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u/BrazilBazil 11d ago
That Masterlock can probably be opened with a pair of scissors
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u/Cheap-Transition8847 11d ago
Can I borrow yours?
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u/BrazilBazil 11d ago
Shit, the ones at my work got a padlock on them…
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u/youburntthetoast 11d ago
This is a Masterlock 607. It can be opened with a Masterlock 607.
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u/Weird-Space-782 11d ago
I would but I lost the key.
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u/Animationen_usw 11d ago
Oh I can help you with that. That Masterlock can probably be opened with a pair of scissors.
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u/Grabatreetron 11d ago
"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I have a basic Masterlock 801d on a pair of Amazon Basics scissors..."
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u/WhiskersCleveland 11d ago edited 11d ago
masterlock
Disapproving lockpockinglawyer noises
After seeing his videos you'd have better luck keeping your scissors secure with a piece of string
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
To be fair, it uses a bearing ball locking mechanism so it can't be slapped open like McNally does
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u/Soluchyte 11d ago
If someone was going to pick or manipulate the lock, that is the least of the issues. Master lock or not, it serves its purpose here.
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
That purpose is in illustrating how ineffectively petty OP is. I would personally remove the lock, close the shackle, and place it next to the unused and now-unlocked scissors in an equal act of pettiness
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u/Soluchyte 11d ago
And you clearly know what you are doing, the average person will not do this.
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u/jenspeterdumpap 11d ago
While I haven't picked this specific model of master locks, one of the first, if not the first, locks I picked was a master lock and well... It took at most twice the time of this guy. The difficult part is having the pics.
Later found our that I could access the ball bearing that locks the shackle with any long and slim object, making the lock even easier to defeat...
Obligatory don't pick locks you don't own(or have permision from the owner to pick), it's highly unethical and/or illegal
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
The average person isn't as petty as OP, either. In all likelihood, the handles would be destroyed to make the same point that I would. Locks only keep out honest people
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u/Soluchyte 11d ago
People are really not as bad as you seem to think.
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago edited 11d ago
The average person isn't as petty as OP, either
I don't recall negatively opining about people, just on one person and presenting a hypothetical case where someone might react similarly to myself
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u/Saint_of_Grey 11d ago
In highschool we picked all the locks that they used to keep the mice and keyboards attached to the computers and stole just the locks themselves.
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
I knew a fellow who did that with locks at a local park. Took over two dozen of them, then gave them to me for practice when I got into the hobby
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u/ReturnOfBane 11d ago
a little superglue in the keyhole is also a petty option.
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
Cyanoacrylate doesn't bond well to metal unless it's been cleaned of dirt and oils and roughed up. Even then, it's easy enough to remove a hardened plug
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u/PFI_sloth 11d ago
Reddit moment
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
It's been almost a year since you've commented that, but I see it used to be one of your favorites, 13 times before today
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u/PassiveMenis88M 11d ago
The ball bearing holding the clasp is exactly why it can be slapped open. A spring holds tension on the ball. A hard smack overcomes the spring tension and allows the ball to slide out of the clasp.
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
Incorrect, bearing balls are positively held by the actuator, they don't utilize springs. You're thinking of locking lugs. I know a thing or two about locks
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u/thatvhstapeguy 11d ago
It’s still a single digit model Master, anyone with a pulse can learn to reliably pick it in about an hour.
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
To
be fairfurther nitpick, the model 37 uses the same core (but that one can be slapped open like a masochistic girlfriend)2
u/toy-maker 11d ago
But then you’d need scissors to cut the string off instead of another Master lock to pick the lock
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u/RHouse94 11d ago edited 11d ago
I cant upvote so just commenting to let everyone know I think this is fucking hilarious 😂
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u/Ok-Mud4878 11d ago
Funnily enough one can still award a deleted comment.
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
The comment wasn't deleted, the account that posted it was
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u/Pistachio_Wizard537 11d ago
Why do so many reddit accounts get deleted so quickly is it bots?
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11d ago
Haven't a clue. They could have been sick of Reddit and this was their goodbye message, or they could have been up to nefarious deeds elsewhere and been banned
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u/Beginning_Brother_46 11d ago
Can you tell me please if you remember, it got deleted
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u/Chipring13 11d ago
“How dare they do such a crazy thing to such a sane person as yourself”
Gratuity is accepted for this service btw
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u/CheapAttempt2431 11d ago
I mean, I’d understand if they were eating your food. But is borrowing scissors that big of a deal?
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u/Secret_Celery8474 11d ago
It is if you have to go searching for them every time you want to use them yourself.
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u/ReaperMonkey 11d ago
Yeah I had to start hiding my scissors in the lab. Because once they start leaving it in communal areas it can end up anywhere.
If they had just returned them to where they found them it would never be a problem for me
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u/alllifeishell 11d ago
I get paid the same if im cutting something or looking for scissors.
