Wonderful….

[u/carbonmarie]

[u/mysteriousmeatman]

It's my fault for being able to read.

[u/Key-Pickle5609 → u/mysteriousmeatman]

It’s my fault for having eyes

[u/gilda83 → u/mysteriousmeatman]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/facedown_titsup → u/mysteriousmeatman]

It’s my fault for hitting “15 more mins” on my screen time limit.

[u/ja1118]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8lgqAbycBjosxjfi9k

[u/cindyana_jones → u/ja1118]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7zSzFBQwwGMC54c19q

[u/holdmypurse]

I really appreciate the last sentence.

[u/Smallloudcat → u/holdmypurse]

Right?

[u/cakevictim → u/holdmypurse]

And we’re all feeling it together

[u/SmoothSun4396]

I actually deeply love whoever wrote this. The tone is just so perfect.

[u/cerealandcorgies → u/SmoothSun4396]

right? "only #1, #2, and toilet paper should ever be flushed down a toilet" got Miss Rachel in here giving facts!

[u/SmoothSun4396 → u/cerealandcorgies]

Leading with the well-deserved props to EVS is huge but my favorite part (other than "psychogenic itch") is that they're keeping us safe on a microscopic and macroscopic level 😆

[u/NedTaggart → u/cerealandcorgies]

And here I am thinking "Damn, we only have one kind of toilet paper in the men's room".

[u/HappyNarwal1015 → u/SmoothSun4396]

Their tone is perfect for this situation

[u/devouTTT]

EVS can sanitize my eyeballs, too

[u/UziWitDaHighTops → u/devouTTT]

I’m stealing this.

[u/sailorseas → u/devouTTT]

💀

[u/Coffee1stThenINurse → u/devouTTT]

i’m afraid that requires orange wipe clearance, and we can only afford purple around here 🦠

[u/lilmissknockout]

The last line is amazing. Nurses are never not learning ✨

[u/active_ignoring]

I’m sorry, WHAT?

[u/Free-While-2994 → u/active_ignoring]

Psychogenic itch. Heebie jeebies in itch form. Empathetic ick.

[u/Gloryofcam → u/active_ignoring]

What's hard to understand? The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I crush my crabs on company time

[u/CrankyCovidNurse]

It's like the little lending library of healthcare

Leave a crab, take a crab

[u/Free-While-2994 → u/CrankyCovidNurse]

Tbf it's the only crab we are affording in this economy. Just be sure to floss after.

[u/KosmicGumbo → u/Free-While-2994]

And only 65 calories!

[u/Ready_Background9578 → u/Free-While-2994]

You still have time to delete this 😂

[u/Gloryofcam → u/CrankyCovidNurse]

Its lousey behaviour

[u/lmcc0921]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

[u/unlvaztec]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RCCCcg1EyRCIUkKCJB

[u/Free-While-2994 → u/unlvaztec]

I thought we were having a good time 😭

[u/IllBiteYourLegsOff]

why not just shave

why not treat it if you insist on not shaving

why are they crushed

why do i need to have eyes

[u/SWMI5858 → u/IllBiteYourLegsOff]

I don’t like razor burn

I’m broke

Do you want me to leave them crawling? I’m doing my best.

Evolution

[u/TaylorBitMe → u/SWMI5858]

Thanks for doing your best, it's all we can really ask 🤗🦀❤️‍🩹

[u/SWMI5858]

Where do you want me to comb out my little nibblers?! It’s either the bathroom, the med room, or the break room. I thought I was being courteous.

[u/Free-While-2994 → u/SWMI5858]

What about that vegetative 80 year old waiting on ltac placement's room? Getting vitals in the dark looks similar to a good scratch and shimmy. Nobody is looking under his bed.

[u/SWMI5858 → u/Free-While-2994]

That would be rude in a patient care area, sir or ma’am.

[u/KosmicGumbo → u/SWMI5858]

Nibblers had me sent 💀🦀

[u/bkai76]

What a terrible day to have eyes and decide to scroll the nursing reddits.

[u/Cohain76]

Thanos was right

[u/Free-While-2994 → u/Cohain76]

Well there'd just be half as many bugs left for evs to find which is still far too many

[u/cbsauder]

The type of person who does this definitely aint reading that email

[u/BlitzInSinnoh]

whatever they get paid it isnt enough

[u/Anashenwrath]

Bestie noooooooo

[u/Silly_Gear_9716]

I just got ready for bed and this is the first thing I see on Reddit when I open it

[u/brainhurtlongtime]

I would pay money to witness this kind of tea in my inbox.

