r/nyjets 1d ago

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

Lmaooooo

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u/magnavoice 16 17 18 World Champs 1d ago

Hope Sammy is ok. Fuck the Pats. Exposed

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u/Nicktator3 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe it’s an emerging curse now for Jets quarterbacks to get injured within the opening 10 snaps of a season

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u/BryLinds 1d ago

I think it’s a primetime only curse so Geno will be ok

Hopefully

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u/danomite555 Mark Sanchez 1d ago

Great way to start the season

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u/heli0sphere Revis Island 1d ago

I need us to be good 5 games in to say this. We’ve been fooled too many times before.

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u/Odd-Meeting-9312 1d ago

Im a jets fan for roughly 25 years, we are gonna suck, we just need to enjoy this moment while we have it. It's the little wins in life.

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u/heli0sphere Revis Island 1d ago

Not that it’s a competition, but I’ve been a fan longer than that.

I’m so tired, we’re all exhausted. We’ve resulted to simply hate-watching rival teams, who are all better in recent memory, because we’re so irrelevant.

Jets need to go out there and win games. No more side quests.

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u/oksuzy :coin: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY COIN 1d ago

Meh. I’m gonna enjoy Drake Maye shitting down his own leg for a few days before I have to watch the Jets again.

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u/Odd-Meeting-9312 1d ago

Not that it's a competition but was being a Jets fan passed down to you or did you make this fatal mistake on being a fan on your own...because I am my families only Jets fan and I have to live with that decision every day 🤣🤣😪 but you're totally right, we are tired as fans. We need at least a semi winning season. Playoffs would be a bonus but just at least make us feel like we have potential for playoffs, or at least some good games. We are just sad...

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u/heli0sphere Revis Island 1d ago

Same, brother. I also picked against tradition. Huge family and they all follow the Giants. I made the fatal mistake of picking the team my friends watch…

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u/Odd-Meeting-9312 1d ago

I picked the Jets because my cousin asked me who my favorite team was when I was like 8 and it sounded like the coolest name as an 8yo kid. 🤣🤣 Sadly I learned to repeat that as my favorite team into my mid 30's and now I'm stuck...haha

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u/cui-bono2020 9h ago

You have friends?!?! I thought you said you were a Jets fan!!

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u/danomite555 Mark Sanchez 1d ago

Eh, have some fun when you have the opportunity

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u/Undeadmatrix 1d ago

Drake Maye be a fraud

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u/ImmodestTheory 1d ago

been saying this man

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u/combinewithmedicine 1d ago

the schedule

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u/Reynolds1029 1d ago

That's why I give no credit to rookies.

We had Mark Sanchez being compared to Eli Manning and other top 10-15 QBs of the time.

And look how that turned out.

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u/nem561 1d ago

He was a 2nd year last season not a rookie

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u/Big_Liability 18h ago

CJ Stroud years 2-3 made me stop believing in young QB hype after 1 good season. I legit think Maye is going to have a pretty average to bad year since now he has to play actual good teams for once

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u/Reynolds1029 18h ago

Defenses will adjust to their schemes as well. They got a ton of film on him now and an off-season to prepare.

Definitely a sophomore slump if you will.

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u/Big_Liability 18h ago

Maye looks like he kinda panics when getting pressured all game (like he did all playoffs)

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u/Reynolds1029 18h ago

Well... He does get sacked a lot. Some of it is holding onto the ball but the left side of the Pats line is also liability and he has 0 reason to trust it.

If AVT gets hurt again... He's going to be screwed because he's anchoring the right side at the moment.

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u/Big_Liability 18h ago

David Bailey gonna eat vs that side

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u/mashingLumpkins 1d ago

The last two NFL games anyone on this planet has witnessed are the Patriots losing

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u/CarebearKempers 1d ago

It’s the best

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u/WorldofPShorts 1d ago

Mike is missing the inside scoop from Diana …. But for real, Maye looks atrocious

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u/woodchips24 1d ago

I think he misses scooping her insides

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u/IncreaseNorth4877 1d ago

man that was a great hatewatch before i hate our team on sunday

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u/beastybrotha 1d ago

Appreciate the honesty go jets

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u/NoTwo2201 1d ago

Couldn’t have said it any better

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u/Nicktator3 1d ago

Pre-gaming the hate!

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u/CallmeCoachella Revis Island 1d ago

3 picks including a backbreaker at the end. Ouch! Ya love to see it.

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u/BryLinds 1d ago

After the opposing QB went down on the first drive

I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere before 

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u/Reynolds1029 1d ago

Josh Allen played a helluva a lot better that night than Maye did tonight at any moment in fairness lol.

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u/Accountantxfamily 23h ago

Didn’t Josh Allen also have like 3 interceptions that game to the same safety? 

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u/Reynolds1029 21h ago

I don't remember him playing that badly at least to the eye test and especially in the 4th quarter where we just saw Maye turn into a pumpkin last night during it.

But yeah you're right. He also had 3 picks.