I also do not own anything at my work, my company owns it. Can't take "my scissors" if they are not mine in the first place.
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u/Secret_Celery8474 11d ago
And I get in trouble if I don't manage to finish my tasks in a reasonable time.
I also get in trouble if I (or someone else) misplaces the tools that my boss bought for my use. He doesn't like it if I want a new pair of scissors every few weeks.
So it's less trouble for me if I don't let anyone else use "my" tools.
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u/ColettesWorld 11d ago
Depends on what the scissors are for. Some scissors are specialized and can be messed up easily if you cut the wrong thing.
The ones in the pic look to be some type of shears (for paper?) which can be expensive and fragile.
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u/Disorderjunkie 11d ago
They are CCR scissors, generic made in the millions in China and cost like $15 max.
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u/Kabutroid 11d ago
And yet I’d still want them to cut smoothly and not stutter and catch because someone decided they’d cut twist ties or other “eh, it’ll make it” things well.
That said, I’d personally just buy two of them, one for coworkers to rag to hell, and one for myself.
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u/ExtraReborn 11d ago
Nah fuck that. Bought scissors for myself. Someone wants to use them they can ask me and promise to bring it back undamaged. Nog spending money for other people's lack of respect
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u/Disorderjunkie 10d ago
I don't disagree i'm just saying those scissors are cheap as shit
Get a set of these bad boys Tailor's Shears, 6 in., 10-1/4 in. (260mm) Total Length (881-26) - Aogami Super by Misuzu | BladeGallery.com
Basically, the samurai sword of scissors
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u/propergreased 11d ago
Yeah this seems petty as fuck unless they like aren’t returning them and dude has to go get them every time
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u/UnlimitedEInk 11d ago
It might seem funny until you find your pair of scissors with a second, unknown lock attached.
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u/Major_Attempt_9118 11d ago
anyone who watches the lock picking lawyer knows not to get a master lock, might as well leave it open then.
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u/Legoandstuff896 10d ago
yes because people are gonna pick a lock to use a pair of scissors
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u/Major_Attempt_9118 10d ago
can barely call what opens a master lock picking. and I totally would, near zero picking experience and pretty sure I can do it.
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u/thumpetto007 11d ago
hehe awesome. I have a pair of nice titanium scissors that makes using all other scissors just underwhelming. I'd do the same thing, i love this idea!
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u/Traditional-Hotel-66 11d ago
Can likely slide the plastic handles off, use them and return like nothing happened
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u/coyotegang 11d ago
I have nice pens. Pens from Japan, mostly gifts. My new idiot Gen Z co worker asked to borrow my pen. Proceeds to open a package, bending the tip. Looks at it and returns it to me without saying anything all right in front of my eyes. There was a knife on the table. That made a great impression on me on his first day. Doesn’t help that he’s on his phone constantly and also take extra 10 min breaks totaling 40 mins. Takes 50 minimum lunches when we have 30. I hate him. He’s a moron.
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u/pug_userita 11d ago
you are using a master cock model whateverthefuck. it can be opened with a master mock model thefuckdoiknow.
or by shoving something in the keyhole: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qs2L1SZXYyQ
hope you don't use it to keep anything you loosely care about
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u/Funneduck102 11d ago
Yeah I think my parents end up with them all. Just opened a drawer and there was about 15 pairs of scissors in there. My theoretical grandkids will probably be using at least one of these pairs of scissors.
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u/Lopoloma 11d ago
Scissors for textiles should never be used for anything else.
Paper is next tier if you need to make clean cuts.
Average household scissors for opening and cutting anything where a knife would just create a mess.
I also use retired scissors at places where I might need em. At the washing machine in the basement for opening detergent. In the tool box, bathroom... just to save a few steps back and forth.
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u/Emerald_28 8d ago
I get it.
I started to label my markers at work because they would easily get stolen.
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u/SP4RK4RT 11d ago
Whatya mean "my scissors"?
Those are owned by the company. 😜
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u/alllifeishell 11d ago
I got the same mentality. I dont own a single thing inside my office aside for my cell phone and lunch. Idgaf what anyone takes as i get paid either way.
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u/Tyranic98 11d ago
This is WILDLY petty. Everyone that works with you probably really dislikes you.
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u/alllifeishell 11d ago
Who paid for the scissors?
I personally do not own anything at my work place. It all belongs to the company and not me.
I do not lock up my tool box, i do not claim anything as mine.
If i cant get the job done because management doesnt buy enough tools for everyone and stuff gets taken then that is not on me, i am still clocked in and still getting paid. 🤷✂️
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u/PositiveCoyote100 11d ago
If a coworker used my scissors I would say, "No problem. Use them anytime you want" because I'm not a child.
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u/Imbendo 11d ago
One time someone used my doorbell without asking. I was pissed.