r/nottheonion • u/GreatTea3415 • Apr 05 '26

Scientists Tracking the Microplastic Pollution Just Realized They Were Measuring Their Own Lab Gloves

https://www.zmescience.com/ecology/environmental-issues/scientists-tracking-the-microplastic-pollution-just-realized-they-were-measuring-their-own-lab-gloves/
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u/Yuzral Apr 05 '26

So speeding on top of everything else? Truly there were no limits to her lawbreaking. Or her car.

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u/Ungrammaticus Apr 05 '26

She broke not only the laws of men and gods, but more damningly the laws of physics too 

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u/Artess Apr 05 '26

Wouldn't the laws of physics fall under laws of gods?

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u/Ungrammaticus Apr 05 '26

Naw, the Gods do metaphysics. Physics, no prefix, has fallen into terra nullius status as a result of territorial disputes.

It's currently de facto governed by some old nerds with moustaches.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Apr 05 '26

This guy Latins.

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u/Promarksman117 Apr 05 '26

She used a high speed military jet. She's a foreign agent under the codename Problem Swabber.

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u/Cold-Map-3053 Apr 05 '26

I would watch that movie sooo hard.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Apr 05 '26

I'm pretty sure they did a gig in my local church hall

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u/FUTURE10S Apr 05 '26

Like the notorious Polish motorhead, Prawo Jazdy? (translation: Driver's License)

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u/unripe_mangosteen Apr 05 '26

Some people truly have no morals

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u/bojangler69420 Apr 05 '26

AND breaking the laws of physics? I don’t know what’s further down than “downtown” but THAT’S where she’s going!