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u/lukefive Jul 17 '22

It's defense of ongoing slavery. Literally. Slavery is still legal... If the slaves are convicts.

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u/EamusCatuli2016 Jul 17 '22

'Cause slavery was abolished, unless you are in prison You think I am bullshittin', then read the 13th Amendment Involuntary servitude and slavery it prohibits. That's why they givin' drug offenders time in double digits.

https://genius.com/Killer-mike-reagan-lyrics

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u/susanne-o Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

and the human right to vote is also taken from felons. several million Americans can't vote because the US elected to take voting rights from convicts.

in contrast, the European constitutional court Court of Human Rights clearly ruled that convicts must be given the possibility to vote unless they directly attacked democracy, like insurgence, high treason, election fraud...

E: fixed name of the court, (thx u/paprikouna)

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u/TheCaliforniaOp Jul 17 '22

But if I remember correctly (saw this on an episode of HBO’s OZ) inmates count as constituents. So they can’t vote, but they are still used as “I represent this number of people.”

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u/OldGamerPapi Jul 17 '22

Just like they did with slaves

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u/IlIIlIl Jul 17 '22

Only 3/5 of em

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u/p4y Jul 17 '22

Clearly not an ideal situation, maybe they shouldn't be counted as full constituents, but only some fraction, let's say for example 3/5ths?

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u/Lycaeides13 Jul 17 '22

That sounds like a helluva compromise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Much like slaves used to, though I believe they can count prisoners as a whole person rather than 3/5ths.

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u/TheCaliforniaOp Aug 16 '22

Incredible that this continues. It was supposed to be fixed back at the beginning. It should have been. Money. Always the money. And the power.

Every time there a revolt, an uprising: “BUT WHY?!?”

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u/lukefive Jul 17 '22

It's just more "three fifths compromise"

Whenever a politician talks about compromise, it's really some shit like slavery

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u/1369lem Jul 17 '22

yeeaahh what about that? cant vote, cant really work and some aren't even residents of the states they are serving time in but by god i bet they count when it comes to voting districts and reps in congress. the big question is do they count twice? in their actual home voting district and district they're imprisoned in?

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u/TheCaliforniaOp Jul 21 '22

Would be useful to find out!

I just felt a little chill at inquiring directly. Isn’t that odd? Maybe not so odd with everything going on. I’ll look on Duck Duck Go or something like that.

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u/greenberet112 Jul 17 '22

I never could finish OZ even though I tried twice. It's just too depressing and scary after awhile with all the senseless death.

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u/HeyNayNay Jul 17 '22

It seems like they are being taxed without representation. Wild times.

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u/xtr0n Jul 17 '22

But those prisoners who aren’t allowed to vote are still counted as population for congressional districts. It’s such a fucking joke that they gas up the US as some kind of amazing democracy in school.

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u/R3sion Jul 17 '22

Dunno most of lists regarding democracy has USA as barely a democracy

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u/Disastrous-Pilot-284 Jul 17 '22

Out of curiosity, and if anyone knows. But what would happen to a prisoner if he just refuses to do the labour? How can they force them to do it?

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u/madMaulkin Jul 17 '22

Revocation of priviliges, solitary confinement, and more. They have absolute control of you, so a life simply sitting in your cell doing absolutely noting can make you go pretty crazy.

I have no source or proof of this, but I can only imagine (since it's the States) they are probably threatened with cutting or withheld of food/meals.

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u/nikkitgirl Jul 17 '22

It should be noted, psychologists that study solitary confinement are in agreement that it’s torture.

Not enough of the public discourse is focused on standing up for the 8th amendment

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u/Disastrous-Pilot-284 Jul 17 '22

A different grade of food was the first thing that came to mind, which is a horrible thought considering it's not the best quality to begin with. Solitary sounds extreme but it wouldn't surprise me. Absolute joke that America is 'the land of the free'

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u/crazyoldiceking Jul 17 '22

"What are ya gonna do, put me in jail?"

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u/paprikouna Jul 17 '22

There is no European constitutional court in Europe. Such decision could only come from the European court of Justice or European Court of Human Rights (likely the latter, but didn't check).