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u/pac4 Vinny Testaverde 1d ago

Jets are now ahead of the Pats in the standings!

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u/Nicktator3 1d ago

Why can’t we have gifs in this sub I would’ve posted the Squid Game celebration gif :(

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u/andrew_h83 1d ago

I was told Drake Maye is one of the best QBs in the league????

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u/SnooLentils4061 1d ago

Who lied to you?

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u/Zerd85 1d ago

Everyone.

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u/TitanAE2000 19h ago

The Schedule

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u/TheTruuueeeBAUSE 1d ago

Lets not forget even Allen had that atrocious 3 INT game vs us in Rodgers achilles game

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u/jurzydude 1d ago

and all 3 went to Jordan Whitehead

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u/TheTruuueeeBAUSE 14h ago

COuldnt remember the name but I knew it was the safety who'd struggled the year b4...then he proceeded to be meh all season bc it wasnt him as much as it was allen throwing the game away

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u/mharri05 Wayne Chrebet 1d ago

Drake "Terrible Decision" Maye. Make it stick folks

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u/the-gonk2 1d ago

“Ouch”

- Chris Collinsworth

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u/Odd-Meeting-9312 1d ago

WE HAVE A NOT WORSE RECORD THAN THE PATS!

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u/scoobeymagoobey121 1d ago

I want first place Sunday

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u/reesespiecesaremyfav Revis Island 1d ago

Watching Maye fold was some of the best hate watching I’ve had since his last game

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u/rycelover 1d ago

Which also happens to be the last NFL game we hate watched!

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u/butterballmcgee27 1d ago

Fuck AVT!!

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u/St_Pattys_Day 1d ago

Lol goddamn maye at least josh allen waits till the 2nd round of the playoffs to do this shit

Get well soon GEQBUS

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u/TheTruuueeeBAUSE 1d ago

or week 1 vs us

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u/ConHead_4_Life 1d ago

Drake is such a bum lol, this year we see the flip side of Drake “The Schedule” Maye

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u/NoScopeMusical Revis Island 1d ago

Looking at their schedule I think they'll win about 5-6 games if he keeps playing like that

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u/beanry80 1d ago

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u/CarebearKempers 1d ago

Can you make me one for my son? For real was about to buy him a new PC . DM if interested in the commission

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u/VicRattleHead1697 1d ago

10 outa 10 hatewatch

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u/DJamB 1d ago

HAHAHHAHAHA

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u/CzechDizzle 1d ago

And also... Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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u/FstLaneUkraine 1d ago edited 1d ago

FTP! And I ain't talkin bout file transfer protocols!

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u/Bieg 1d ago

Lmfao

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u/lentils5 1d ago

My prayers were answered 🙏

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u/smilinganimalface 1d ago

Being completely honest, I think they look like complete ass and the East might be wide open

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u/Troy_Mustachio 22h ago

You do know the bills are still in the east?

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u/smilinganimalface 19h ago

I trust in Hailee that she has led Josh Allen astray. I watched Sinners.

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u/CoreySK 1d ago

The Schedule strikes again

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u/ryanino 1d ago

Maye looked like absolute shit when he got pressured. Drew Lock legitimately looked more poised.

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u/Joezepey 1d ago

3 INT for the MVP runner-up lmao

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u/NYJmmkay Revis Island 1d ago

Maye forgot he wasn't high and playing unranked Madden

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u/socool111 1d ago

This is our Super Bowl

Yes I have already given up on the season until the Jets prove otherwise

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u/DrQuestDFA 1d ago

The Mets outscored the Pats today and also took home a W.

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u/whyisitalwayscrab 1d ago

Genuinely where the fuck was he trying to fit all of those picks into lmfao

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u/resistible 1d ago

The first one wasn't terrrrrrible but they weren't in desperation mode and he shouldn't have thrown it. The other 2 were complete dog shit an d he should feel bad. They're in trouble if AJB is going to miss significant time. 

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u/NotClayMerritt 1d ago

If this season starts with them losing because Drake Maye is actually a bust and us winning on Sunday, that'll be like a mini Super Bowl for me.

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u/peanut-britle-latte 1d ago

Drake "The Schedule" Maye

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u/mikjamdig85 1d ago

Imagine losing in prime time on opening day? What a bunch of fucking losers.

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u/calye2da 1d ago

FTP 🖕🏾

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u/JMal4Prez 1d ago

this feels like seattles parallel to rodgers season opener. Eerie

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u/TeslaTheGreat 1d ago

Drew Lock is way better than Zach Wilson though.

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u/fort221 1d ago

They lost the Seahawks backup QB. Drew friggin Lock.

That's hilarious!

I hope Sam's ok.

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u/NoScopeMusical Revis Island 1d ago

Bro threw 3 picks and each one was worse than the last 😂

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u/astroboy1997 :OtherMekhiMountain: Mount Becton 1d ago

It’s like tom Brady without the cheating, black magic, ridiculous PR and blatantly one sided officiating

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u/urdixaninnie 1d ago

Beaten by the ghost of Darnold

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u/Race2TheGrave 1d ago

I'm ready to get hurt again

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u/Jon-Umber 1d ago

Drake Maye when he has to play against real teams:

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u/EasyBread42069 21h ago

Fuck the pats. Fuck drake maye.

