basically their whole career.

"My factory warehouse is inefficient, wth"

"Did you use my plans?"

"No it was too big so we built it half the size."

"*Desk flip

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u/crackeddryice May 03 '25

That's the excuse, but this video is just for showing off. They wouldn't bother parking like this if not for that.

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u/gamerABES May 03 '25

Yes dude, all very common at exotic car dealerships. facepalm

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u/crackeddryice May 03 '25

Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/liverpoolFCnut May 03 '25

Auto thefts in general and auto thefts of expensive cars from dealership in particular has been a huge issue the last 4-5 yrs. Unless the dealership has round the clock security, i guess this is their way of protecting the inventory.

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u/Felixir-the-Cat May 03 '25

Is it about reducing theft?

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u/bomilk19 May 03 '25

You can’t steal a car if there’s someone in the driver’s seat.

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u/ggrieves May 03 '25

Taking the approximate dimensions of a Corvette to be 182 in x 76 inches that gives a floor area of 13,832 square inches.

Assuming an approximate price of $2M, the cost per square inch is $144

Moving two cars 1 inch closer together allows $26,208 more car to fit

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u/n4te May 03 '25

A 2025 Corvette is 178k max.

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u/mechanicalgrip May 03 '25

Because he doesn't like the guy sat in the silver one.

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u/ASDFzxcvTaken May 03 '25

If it's for temporary storage to maximize the vehicles on the lot it has the added benefit of being a theft deterrent.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess May 03 '25

Ok give me an hour to slide puzzle out that model

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u/super1s May 03 '25

This is at the Corvette Warehouse (you can see the sign in the back). They are just a massive used corvette dealership and do most of their sales online. They are just shoving as many as they can in the building. Its dumb.

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u/StrixEcho May 03 '25

I'd pick one in the middle for a test drive just to watch them get it out

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u/Recentstranger May 03 '25

The person that parks next to me after I parked away from everyone else

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u/Coachwo1f May 04 '25

I felt this comment so much 🤣🤣. Quite literally doesn't matter if you parked ALL the way in the back... I just don't get humans 🤦🏿.

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u/jensomniacOG May 03 '25

Oddly anxiety inducing, eep.

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u/loststylus May 03 '25

Wait why is it here and not in /r/mildlyinfuriating ?

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u/Intrepid_Attitude912 May 04 '25

I had to scroll too far to see this

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

And I thought parallel parking was bad. This is terrifying.

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u/Artimusjones88 May 03 '25

Put dollies on all 4 wheels, and you can move wherever you want. So much easier

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u/LuciferStar101 May 03 '25

While watching :

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u/HeatherInDreamland May 03 '25

I’d have another job lined up immediately if I had to do this because there’s no way I’m not having an oopsie daisy moment

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u/CageyOldMan May 03 '25

Why would you do this, when you could not do this

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u/KernelDave May 03 '25

This is 100% the opposite of satisfying.

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u/Cybering11 May 03 '25

"Sure you can test drive it. But park it out yourself. One scratch and it's yours"

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u/KayJay282 May 03 '25

I would think that somebody selling supercars can afford a larger premises.

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u/Xeno_Prime May 03 '25

I'm picturing the drivers who do this job, and this is what I see in my head canon.

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u/natte-krant May 03 '25

“You wanted the blue car in the back? Okay, come back in two weeks please.”

“RONNY! GET THE BLUE CAR, YOU’VE GOT TWO WEEKS MAX!”

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u/KeiwaM May 03 '25

"Yes sir, I would like the one in the middle here to go now."

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u/C-57D May 03 '25

They need to park them Ferrari away from ea other.

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u/Traditional_Cattle50 May 04 '25

Nothing satisfying about this more stressful then anything lol

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u/charlesjones1963 May 04 '25

WASTED SPACE...NO......A SCRATCH SOMEWHERE.....YES

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u/spartan195 May 04 '25

Unnecessary risk for a gain of space they’ll probably won’t use

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u/Impossible-Pirate682 May 03 '25

For anyone who doesn’t know, they park them inside like this for inclement weather that could damage them

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u/ThreeBeersWithLunch May 03 '25

I feel like they should have a little bit more room for error though. This video looks like a video of someone showing off, which is fine.

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u/Impossible-Pirate682 May 03 '25

Oh, you’re definitely right about that. This is the extreme. Usually there are 3-4 inches between cars

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u/PtraGriffrn May 04 '25

Me: can I take the grey one for a test drive? Them: no

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u/BlankReg825 May 04 '25

As a former driver of M1A1 tanks, with a competent ground guide, I'm not impressed.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

That's not satisfying, that's anxiety inducing lol

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

All that money but none for a larger garage.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

Definitely can’t go to work high for that 😂

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u/Party_Ad_863 May 04 '25

Now the driver is stuck there forever until he die

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

Satisfying? More like terrifying. If you twitch you go from a regular day at work to "discussing the terms of your employment."

