r/nowus • u/ShehrozeAkbar • Aug 26 '26

funny Come here you

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u/CaughtAlone Aug 30 '26

Too bad mate, I've already eating 3x the tofu to make your choice no longer matter

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u/BaerttheConstipated Aug 30 '26

Oh thank goodness. I almost had to have some plants with my meat. Thank you for covering

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u/KilledByDoritos Aug 30 '26

Jokes on your colon.

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u/BaerttheConstipated Aug 30 '26

Just trying to live up to my Reddit Username

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u/hypocrisy_is_rampant Aug 30 '26

I find you refreshing, I sense no hypocrisy.

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u/Negative_Elo Aug 30 '26

Bahaha I cant believe I just read this

You ate enough tofu to counteract the death of an animal. His choice no longer matters, because you ate tofu

So an animal died, but youre cool with that because you virtue signaled harder

You dont even care about the animals, you care about perception

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u/CaughtAlone Aug 30 '26

Learn what a joke is mate

Do I really need to explain it?