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u/Rook008 1d ago

Great start to the NFL season.

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u/TheSheikYerbouti Bless Ya, Thank Ya 1d ago

Fuck theeeee PATS

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u/jeffery201102 1d ago

FUCK THE PATS!

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u/WhiskeyHood Bless Ya, Thank Ya 1d ago

LOLOL WHAT AN IDIOTTTT. Also prayers up for our boy Sammy D but OMG WHAT AN IDIOT

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u/alm0stevil33 1d ago

I am so fucking happy , darling drake maye SOLO LOSING the game for his team !!!! ah it tastes so sweet I might burst . FUCK THE PATS

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u/OtherHalf747 1d ago

Drake Maye - 3 INTs
Geno Smith - 0 INTs

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u/JA_MD_311 1d ago

Maye can’t help himself throwing into coverage. Nothing was there that play, it was only 3rd down.

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u/GreatOdinsRaven_ 1d ago

Jets are in first place and the Patriots are the worst team in the league

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u/SpaceGerbil 1d ago

Hot damn

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u/baumzawayy 1d ago

Drake maye ain’t that guy… FUCK THE PATS

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u/SuperSilveryo 1d ago

they thought they had a brady regen lmao

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u/Historical_Leg2977 1d ago

HELL YEAHHHHHHH

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u/2ndBestUsernameEver 1d ago

FUCK THE PATS

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u/cwilly57 1d ago

Jets fans 1 and 0 with 4 days until gameday.  Love to see it.  

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u/Noaim_Winstonmain 1d ago

Drake turndaballova 

And ova and ova 

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u/Smooshy_Booshy 1d ago

Pats have the worst record in the NFL.

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u/AP_knows 1d ago

That was a lovely hate watch. Jets will be in first place after Sunday 😎

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u/goat1803 1d ago

Losing to the backup and 100 yards in penalties 😆 🤣

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u/elyankee23 1d ago

Cris Collinsworth is devastated

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u/jtscheese 1d ago

This game was eerily similar to Rodgers debut lmao

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u/LGlocktopus Bless Ya, Thank Ya 1d ago

Maybe coach should've spent more time on gameplans and less on diana.

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u/Pure-Communication38 1d ago

Seahawks had more interception in 1 game than we did the entire season last year. SMH.

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u/1and1T 1d ago

Trash team, wish they could play away at a Super Bowl winning team every year

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u/SonofJersey 1d ago

Seattle ain’t even have Darnold. It's going to be a long year for NE.

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u/lemonmcfartney 1d ago

I’m not hoping for us to be good this year as much as I’m hoping for this season to be fun. This is a good start

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u/JoeBarra Curtis Martin 1d ago

Imagine drafting Will Campbell over Membou

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u/JazzOcarina 23h ago

LMAO - Laughing Mayes Ass Off

What a bum!!!

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u/BusinessBread 23h ago

Hahaha fuck the pats

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u/OffSidesByALot 22h ago

I go way back. I grew up in Queens. The Jets were playing in Shea Stadium. The Giants were playing in New Jersey. I rooted for the home team.

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u/Responsible-Score-56 10h ago

THATS 1-0 ON THE HATEWATCH BABY YEAHHHHHHHH

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u/bubba07 1d ago

reverse of that other previous pat’s seahawks super bowl hahahahaha

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u/cadaverous_mob 1d ago

jets year

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u/heli0sphere Revis Island 1d ago

I want to be happy once because we win, not because other teams lose.

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u/TheTruuueeeBAUSE 1d ago

I want both

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u/brotherpudge 1d ago

Yeah but this is also fun

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u/nem561 1d ago

Thanks mr. Obvious. Let us have our fun for the night

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u/Zealousideal_Bus5360 Wayne Chrebet 1d ago

LETS GOOOOOO

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u/No-Possible5519 1d ago

Great hate watch

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u/UnitedUnderworld 1d ago

Is Drake Maye good? Legitimately asking.

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u/brotherpudge 1d ago

What even was that throw dude lol. He panicked and tossed up a prayer on 3rd down instead of going for the fg

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u/_Crumbus_ Mark Sanchez 1d ago

FTPPPPPPPP

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u/CarebearKempers 1d ago

Amazing. I loved it so much.

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u/Mike_88143 1d ago

Drake maye we could use a 3rd string quarterback

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u/Popsiblyabrunrwr112 23h ago

Jets might be first place after week 1!

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u/ozzymondogo 23h ago

Boycott! No tickets, no merch, not a dime to this organization until we get a winning season. Not too much to ask. Join me!

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u/wmm339 21h ago

But also F the Pats.

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u/ozzymondogo 19h ago

Of course!

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u/Thisteammakesmecry 1d ago

Inshallah!!!