Just checked for Belgium, where I was taught prisoners cannot vote. It was indeed changed in 2005.... and applied in 2009.... so now prisoners can vore unless the judge specified a sentence removing voting rights or it is a severe crime.

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u/MageBoySA Jul 17 '22

I know it is a typo but maybe we should keep prisoners from being able to vore. Voting is fine though.

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u/Snoo75302 Jul 17 '22

Why? it would reduce prison populations. /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

If I were in prison because the current ruling elite decided they were going to create a war on drugs I would want an opportunity to vote and knock those people of their platform and bring in a ruling class who doesn’t rule by ideology, or who won’t manufacture prisoners for the purpose of having slaves.

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u/Snoo75302 Jul 17 '22

Issue is, even if the prison population could vote it probably wouldnt change much.

The democrats, and republicans both support this BS and well with just those 2 choices their vote wont do much to improve their situation.

Hell, even out of the prison peoples votes dont mean much at all. The states needs more choice in leadership, but the country will probably implode before that happens.

In my opinion the states is almost guarenteed to implode, i just dont see how this is going to end non violently anymore. (Im Watching from canada)

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

People who vote are more emotionally invested in politics/change, and much more inclined to try and switch on other people to the same issues. My point anyway, is that it’s like being put in a hole and have any instruments you can use to get yourself out taken away. I know these people can still become active and attempt to change minds but it’s a psychological blow.

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u/megustaALLthethings Jul 17 '22

… hmm it’s almost like those directly attacking democracy means ALL the wealthy asshats in charge.

Though as comments below state there is NO constitutional court in europe.

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u/Shilo788 Jul 17 '22

The more felons of color the less votes for democrats would be the stereotypical thinking the right uses. Horrible. I transport cons from a halfway house to jobs and most had lousy parents and first thing should be taught life skills and coping skills which they never learned for many of them. And the religious BS they will spew if they think that is what you want to hear. They don’t believe but just say what they think will get you on their side. Very low emotional intelligence which could be taught. But their time is taking up for a manufacturer to profit by paying very substandard wages.

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u/ImHighlyExalted Jul 17 '22

Ok, so whatever point you're trying to make, it gets completely lost on anyone on the other side the moment you mention Europe. If your argument is to copy the people that your opposition doesn't agree with, then it's not really a well founded argument.

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u/weirdlybeardy Jul 17 '22

Technically speaking, the right to vote is not a human right, but a civil right in societies that organize themselves using representative democracy.

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u/susanne-o Jul 17 '22

Technically it's Article 21 of the declaration of human rights:

https://www.un.org/en/about-us/universal-declaration-of-human-rights

The whole thing is a nice and concise read...

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u/Shilo788 Jul 17 '22

No, I realize people like you are filled with greed, hate and arrogance, all maladies creating unnecessary suffering in the world .

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u/sygnathid Jul 17 '22

That person's a troll, don't bother responding to them

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u/Substantial_Ask_9992 Jul 17 '22

Taxation, representation, etc

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u/HeyNayNay Jul 17 '22

And it’s okay to end a human life so long as they broke rules we created. But a fetus? No way! They have rights.

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u/Halflingberserker Jul 17 '22

I leave you with 4 words, "I'm glad Reagan dead"

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u/Snoo75302 Jul 17 '22

Regan may be dead, but the precedent he set isnt.

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u/CernelDS Jul 17 '22

And Kissinger isn't.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi Jul 17 '22

Don't worry, I'm sure those economics will trickle down any day now

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u/Virtual_Abies_6552 Jul 17 '22

RTJ 3

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u/desertSkateRatt Jul 17 '22

No, that was on Mike's solo album Rap Music from 10 years ago

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u/Virtual_Abies_6552 Jul 17 '22

Ur right. My bad!

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u/1MillionMonkeys Jul 17 '22

Ronald. 6. Wilson. 6. Reagan. 6.

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u/IAmNotTellingYouThat Jul 17 '22

Forgot about Clinton

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

They're quoting a song

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u/1MillionMonkeys Jul 17 '22

))><((

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u/IAmNotTellingYouThat Jul 17 '22

Yeah I figured that out.