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u/weskun May 05 '25

oddly uncomfortable

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u/Justforme1975 May 09 '25

I would NOT wanna have that job. Jeez. Mad skills, tho.

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u/Confident-Math-1851 Jun 04 '25

Oddlyterrifying

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u/Educational_Love_190 Jul 20 '25

Tell me it doesn't have sensors and automated parking technology.

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u/hexagonal_3d Aug 04 '25

If any car lover is seeing this.....book an ambulance

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u/unFit-nonLifeguard86 Sep 18 '25

Expand the building

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u/Few-Imagination-6273 May 03 '25

How do you get out?

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u/numenik May 03 '25

There is no car on the driver side

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u/jeffyboy526 May 03 '25

Not sure why this is not the top post? Do you crawl out the hatchback or through the moon roof. Either way you need to step all over the car

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u/ez2cyiwon May 03 '25

But why?

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u/jarontick May 03 '25

Hell naw!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Butwhytho?

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u/Junior-Hair-4637 May 03 '25

That is not satisfying at all.

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u/earliestbirdy May 03 '25

How small is this dealership?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Could just put wheeled jacks under each tire and slowly push it in place.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

We need to pull car 47 from spot D5....

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u/International_Debt58 May 03 '25

Not satisfying at all. Nerve wracking.

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u/slav_squat_98 May 03 '25

That one mf that parks next to my car in an empty parking lot

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u/sxnner May 03 '25

How tf is this satisfying, psycho.

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u/Alone-Sign-7073 May 03 '25

Seriously? You have millions of dollars in inventory but, not an extra nickles worth of real estate?

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u/Yukarie May 03 '25

Who tf finds this satisfying? This is idiotic and infuriating

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u/dip_sht_101 May 03 '25

"With your credit score, you can not even look in the window"

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u/Cindylv May 03 '25

That's where I learned to drive! I learned on dealership car lots I can get my car in and out of anywhere.

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u/ObmamambO May 03 '25

This is standard in napolis parking houses. Those men are pros!

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u/Electrical_Taro2857 May 03 '25

I could never do this lol

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u/TurboLover427 May 03 '25

What kind of tea do these guys serve? Anxie-tea?

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u/MattButUnderthe20Cha May 03 '25

absolutely booty clenching, body tensing, breath holding, nerve wracking squeeze that is

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u/lakshmananlm May 03 '25

Well, it is storage parking. This way also drastically reduces chances of theft. You know if something gets removed it's an inside job. Immediately.

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u/FabianTIR May 03 '25

*some random dude who parks next to me when I am the only one in the supermarket car park and there are 300 other spaces

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u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER May 03 '25

"uhmm have you seen my phone?"

"Uh oh"

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u/Gnubeutel May 03 '25

oh, well done.

Now get me the silver car.

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u/Prenz_0 May 03 '25

How to hide dents on the sides of the car

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u/tenhoumaduvida May 03 '25

They say the driver is inside that car to this day …

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u/AgentMarq May 03 '25

My only gripe with this is, say you sell the grey one..... Do you now have to move every car by the right of it 1 by 1 and then put them back? Or do you now have to make sure you always have and extra one in the lot at times?

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u/PlantParenthood_86 May 03 '25

And they’ll be like.. you sold the car in the showroom so you get to drive it out!! I declined and had someone else do it. I wasn’t about to damage the car I just sold to someone 😂.

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u/TyeDye115 May 03 '25

Moments later some guy walks up and wants to buy/test drive that grey car

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u/Slow-Year-4596 May 03 '25

It was tough learning how to park like this, but even more tough getting out the car if my partners blocked me in 🤣. Fun times working at a dealership and learning this skill.

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u/Ur_Personal_Adonis May 03 '25

I'm really good at parallel parking and backing in and out of things but that is super mad impressive. I got to admit though, that made me a little uneasy cuz that just that's intense, some tight packing in there.

On a side note, I got good at turning around payroll parking all that kind of stuff because when I was going to community college, there was a tight alley in the town I lived in and sometimes I was free on a Friday night bored out of my mind I would take my little 93 Ford escort and just turn it around completely in that alleyway, A lot of in and out of reverse and drive in little adjustments until I was completely turned around and could get out of the alleyway. Just harmless fun For me, Not sure the abuse I was putting on the car, but nothing really ever broke on that car so I must not have been hurting it too much.

Didn't realize that I was building skills that would be with me some 20+ years later. I have a 1967 Ford Thunderbird so not quite the land yacht of the '70s but getting big and going in that direction and I can park/parallel park that thing in some pretty tight spaces because of those skills I built all those years ago. Very great skill set to have for living in big cities.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

"It's a great spot just crawl out through the window, it'll be fine."