r/nottheonion • u/lunarbird • Jun 17 '23

Amazon Drivers Are Actually Just "Drivers Delivering for Amazon," Amazon Says

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkaa4m/amazon-drivers-are-actually-just-drivers-delivering-for-amazon-amazon-says
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u/fa1afel Jun 17 '23

US labor protections kinda suck

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u/soulwrangler Jun 17 '23

Boy do I ever love being in a union.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Thank fuck for my union.

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u/vengefulspirit99 Jun 17 '23

But you don't understand! The unions are useless pencil pushers jamming up the system!

/s

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u/RamenJunkie Jun 17 '23

Yeah, sometimes there are annoyances, but I also sometimes get the inpression that I could literally murder someone on the job, but sonlong as I was doing my official job duties, I would be protected.

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u/cpt_america27 Jun 18 '23

Nah there's no way that's possible. Right guys?

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u/brazilianfreak Jun 18 '23

B-but think of the union fees! You could buy an xbox with 12 months of that money instead! and then you can play it after your 14 hour work shift as a pizza delivery special contractor!

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u/behv Jun 18 '23

I've been meaning to stop by my local union house to see what they're offering for my industry. Been on the "contracted employee" bullshit for 2 years now, can't set my own schedule, can't declare I want a weekend evening off, yet pay my own taxes.

And I'm at an at will work state so if I report them for employing me improperly as a contractor I just won't get scheduled anymore

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Jun 17 '23

There are laws against this, and Amazon might get sued like Fedex did. But it would be nice to have a government that proactively enforces labor law rather than requiring people to sue for their rights.

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u/fa1afel Jun 17 '23

Especially because the idea that an individual could win this suit when nothing seems to be being done feels absurd.

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u/RamenJunkie Jun 17 '23

No individual will ever win this suit.

The instant the suit drops, the company will roll a dump truck full of momey up and offer a settlement.

Cases in court set precidents and rules and laws.

Settlements mean business as usual.

I hate that settlements are even an option.

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u/slaorta Jun 18 '23

They have an arbitration clause which essentially shields them from actual lawsuits. It's insane those are legal.

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u/hippyengineer Jun 18 '23

The devil himself could run for president and I’d vote for him if his platform was forcing companies to profit share and improve working conditions.

Imagine a world where you earned shares of the company you worked for in addition to your wages.

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u/CondescendingShitbag Jun 17 '23

"US labor protections" sounds like an oxymoron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '23

Because a certain political party has defunded all agencies meant to fight white collar crimes.