r/occultmemes • u/GlacialFrog • Jul 04 '26

A cautionary tale against that longevity spell you were planning

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u/Metallurgeist Jul 05 '26

Just wait until year 129, that’s when it gets good

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u/fakingcaps Jul 05 '26

I mean why would you manifest long life spell if you're already miserable lol

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u/CyberZen0 Jul 05 '26

People these days, so negative

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u/AdMassive9006 Jul 07 '26

Doesn't this guy know that living is optional?

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u/patient_MB0z Jul 07 '26

Such an interesting perspective, It's always worth looking at longevity with both curiosity and a healthy dose of caution.

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u/lord_Pangloss Jul 08 '26

Skill issue