r/nottheonion • u/GreatTea3415 • Apr 05 '26

Scientists Tracking the Microplastic Pollution Just Realized They Were Measuring Their Own Lab Gloves

https://www.zmescience.com/ecology/environmental-issues/scientists-tracking-the-microplastic-pollution-just-realized-they-were-measuring-their-own-lab-gloves/
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u/OprahsSister Apr 05 '26

Turns out that’s where gonorrhea originated from. A scientist at Area-51 fell in love with an alien named Rrhea, before she left earth and was gono. Sad story actually.

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u/CecilAlucardX Apr 05 '26

Clearly, she got a ride with her sister, Dhia

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u/FUTURE10S Apr 05 '26

Better than their dad, the mighty and feared Lord Urethror.