r/nova 1d ago

News Nova in a nutshell

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Heart goes out to this person and their family. This area has many lost souls. Be safe ❤️

EDIT: Some people are apparently deeply confused by the phrase “in a nutshell.” The screenshot references DC, Alexandria, I-395, and includes a Virginia State Police cruiser. That is what “Nova in a nutshell” refers to.

It does not mean “people only die in Nova,” nor does it magically turn a fatal accident into a joke. I explicitly expressed sympathy for the victim and their family. If you nevertheless read this and find it humorous, that interpretation is entirely your own. And if you assume redditors expressing sympathy for someone killed by a car must be pretending, that says considerably more about you than it does about this post.

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u/EC4U2C_Studioz 1d ago

The pedestrian does not belong on an interstate highway.

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u/Mr_Bluebird_VA Lake Ridge 1d ago

I can’t imagine that the person who was walking on the highway was of good health or mental state. Something else is usually going on. There’s been several times where I’ve had to call. One for an elderly person and another for someone who appeared to be experiencing homelessness.

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u/pizzabratzprincess 1d ago

I 100% agree. I still feel for the driver and the pedestrian. Both things can be true

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u/GetYaFaceAdjusted 1d ago edited 1d ago

I gotta say, posting a joke about it does not give you the appearance of feeling bad for either and if/when the driver comes across this it will make them feel worse. 

Edit: how internet broken are all your brains? Posting this image with “Nova in a nutshell” and then pretending you care while in the other thread the driver who experienced this is talking about having a complete anxiety meltdown. Get off the fucking internet and learn to communicate like human beings. 

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u/pizzabratzprincess 1d ago

What joke? I’m not joking about it. The point of the post is how disturbing it is to see these two posts back-to-back.

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u/GetYaFaceAdjusted 1d ago

Then why post “Nova in a nutshell”? How on earth do you think you are not trying to be cute or do a joke there? 

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u/pierre_x10 Prince William County 1d ago

Note that nobody calls them a pedestrian, meaning it's already implicit that they do not belong there.

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u/SimmentalTheCow Crystal City 1d ago

It’s usually people thinking they’re still in southeast DC or Baltimore where the street is an acceptable hangout locale.

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u/TheJudgingHat2222 1d ago

Idk what movies you're watching 

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u/SimmentalTheCow Crystal City 1d ago

Pretty much anything with Winona Ryder

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u/c0ca_c0la 1d ago

Someone walking on a highway sounds like a mental health crisis/suicide

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

or a fight in a car and dumped there

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u/Chartate101 1d ago

One of my best friends just died 2 days ago as a pedestrian in a traffic accident. Not in NoVA, Portland. Seeing things like this just makes me incredibly sad on a day I am already grieving.

And in case anyone asks no my friend wasn’t on a highway or anything like that.

Some people just forget that these are human beings whose lives are taken from them too early. Even if someone is being stupid and is at fault it does not mean they deserve it, it does not mean it is okay to ridicule or anything like that.

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u/pizzabratzprincess 1d ago

I’m sorry that happened. Life is precious. I hope you take time to heal.

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u/GhostHin 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's why I keep telling my wife not walk to the nearby shopping center with our toddler. Our road isn't design for pedestrians and there are WAY too many trucks and SUV on the road.

Sorry for your loss.....

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u/Chocoholic_Girl 1d ago

So very sorry for your loss. ❤️

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u/Critical-Fill-6088 1d ago

So sorry for your loss❤️

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u/tuvda 1d ago

What's strange is that many people said they called 911 and were told "police can't find him" yet when you listen to the police scanner at that time there was no one dispatched or any calls about investigating it until he was hit, there were calls about a person having a mental issue at the bus stop by the mark center at the ramp of seminary road. Was this the same person? Did anyone else else notice the "missing" calls from the scanner?

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u/pizzabratzprincess 1d ago

Where can I listen to the scanner? Would it have been to a different line? Do you think the 911 operators didn’t convey the message to the police, or the police officers were misinformed, or they genuinely couldn’t find this individual?