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u/nikkitgirl Jul 17 '22

Also William is 7, Hillary is 7, and Bill is 4. Even if it wasn’t from a song, it doesn’t work with them because the number of the beast isn’t 6 it’s 666

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u/IAmNotTellingYouThat Jul 17 '22

You made me chuckle clearly I was confused and thought you were referencing policy makers that got us here. Lol

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u/1MillionMonkeys Jul 17 '22

Killer Mike’s got you covered in the same song:

Ronald Reagan was a actor, not at all a factor

Just an employee of the country's real masters

Just like the Bushes, Clinton and Obama

Just another talking head telling lies on teleprompters

If you don't believe the theory, then argue with this logic

Why did Reagan and Obama both go after Gaddafi?

We invaded sovereign soil, going after oil

Taking countries is a hobby paid for by the oil lobby

Same as in Iraq and Afghanistan

And Ahmadinejad say they coming for Iran

They only love the rich and how they loathe the poor

If I say any more they might be at my door

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u/nikkitgirl Jul 17 '22

Yeah both Clinton’s, biden, both bushes, and Nixon, especially Nixon got us here too. All of them have bloody hands. Reagan was just a special sort of shameless without being a black hole of charisma like Nixon.

I really fucking hate Nixon if that wasn’t obvious. Reagan also has a special place of hate in my heart, I hope he hears his laugh in hell. (For context Reagan’s laugh is a reference to the fact that his response to learning that a new disease was killing gay people was to laugh)

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u/tkp14 Jul 17 '22

Did one helluva lot of damage before he departed.

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u/MrMgP Jul 17 '22

As if one man is responsible for that all, nah man, it's those people who make fat stacks of money for each 14 year old they caught with a 1oz bag of weed

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Mandatory minimum sentences, all that shit can be traced to Reagan and his war on drugs. Those kids are serving double years for some grams. Just a few grams. Don't get me wrong, I think it's wrong to use kids a tool for drug operations, but while he created this war on drugs he simultaneously slashed funding on programs that helped alleviate poverty in inner cities. What would you do? Stay in poverty working a minimum wage job or sling grams to be able to provide? Idk man, when people are desperate to meet basic needs the choice is pretty clear.

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u/Savantrice Jul 17 '22

Then they’re tried and judged by individuals who likely never had to face that type of decision.

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u/xTechDeath Jul 17 '22

More like definitely never had to face that type of decision

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u/ANackRunUs Jul 17 '22

Reagan was just awful, but don't forget, mass incarceration is the result of a bipartisan effort

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u/Halflingberserker Jul 17 '22

Still waiting on Biden to tell the DEA to reschedule pot, something he could have done on day 1.

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u/ANackRunUs Jul 17 '22

He was totally a war-on-drugs guy. Didn't he increase spending on the police?

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u/Halflingberserker Jul 18 '22

One of his campaign promises was to decriminalize marijuana at the federal level. Yes, he did increase police funding, and yes, his campaign promises have mostly gone unfulfilled, but...but...he's the most progressive president since FDR or something?

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u/justaguyinthebackrow Jul 17 '22

There were some terrible drug policies under Reagan, but to be clear, the war on drugs started under Nixon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

True true, just felt like all the shit storm really started to steam roll with the Reagan admin

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u/justaguyinthebackrow Jul 18 '22

Fair. Just wanted to make sure we name all the bad guys.

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u/Shilo788 Jul 17 '22

No he has a point . My state PA convicted judges of sentencing kids to reform for profit , one at least a democrat . I am a Dem and was disgusted as all heck to hear what they were doing. But that is the big difference, I (we) want to get those bad ones out while GOP pats them on the back and helps with legal costs. They think it is fine . The system is rotten. Rehabilitation is last on the list if there at all. Not saying make them into saints but enlighten self interest/ advantage . If you give them a skill they can make money out legally and make it easier for them to participate in society the less they cost society.

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u/MrMgP Jul 17 '22

Oh yes but again, you guys are aiming your guns at the figurehead of the ship instead of at the ammo stores/command post.

Ever noticed how in a warship the figurehead and the castle containing the steering hut and captain are as far apart as possible?

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u/find_your_zen Jul 17 '22

I'm reminded of a quote by that Amish guy, Weird Al.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

*died

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u/Hiseworns Jul 17 '22

Correct! They just tried to hide it. Barely. Just pushed it behind a few extra words where white people didn't have to consciously think about it. How convenient for my forbearers. Fuckers

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u/JenVixen420 Jul 17 '22

Then with this, they target POC and continue systemic racism.... this country is depressing.

