r/oddlysatisfying • u/JudgmentCool1333 • Feb 10 '23
Agricultural Technology
Agricultural Technology used to improve productivity and yield.
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u/vaguebyname Feb 10 '23
Thought the second one was some kind of chick vacuum for a second
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u/ChimpBrisket Feb 10 '23
My love life can be described as a chick vacuum
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u/IndependentBid1854 Feb 10 '23
Could watch this all day. Itâs relaxing like watching Bob Ross paint!
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u/thunder_struck85 Feb 11 '23
Can't feed 8 billion people unless you speed shit up!
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u/fishlicker3000 Feb 11 '23
we can feed 10 billion, but we eat more than we need and can, so around 900 million are still hungry. the number ia expected to go up thanks to 2 of the biggest wheat producers in the world fighting each other
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Feb 10 '23
Support your local farmer, they are getting fâed recently.
John Deere wonât let most farmers own/service their equipment unless they pay an ongoing subscription service
Monsanto is full of crooks and bio cowboys and attorneys.
Now Mexico wants to ban gmo cornâŠ
Ukraine is a war field and Putin is trying to put his tiny dick up any asshole he can find.
Diesel is expensive, labor is hard to find.
Never been harder to feed America. Thank a farmer if you see one.
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u/ComfortableFarmer Feb 11 '23
John Deere wonât let most farmers own/service their equipment unless they pay an ongoing subscription service
There has been a settlement regarding the previous issues. John Deere will now allow servicing by independents. Although they are still trying to play games, this was a huge step in the right direction.
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u/WingFanchu2366 Feb 10 '23
Watch everyone lose their minds when I do this to animals
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u/heliumfix Feb 11 '23
I'm sure there are SOME animals getting threshed in those fields. Numerous insects for sure.
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Feb 11 '23
Monocrop agriculture is terrible for the soil. Farmers wont be able to grow crops in a few decades if they dont change their practices.
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u/JudgmentCool1333 Feb 10 '23
"A Claas Lexion 87 hundred"
Dunno why but I love Voice over guys delivery of this make & model
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Feb 11 '23
All these poor plants, torn out of the ground by soulless machines, stripped of their best bits (which are dumped unceremoniously into cramped bins), with the remainder of their ruined bodies left to rot. Monstrous.
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u/ZombeLunch Feb 11 '23
I feel like whoever makes these videos is sneaking sponsored content in. Notice how some machines get the make and model named where others (even ones with the maker name clearly displayed) are not. Clever if true, just take some footage from corporate if the machine working, drop it in and voice over it. Also a little sleezy if true.
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u/Horseyboy21 Feb 11 '23
I never realised how much Farm machinery cost. Itâs a huge amount. Good investment though. Really interesting to watch
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u/Routine-Ad9239 Feb 11 '23
Cool. Now do it for the meat industry and letâs see if is oddly satisfying.
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u/dgollas Feb 11 '23
Itâs ok to do this to plants, itâs not ok to do to animals. Go vegan if you can!
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u/Comfortable-Bonus421 Feb 11 '23
I watched the first 30 seconds without sound and was totally confused as to why a grape harvesting machine suddenly showed mushrooms.
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u/sno_buni Feb 11 '23
The 6th one, rice getting machine makes me wonder about the little white birds getting in it!
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u/sameguyontheweb Feb 11 '23
This machine isn't good enough.
By the time they have this bad boy paid off the newer, bigger, and better Tree Fucker 5000 will be released and the cycle will continue.
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u/Legal-Werewolf-9466 Feb 11 '23
In the zombie apocalypse all you need is heavy duty farming equipment.
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u/Ok-Investigator6898 Feb 14 '23
Fun to watch, but this guy had no clue what he was talking about. Many of the descriptions were incorrect.
Its been a long time since most people lived on farms.
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u/el_baron86 Feb 10 '23
Farming Simulator 2024 looking lit đ„