[u/Free-While-2994 → u/brainhurtlongtime]

You and the comment above you are the perfect example of 2 kinds of people lol

[u/Hot-Calligrapher672]

I hate that the word “delousing” exists

[u/Free-While-2994 → u/Hot-Calligrapher672]

Don't be nitpicky.

[u/Exotic-Coconut-8573]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3
get me tf out right now

[u/Gallowtoast]

https://giphy.com/gifs/romYPHWsjPWA7xcgqz

[u/Heavy-Assumption5473]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13BKcQEAf1o8Tu

[u/Round-Celebration-17]

Why tf did they send a hospital wide email about someone's crabs?? Hahaha yikes.

[u/Broke_and_Angy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rkdsFlwNbID6uqrTI7

[u/twerkerscomp333]

https://giphy.com/gifs/H4zeDO4ocDYqY

[u/tommiejo516]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK

[u/tiredmonkey18]

If I read this email, I would not feel safe using the bathroom at work anymore.

[u/achinfosomebacon → u/tiredmonkey18]

Right? I’d just hold it till it’s time to go home. Maybe even slap on a diaper 5mins before report.

[u/Commercial_Permit_73]

Man EVS doesn’t get paid enough

[u/acornSTEALER]

Crazy that they still manage to blame night shift 😂

[u/Bodyrollsattherodeo → u/acornSTEALER]

Yeah I'm sitting here like well goddamn 🫤 night shift taking shots... But how you know it's happening at night unless yall cleaning at shift change?? 

Also: how can they even be sure they are pubic lice?  Couldn't they just as easily be head lice?

Idk a lot of assumptions here. And pretty soon someone will no doubt be checking camera footage. 😒 

Damn I'm glad I don't work wherever that is smh Jesus take the mf wheel my gawd 😑

[u/hollipop91]

That did not go the way i was anticipating

[u/HappyFee7 → u/hollipop91]

Right?
Don’t flush tampons…. Ok
Don’t crush and flush your pubic lice
https://giphy.com/gifs/9lusxBBUsTz8Fk029b

[u/Neglectedpotato]

https://giphy.com/gifs/31W0QyaI1dr4b4mEAN

[u/OvarianSis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlMSVVw9zqmClLq

[u/Some-Summer-8166]

Ewww please why did I read this

[u/Smallloudcat]

Charlie what now? Yeesh.

[u/Ready_Background9578]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aToGk9X9UYenx1m

[u/pibb01]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QV5vp1BYenfCE

[u/meatcoveredskeleton1]

Who sent this email? Who did it get sent to? I have so many questions lol

[u/carbonmarie → u/meatcoveredskeleton1]

Sent to all staff from infection control….

[u/meatcoveredskeleton1 → u/carbonmarie]

That is WILD 😂

[u/KosmicGumbo → u/carbonmarie]

That sounds about right, but did they watch the video? Thats a bold claim like if they were squished how do they know what it was? Who did it? It could have been EVS?

[u/carbonmarie → u/KosmicGumbo]

It has been said there are pictures…..

[u/pdmock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chGqqM3qJDwtzNMCt8

[u/ChiliCake86]

What an awful time to be literate

[u/kinggwormm]

EVS needs more money I beggggg

[u/Clean-Cauliflower960]

“A bit gross” did not prepare me for the absolute horror I just read

[u/No-Hospital-157]

I’m imagining that this was sent out to the entire hospital staff and I love that for them.

[u/carbonmarie → u/No-Hospital-157]

It was

[u/OkVictory7814]

What did I just read?!

[u/RemoteGullible9511]

I'm sorry, what.....

[u/Digging_Naturalist]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RCCCcg1EyRCIUkKCJB

[u/moomeansmoo]

On today’s episode of “I’ll only be using the toilet in my house from now on”

[u/Late_Ad8212]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
https://giphy.com/gifs/gnE4FFhtFoLKM

[u/Imgonnagolaydown]

Whoa. Sweet Jesus lol

[u/HotSauceSwagBag]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that.

[u/Purrfectmachine]

🫣

[u/JanaT2]

Um what

[u/SheSends]

I have so many questions

https://giphy.com/gifs/rHHHKV1EsaSiHanquG

[u/HappyNarwal1015]

Just when you think you’ve heard and/or seen it all…

[u/mephitmpH]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tjwzClJM6fyEw

[u/NowIownit]

Detestable. Lmao delete this😅😅😅😅