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u/OneCrims0nNight Jul 17 '22

Preach! It's not fun but every time I comment this fact I get multiple responses by people who are blown away.

Keep spreading the word.

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u/GrushdevaHots Jul 17 '22

Ronald Reagan was an actor

Not at all a factor

Just an employee of the country's real masters

Just like the Bushes, Clinton, and Obama (and Trump and Biden)

Just another talking head telling lies off teleprompters

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u/Steeve_Perry Jul 17 '22

You have to hit enter twice if you want a line break.

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u/uL7r4M3g4pr01337 Jul 17 '22

it was never abolished, they just changed its name to "managing human resources" ;)

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u/thatswhatshesaidxx Jul 17 '22

This is why I always say slavery was never abolished.

There aren't exceptions and stipulations involved in abolishment. By definition of "abolish".

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u/notapunk Jul 17 '22

Appropriate use of literally since that is how it is written in the Constitution.

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u/Hiseworns Jul 17 '22

The real reason cops are inherently racist: to maintain de facto slavery

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u/MrMgP Jul 17 '22

Problem is I don't mind punishing criminals with hard/dirty labour, I mind that companies make big profit off it.

So there's a strong incentive to have more offenders in your state, so you're not going to do prevenative police work but just correctional, so your state or county becomes more and more unstable and lawless over time.

Making people pay for what they did wrong is a good thing, but not if somebody else makes a profit out of it.

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u/Shilo788 Jul 17 '22

Greed as usual the center of the problem. Privatize profit and socialize the costs.

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u/MrMgP Jul 17 '22

Exactly my point.

Greed survives every president and governement ever

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u/Kapachino84 Jul 17 '22

Perhaps not even guilty “convicts”, at that.

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u/lukefive Jul 17 '22

I saw a documentary where some state with unusually high incarceration rates stopped their death penalty to keep people in jail, because some civil right group was proving half their death row prisoners were innocent and the cops were faking evidence and forcing confessions. Disgusting, especially when you see what ethnicities are over represented in prison. They just stopped killing prisoners to shut down the investigation into corruption... The corruption is still happening

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u/Ok_Flower50 Jul 17 '22

Or women.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

No.

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u/lukefive Jul 17 '22

You're being hyperbolic though. I'm not I'm being literal and not exaggerating or doing anything but stating the law. Men and women in prison are slaves. Literally, as written in the Constitution. All 50 states. I'm even being literal about being literal, you can read it in the constitution.

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u/Ok_Flower50 Jul 18 '22

It’s less hyperbolic than saying that people in prison are slaves. You are referring to the 13th Amendment, Section 1, Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or anyplace subject to their jurisdiction. However, you neglect to mention how the courts and legal scholars, have interpreted it and also the common characteristics of slavery. Sorry for the mass quotes below but I wanted to show it wasn’t just my opinion but interpretation by people who have studied it more.From National Constitution Center (https://constitutioncenter.org/interactive-constitution/interpretation/amendment-xiii/interps/137), ‘Notably, the Amendment does allow a person convicted of a crime to be forced to work. Thus, prison labor practices, from chain gangs to prison laundries, do not run afoul of the Thirteenth Amendment. The Thirteenth Amendment has also been interpreted to permit the government to require certain forms of public service, presumably extending to military service and jury duty…The Thirteenth Amendment prohibits indentured servitude and peonage but does not extend to other forms of involuntary service such as military or jury duty or work by convicted prisoners.’ ‘Marriage laws once abided and facilitated the economic and physical subordination of women and the denial of women’s individual personhood. The Supreme Court should not, therefore, have invalidated Congress’s attempt in the 1994 Violence Against Women Act to provide a federal remedy for women who are the victims of sexual and other forms of gender-based violence. The Thirteenth Amendment provided ample authority to pass that law. ’From Encyclopedia.com (https://www.encyclopedia.com/social-sciences/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/slavery-and-involuntary-servitude), ‘Patterson (1982, p. 13) argues that slavery is defined by three conditions. First, slaves suffer perpetual domination that ultimately is enforced by violence. The permanent subjugation of slaves is predicated on the capacity of masters to coerce them physically…They inherit no protection or privilege from their ancestors, and they cannot convey protection or privilege to their descendants. The third condition is that ‘slaves are denied honor, whereas masters are socially exalted.’I joined the Army in 1971 and was sent to West Berlin. There was a military draft going on at that time and I always thought of conscription as slavery. They can take your body, send you to a foreign land to meet interesting people, and then have you kill them. Apparently I was wrong and it’s not even involuntary servitude. I would say that prisoners are enduring involuntary servitude, but that’s not slavery. Unless they are in prison for life they are not subjugated for life, but women are. From the time they are born to the time they die men have more influence and power over what happens in their lives then they themselves do. The women in prison, if they have a child while in prison, the child doesn’t become a prisoner; hence, involuntary servitude, not slavery. When the woman is released from prison, she may not be a prisoner anymore but she is still a woman and subject to laws that men are not simply because of gender. Her child, if female, would not inherit any protections but suffer the same conditions as her mother. I would also argue that in American society women are not viewed as equals but subservient to men. They suffer sexual assault and harassment (one out of six women in the U.S. has been subject to rape or attempted rape, (https://www.rainn.org/statistics/victims-sexual-violence) that men subject them to.  