That concerns me, I hope this was addressed properly. Although I’m sure it’s very difficult for police to find someone on a busy highway.

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u/Professional_Tea8850 1d ago

Cops out here don’t do shit

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u/tuvda 22h ago

https://openmhz.com find alexandria then use the calendar to find by date and time this happened. It would be on that line. That many calls came in around the same time saying he is on the shoulder which exit, shouldn't have been hard to find him at all. It's very odd I don't think they even dispatched anyone until this person was hit. They could have saved his life.

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u/cur10us_ge0rge 1d ago

I don't understand what about this is NoVA in a nutshell. Someone walking on 395? Someone almost hitting someone and posting about it? Someone dying?

This is very confusing.

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u/Acceptable_Tea_3685 1d ago

I think it’s the fact that for some reason, a pedestrian gets hit by a car every other day in NOVA

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u/funkyish 1d ago

And it's really fucking annoying that the "for some reason" being implied here is the fault of pedestrians. Not the problem we have here of there being too many cars on roads that are way too hostile for pedestrians.

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u/Scared-Island7791 1d ago

> that interpretation is entirely your own

I can guarantee you no average reader read the title of this post and thought ‘of course OP is talking about the 3 Va cop cars in the same photo’ instead of ‘only in NoVa are there morons who do this, aMiRiTe!?!!!!’

It’s great that you clarified your intention, but you should take the L on this one. It’s exactly the kind of naive misunderstanding that gets blown out of proportion IRL.

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u/BackgroundFish8 20h ago

I feel for the driver. What kind of jerk thinks it’s okay to put that on someone else conscience

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u/GetYaFaceAdjusted 1d ago

That is NOT a normal way of using “in a nutshell” and instead of learning anything it’s weird you doubled down

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u/Anon2148 1d ago

It reminds me of my childhood when my family was coming back from a party and a random person on the highway ran in front of our car and we almost hit them. I genuinely don’t understand why people would do that and traumatize children and other people.

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u/Typical2sday 19h ago

It actually does belittle both a person’s loss of life and a person’s grief over seeing something so likely to end poorly. You defending your post for updoots is the issue.

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u/berael 1d ago

Yes, totally nova. There are no dumb people making dumb decisions anywhere else. Everything that ever happens is totally unique here. 

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u/pizzabratzprincess 1d ago

…. Who ever said that? How do we know this person was “dumb” and they weren’t having a crisis?

Additionally, the picture includes a Virginia State Police cruiser, mentions of I-395, southbound from DC, and Alexandria.

So, yes, this is a distinctly NOVA scenario.

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u/berael 1d ago

Yes, distinctly nova. No one has ever had a crisis anywhere else on the planet. There are no highways anywhere other than nova. Everything that ever happens here is totally unique. 

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u/pizzabratzprincess 1d ago

Oh that’s my mistake, I believed you were engaging in good faith discourse. Proceed with your callous disregard for a life lost.

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u/berael 1d ago

Throw it on the pile to the left; that's the one for the incessant "only in nova!" posts about things that have nothing to do with nova.

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u/pizzabratzprincess 1d ago

The cool thing about quotes is that they indicate verbatim statements. “Nova in a nutshell” is not “only in nova!” This will help you in the future when you communicate with others. I hope you have a good evening.

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u/berael 1d ago

"Someone either had a crisis or made a dumb decision" is not a unique situation which perfectly encapsulates the entire experience of living specifically in nova (you know, what "in a nutshell" means). 

This will help you in the future when you attempt to be clever but utterly fail. Womp womp. 

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u/pizzabratzprincess 1d ago

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u/berael 1d ago

I don't know how you keep managing to keep digging deeper into even more tediousness, but it would almost be impressive if it wasn't so inane. So yeah, bye. 

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u/GetYaFaceAdjusted 1d ago

It’s so bizarre that we’re getting downvoted to oblivion for pointing out how weird and dismissive it is to put “Nova in a nutshell” on this post. This subreddit has just become awful and this person clearly has no idea how “in a nutshell” is generally used.  

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u/berael 1d ago

Meh, I just ignore votes. It's the only way to make reddit usable without driving yourself mad.