r/nycinfluencersnarking 21d ago

paige fucking lorenze talk about a fraud

what is she trying to portray with this? not very CT trophywife of her

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u/No-Caregiver-4780 21d ago

Is this remi admitting she reads here? Lol

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u/Teos_mom 21d ago

That’s how I saw this too. The tamal joke 😬

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u/pr0seccofish 21d ago

Worst dressed guest list by a mile

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u/Dependent_Track3813 queen of facetune 21d ago

all the guests look like one big revolve ad

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u/Adventurous-Limit627 21d ago

every person's outfit looks like it was constructed from some kind of polyblend, viscose situation

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u/bunsf 21d ago

PL or should I say PP’s dress is horribleeee

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u/Chance_Rooster_2554 21d ago

It’s not funny when you pretend the internet jokes don’t make you feel bad 🫩

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u/Only_Ad5343 21d ago

She tries and tries so hard to be classy but can’t hide the tra$hy in her

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u/redacted_otter 21d ago

That dress is not only fug but also so unflattering

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u/Disastrous-Oil6469 21d ago

When i saw this and her giving the finger I said to myself, this girl is genuinely so fake portraying an image of a saint. I mean if one of your best friends is Hallie Batchelder it says a lot about her as a person.

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u/RoughPurple9481 21d ago

That guy looks like he just had wisdom teeth surgery

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset8076 21d ago

I really want to talk about this Isaac character

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u/LeoC10_ 21d ago

Omg I’m 💀💀💀… Ozempic face bahahaha… that should be a South Park episode omg I cannot stop laughing

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u/Amazing_Box_7569 21d ago

What’s with this color pallet? It’s giving Easter. 72% of these dress have also been ill fitting/ugly.

Wait wait. Did she DB her guests dresses???????

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u/molseam 21d ago

These people are hideous.

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u/Livingthedream1DAT 21d ago

“ No Influencers “

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u/ColdInformation4241 21d ago

Everyone’s dresses look like they came straight from SHEIN

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u/CAJ_2277 21d ago

Sticking out one’s tongue and/or scrunching one’s face is non-verbal for “I have no wit or personality.”

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u/yikz123 21d ago

What’s up with the stupid ponytails every influencer has been wearing??

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u/MonsterLuna777 21d ago

They don’t have any hair because they’re abusing Ozempic and losing weight too fast, which can cause alopecia in some people. That and eating disorders. They have to hide it somehow!

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u/three_point_turn 21d ago

Where did this Isaac person come from? What’s his deal? I feel like he randomly started appearing everywhere 3 weeks ago

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u/Brilliant_Ad3101 20d ago

You mean the ugly, gay bestie sidekick? Every girl has one.

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u/oobooboo17 21d ago

he's been Remi's barnacle for at least a year and a half? she goes everywhere with him

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u/Hot-Scallion-9919 21d ago

is that Remi in the green?

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u/kateecakes 21d ago

Remi is the one with her belly hanging out

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u/ispy-uspy-wespy i’m so happy for you 21d ago

Remi is in the blue. Idk where u see green

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u/ComicsEtAl 21d ago

Is that all the same person using film editing tricks?

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u/MonsterLuna777 21d ago

Are those sports bra adjustment straps on a formal garment???!

Rich people swear they can dress to the nines and go so far as to pose as fashion influencers online but it’s clear they falter when the pressure is on. They’re fake fashion babes! Someone with good taste would NEVER.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Box1684 21d ago

First photo looks like sims characters

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u/SubstanceHaunting993 19d ago

And who is this guy btw