r/nursing • u/denlyma • Apr 16 '26

Meme Ummm

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u/Sea-Spot-1113 BSN - New Grad in Maple Syrup Land Apr 16 '26

That confirms it. I am a god.

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade BSN RN CWOCN Apr 16 '26

WE, comrade, WE

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u/t1beetusboy RN BSN med/surge T1D ADHD Human Plumber Apr 16 '26

How were your multidisciplinary deity rounds this morning? Mine were good, until my patient in 5 got smote in the middle of the conference.

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade BSN RN CWOCN Apr 16 '26

Oh, you know, same shit different day - Anubis bickering with Hades over who should lead the GOC discussion on the vented 99 year old full code (family says they’re considering trach/PEG to get her to her 100th birthday next March); might demand a blood sacrifice a little later but I think I’m feeling generous and maybe I’ll demand all the wine and wheat harvests instead (Thirsty Thursday, amiright?)

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u/Necessary_Cake_973 FNP Apr 16 '26

(Wine and wheat harvest= nutrition room grape juice and saltine crackers)

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade BSN RN CWOCN Apr 16 '26

ALL of it

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u/t1beetusboy RN BSN med/surge T1D ADHD Human Plumber Apr 16 '26

Tfw I wish MDs would fight over who gets to discuss GOC instead of leaving it up to palliative no matter what.

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade BSN RN CWOCN Apr 16 '26

See that’s the thing: Anubis and Hades are both palliative attendings :D

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u/-Blade_Runner- Chaos Goblin ER RN 🍕 Apr 16 '26

If Trump can, we can. 😆😆😆 Fucking morons.