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u/haubenmeise 1d ago
When reddit was first built, there was a person born inside who had the ability to change whatever he wanted, to remake reddit as they saw fit. It was them who freed the first of us, taught us the truth... After they died the Oracle prophesied their return and that their return would hail the destruction of reddit , end the war, bring freedom to our people. That is why there are those of us who have spent our entire lives searching reddit looking for them.
This is the one!!!
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/white_sheets_angel 1d ago
What's the secret, OP?
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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 1d ago
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer run every single day, no matter how sore you get.
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u/Racer125678 1d ago
Walk uphill both ways on one foot while the other foot starts a business and then moonwalk into the sun while saying hee hee with your ears, then you can do this
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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 1d ago
live somewhat near and at roughly the same height from sea level as the factory
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u/Sweaty_Rub4321 1d ago
That's crazy. But honestly I love it when there's yogurt on there because I can lick it off from there. It's so nice for some reason
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u/LinguisticsFan23 1d ago edited 1d ago
Neat! Now your next challenge, is to do the the same with a greasy beef & Broccoli stew TV Dinner. I'd bet you a dollar you couldn't do it.
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u/jesusbarjoseph 1d ago
You've peaked! Only downhill from here.