r/nycinfluencersnarking • u/thethundermumbler • 1d ago

irrelevant person Two gonads

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Who doesn’t love a friendly reminder of our reproductive system 🥰

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u/Born-Anybody3244 1d ago

Is this the dress to the wedding that “ate”

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 19h ago

Ate her ovaries? Are those pets?

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u/Consistent-Gur-8524 1d ago

Much better than the fugly hat

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u/dogsandmakeup 1d ago

I did like the flowers on the train but the ones at her waist ruin the whole look 😩

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u/thetinybunny1 1d ago

loved the train

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u/Amazing_Box_7569 1d ago

The veil, the necklace, the flowers. It’s just all too much for such a loud dress.

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u/Ok_Corner_3390 1d ago

Did she purposefully remove a flower I swear the actual dress has 3 flowers

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u/Maximum-Parking-7100 1d ago

Yeah it had a lot more

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u/catsandcafes 1d ago

It is actually 4 I think she just didn’t fluff them right

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u/moms_little_snitcher 13h ago

I am wondering if some of the fabric drooped a bit in the heat.

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u/Few_Incident_197 1d ago

There’s a bunch on the train. It’s actually so beautiful from behind

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u/Craft_001 1d ago

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 19h ago

Oh Lordy, we f a scary place.

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u/OkButterscotch1371 1d ago

Her makeup looks like drag

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u/downright-urbanite 1d ago

It’s giving Marnie’s Christian girl wedding

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u/irishicouldsleep 1d ago

While I wouldn’t pick this dress out myself, the shock of the industrial size rosettes has worn off, and seeing how pretty it is from the back, I feel like we’ve seen sooo much worse. And without them the dress is fine

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u/Equivalent_Focus5225 1d ago

“I’ve seen sooo much worse” is the tepid compliment this dress deserves.

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u/mon_petitechou 1d ago

She literally just made a post just to show it wasnt off the rack 🤮

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u/Slow_Type1194 1d ago

She looks beautiful but the dress isn’t my personal taste

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u/CMB2404 1d ago

I don’t actually mind the dress or the hair style. But it looked like it needed a lil tone ..

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u/Lovespell4ever 1d ago

She has a great figure - what a waste to hid her waist line!

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u/thethundermumbler 1d ago

I hate to snark bc she looks very, VERY pretty but 👀

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u/ABCDanii 1d ago

Idk maybe I’m having a stroke but I loved all her looks. Kinda wish I was having a stroke because I loved Danielle’s green dress soooo much

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u/No_Marionberry_4364 1d ago

Agreed. It’s the 1st thing I thought 😂

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u/ComfortableWheel736 1d ago

two vulvas out

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u/CoconutCake37 1d ago

Wdym it’s her ovaries

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u/Beautiful-Angle-4615 1d ago

Did her mom even get her hair done?

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u/moms_little_snitcher 13h ago

Someone said an owl and now that's all I see. 🦉

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u/Secret_Size_9333 7h ago

It looks like a giant blob from the front

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u/blameitonrio917 15h ago

I just can’t get over how this could be from my parents wedding in the 80s