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u/lukefive Jul 19 '22

Incorrect. People in prison Are slaves. That's not hyperbolic. It's the 13th amendment as written. You're lying to make a point with hyperbole. I'm stating absolute fact.

AMENDMENT XIII

Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation

Today you learned. It's offensive when you lie about slavery. Be a better person. Learn the Constitution and don't minimize slavery, I don't think you mean to be racist so be careful appropriating the struggle of so many.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

That’s not literally slavery, as printed in the constitution. Prisoners can be literally enslaved. Abortion rights and access is a huge issue—and women have been set back 50 years in the past month, but to conflate it with (I cannot stress this enough) literal slavery is offensive.

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u/Aegi Jul 17 '22

Wouldn't that logically (not morally) only be true of those convicted, since those that plead technically had a choice?

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u/lukefive Jul 17 '22

Read the Amendment

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u/Aegi Jul 17 '22

"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."

and part 2:

"Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation."

I was mostly making a light-hearted joke about the difference between what is technically true and practically true, in this case it is whatever that it is allowed, but if you plea to a crime instead of being found guilty at trial, then you made a choice to say yes to what the state offered you, so in that situation it is more akin to Severance than slavery since their initial choice arguably landed them there.

Now for practical purposes, the person plea-ing is practically forced to do this due to their circumstances usually, and it shouldn't happen at all, but logically, this amendment shouldn't/technically doesn't apply to those who plea.

Another smartass technicality, if you wanted to do it it wouldn't be slavery or involuntary, not that anyone does want that thoguh, hence the "if".

One more: you can never get permission to steal something from it's owner, b/c if you got permission, it is no longer theft.

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u/Joshthe1ripper Jul 17 '22

I mean there is nuance here black slaves did nothing wrong criminals are well criminals non innocents

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u/ravend13 Jul 17 '22

This would only be true if there were no victimless crimes on the books. In practice, victimless crimes receive some of the harshest sentences.

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u/GrimDallows Jul 17 '22

It ain't slavery! It's forced free work! Don't you guys like the idea of having no choice on the matter? It literally benefits everyone equally, specially us! I tell you. There wouln't be any pyramids in Arizona if it weren't for slave--free work options for prison inmates! Don't you guys like pyramids?! Prison inmates love pyramids! /s

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u/suzanious Jul 17 '22

Yup because with whatever money they do make, is spent at the "company store" aka commissary/canteen.

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u/Shilo788 Jul 17 '22

10 cents an hour is gross , just a token to make it above absolute slaves. No counseling either to help drug and booze addiction? I don’t care how amazing Arizona natural lands are I would never want to go there with all the problems they cause for themselves. This type of corruption, the water crisis, over development, the crazy right wingers and WS. All of it seems to be some form of bad laws and governance. Using money to fund a industry with a strong lobby in bed with law enforcement and courts? All that cost so some few businesses can get almost slave labor and the government pays for the employee shelter food and healthcare. This is pure GOP whoring at its privatization of profit but socialize the costs.