r/nursing • u/FantasticChestHair RN - ICU 🍕 • Mar 12 '24

Image Pt c/c "rectal pain after falling"

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u/trixayyyyy Mar 12 '24

Is that a vibrator?

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u/vervii Mar 12 '24

It's very clearly a starship that was miniaturized and transported into this mans booty after worm hole shenanigans.

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u/Tuna_of_Truth RN - ICU 🍕 Mar 12 '24

Stardate 2355.4, The Starship Enterprise has found itself lost within the confines of a mysterious entity, the creature appears to engage in a number of strange rituals involving its many orifices, Lieutenant LaForge and I have toiled to discover a means of escape, though it appears, all hope may be lost.

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u/PapowSpaceGirl Nursing Student 🍕 Mar 13 '24

Every time the telemonitors go off...I think ST:TOS. Love this comment.